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After Death Of Mandela: Pope To 'Crank up the bass.'

Funny story: After Death Of Mandela: Pope To 'Crank up the bass.'

'After paying tribute to Nelson Mandela, Pope Francis says it's time to, "crank up the bass and blow up a stereo."' A Vatican spokesperson. 'After Mandela's passing, I felt compelled to celebrate his life. So I instantly thought about subwoofe...

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General Admits, 'most recruits heartbroken.'

Funny story: General Admits, 'most recruits heartbroken.'

A high up Military Psychologist has admitted most of the young men who join the military are heartbroken rejects of society. 'I'm not saying all recruits sign up because of emotional distance, or detachment from self. But I am noticing a trend.'...

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Circuit Boards Are Back!

Funny story: Circuit Boards Are Back!

Circuit boards have made a breathtaking return to technology, Nokia has confirmed. 'I really like Circuit boards. They've made me the person I am today. Rich and successful. I really like them because they look so cool. So I hang them on the wall...

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Italian Accused of Cooking-Up 'Spicy' Meatballs with £3m Street Value

Funny story: Italian Accused of Cooking-Up 'Spicy' Meatballs with £3m Street Value

'Spicy Meatballs' is a term used by Italian Chefs who put Meth Amphetamine in their food. DEA officials believe. "We believe we have found an Italian Chef who might be cooking meatballs and meth," said a DEA official. The accused Italian stat...

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'Osama Bin Laden 2.'

Funny story: 'Osama Bin Laden 2.'

A new more dangerous terrorists has emerged and he looks just like the old one. Claim CIA. 'It really is astonishing the resemblance...and him having the same name is an amazing coincidence.' said a CIA official. 'We really need to assure the...

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Doctor Phil's son in, 'metal band.'

Funny story: Doctor Phil's son in, 'metal band.'

Doctor Phil's son Jordan has joined a metal band with which he ridicules his father. It is apparent. 'My band Philophile's first album is about Doctor Phil in general,' says the "Doctor's" son, Jordan. 'Yea I tried growing my hair out long but th...

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Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

Funny story: Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

A secret agent has been caught spying within the NSA, but won't remove his tea towel. Claim experts. 'We're going to have to interrogate him. I mean we were going to anyway...but yea.' A Military official. 'At this stage we're pretty sure th...

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Man's Facial Deformity After Inventing New Prune

Funny story: Man's Facial Deformity After Inventing New Prune

A man has suffered severe facial deformities after inventing a new type of prune. 'GM foods are becoming more and more popular, but this is one example we should not dismiss.' Benit Row of the food safety commission. 'I've never seen anything...

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Monster Trucks, are 'not gay.'

Funny story: Monster Trucks, are 'not gay.'

LGBT officials interrupted during speech by, 'Monster trucks, are not gay.' "Apparently his name is Timmy Tucker. He's a Monster Truck driver. We weren't even on the subject of Monster Trucks!? We never even mention them..." 'We're not on the s...

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The British 'Angry' Over Who Invented Monocles.

Funny story: The British 'Angry' Over Who Invented Monocles.

It all started with an episode of Top Gear. James May's exact words were: "Hang on who invented Monocles?" There was a sort of empty silence after that. 'The question came out of no where. It was completely off subject. It throw us all of gu...

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Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.

Funny story: Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.

"The streets of Mexico are laced with the stench of corruption." One Homeless Mexican told reporters. "It's really hard being a real homeless Mexican. Because these guys are fakes! Busking for real money with their guitars, cleaning peoples ca...

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David Letterman admits he's 'not funny.'

Funny story: David Letterman admits he's 'not funny.'

'David Letterman's off the cuff remarks might have damaged his career.' Say journalists. During an interview on the Late Show between David Letterman and Ashton Kutcher. David Letterman's absence of humour was instantly apparent when Ashton Kut...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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