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Drunkards Weighing In On 'Duck Dynasty' Debacle

Funny story: Drunkards Weighing In On 'Duck Dynasty' Debacle

SARASOTA, FL - From his cardboard box at the corner of Lemon St. & Main., homeless drunkard Carlton Pennyfeather III(esquire) voiced his concerns regarding statements made earlier this week by 'Duck Dynasty' star Phil Robertson. "I mean who...

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Rev. Sharpdon Opposes The Use Of The Term 'Black Friday'

Funny story: Rev. Sharpdon Opposes The Use Of The Term 'Black Friday'

WASHINGTON DC - America is once again taking sides in the latest wave of the politically correct maelstrom. "I vehemently and catagorically oppose the use of the the word 'Black' in the term 'Black Friday' used to descibe a major shopping day,...

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Proof U.S. Lawmakers Don't Know The Difference Between Sh*t and Shinola

Funny story: Proof U.S. Lawmakers Don't Know The Difference Between Sh*t and Shinola

WASHINGTON DC - Washington politics weren't the only thing stinking to high heaven on Capitol Hill this week. Although at first it was hard to distinguish, lawmakers finally realized there was a pungent odor eminating from the floor of the Senate, a...

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Dr-Dr-Dragon Spa-Speech Recognition Software Wo-Worth The Money - Tech RrrReview

Bradenton, Fl - The future is he-he-here now. Dragon speech rrrecognition software performed fl-flawlessly. Ca-control your co-co-computer with your voice. Wh-wh-when you talk, your comp-p-puter types with extreme ack-ack-accuracy. It trrransfo...

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Gay Men 'Saving Themselves' For Marriage - On The Rise

San Francisco, Ca - A new study shows more gay men are waiting to 'tie the knot' before they 'thread the needle'. Researchers at The Assbury Institute have determined that the 'risqué', 'wanton' behavior towards sex many heterosexuals believe to be...

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Global Warming: Gloom or Boom

Honolulu, Hawaii - Although many feel the now undeniable green house effect occurring at a global level spells doom for the future of humankind, there is a growing number of people whom welcome, even hope that the global warming process continues.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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