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Shelf Thee Selfie Monkey

Funny story: Shelf Thee Selfie Monkey

The U.S. federal court system has been attempting to declare, Naruto, a crested macaque monkey, to be the rightful owner of his famous "monkey selfie." This has been a two year court case between PETA bread, David the photographer, and a self-publish...

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McDonald's: Thanks for the Weight Loss!

Funny story: McDonald's: Thanks for the Weight Loss!

In Raleigh, NC, Merab Morgan pulled off something astonishing by losing 37 pounds on a diet based solely on McDonald's food. She said, "I thought it's two birds with one stone - to lose weight and prove a point for the little fat people." She...

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Global Warming or Hocus Pocus?

Funny story: Global Warming or Hocus Pocus?

Many people are arguing points for global warming in the news and there are some people that believe it and some that don't. Scientists find errors in global warming data because the satellites drifted in orbit and were reporting nighttime tempera...

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Best Regards, Corey Feldman

Funny story: Best Regards, Corey Feldman

Over the summer, in Richmond, VA a woman's apartment was robbed and got some housework done by none other than the burglar. This is a peculiar case since most thieves like taking stuff, not doing chores while they steal. He took a computer and a...

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Urine Luck - Cow Wee Cures Cancer?

Funny story: Urine Luck - Cow Wee Cures Cancer?

New Delhi invented a new product made from cow urine that has a wide range of cures from cancer, diarrhea, to diabetes. It is on sale by the Bharatiya Janata Party and a BJPan official claimed, "My daughter tried all kinds of things" to get rid of he...

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Lobster Named Bubba

Funny story: Lobster Named Bubba

A 22 year old lobster named Bubba was caught off the shores of Nantucket, MA and shipped to Wholey Market, a Pittsburgh fish market. Some people claim that it is more than 100 years old making it old enough to have seen 2 world wars and Prohibition.

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Alabama Law: Ugly on Ugly Fish

Funny story: Alabama Law: Ugly on Ugly Fish

Alabama law proclaims that anyone who catches an "Ugly Fish" or a garfish is supposed to become the fish's executioner. The law states that the fisherman can execute the fish in one of 3 ways: 1. He can put the garfish to death by guillotine as...

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Who Gives a Crap? This Guy Does!

Funny story: Who Gives a Crap? This Guy Does!

And here we go again; a man named Andrew out in California was arrested on July 28th for robbing a house because he forgot to flush the toilet. What a crappy to go! No wonder why people today are the way they are. If you are attempting to rob a ho...

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Potatoes Bad, Snakes Good!

Funny story: Potatoes Bad, Snakes Good!

Rodrigo Franco was arrested in July 2017 in Los Angeles for smuggling reptiles into the United States. He was importing crocodiles, turtles, and snakes all of which are protected under U.S. law. The craziest is how this guy managed to ship the king c...

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Bank Robbing Tip 37: Don't Forget to Run in the Street Naked

Funny story: Bank Robbing Tip 37: Don't Forget to Run in the Street Naked

As if we couldn't make this up ourselves, our attention unfortunately goes down to Florida the Sunshine State. The place where women run around in bikinis and the toughest decision one has to make is which beach to go to with your friends. A stat...

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Dull, Boring, and Bland Travel Tips

Funny story: Dull, Boring, and Bland Travel Tips

If you are planning a vacation this year there are many jovial and fascinating places you could go in the world! Every trip you grow from and cherish for years to come. I still talk about the time I spent in Spain when I was in high school. Drinking...

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Digital Equivalence of Donald Trump

Funny story: Digital Equivalence of Donald Trump

The movie Antman was able to bring back Michael Douglas on screen from how he looked 25 years ago through the utilization of "digital equivalence." The technology has been hailed as revolutionary by those artists working in the field of visual ef...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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