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Introducing "KB Packed Kids" Just In Time For Colorado Christmas

Funny story: Introducing "KB Packed Kids" Just In Time For Colorado Christmas

The manufacturers of the famous "Cabbage Patch Kids" dolls are offering up a new version just in time for Christmas. The "KB Packed Kids" will be offered up for a fairly steep price in two test markets, Colorado and Washington. What's new with th...

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History Revealed: Jesus Was Born In a "Stable" Environment

Funny story: History Revealed: Jesus Was Born In a "Stable" Environment

Professor David Humdrum reports "Jesus was born in a stable environment and this gave him an edge in life." The professor went on to say that a manuscript of a diary that Mary kept had recently been discovered. Here is an excerpt of Mary's journa...

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Police: Sword Wielding Man Demanded Free Tacos

Funny story: Police: Sword Wielding Man Demanded Free Tacos

"Thou must stuff thine tortilla full of tasty meat and cheese!" shouted the assailant, Don A. Blaid. Apparently police in Texas said they arrested Mr. Blaid after his use of a sword in an attempt to coerce a waitress into giving him free tacos.

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Tila Tequila Latest Addition to Graphic Novel Concept

Funny story: Tila Tequila Latest Addition to Graphic Novel Concept

DT Comics, LTD. has announced that the web "celeb", Miss Tequila will be added to the roster in their latest concept. The concept titled "L.O.S.E.R C.L.I.Q.U.E (League Of Self Entitled Rascal Celebrity Lives Inflicting Qualified Useless Events)" wil...

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Miley Cyrus Case Study: Scientists Discover New Form of Tourette's Syndrome "Tongue Twerkettes"

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Case Study: Scientists Discover New Form of Tourette's Syndrome "Tongue Twerkettes"

Doctors nationwide in the last few months have received a flood of calls, walk ins, and email correspondence from parents expressing concern over their childrens behavior. The main cause for alarm is that these children are constantly sticking their...

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Taco Bell Teaming With "Hello Kitty" in 2014

Funny story: Taco Bell Teaming With "Hello Kitty" in 2014

Taco Bell, anticipating a need to stay ahead of the game, has teamed up with "Hello Kitty" manufacturer to develop a HELLO KITTY HAPPY TIME PINK TACO/GRANDE MEAT BURRITO COMBO Taco Bell has been on a kick for awhile now adding new, unique taco fla...

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Animal Rights Advocates Outraged Over Beaver Grooming Prank

Funny story: Animal Rights Advocates Outraged Over Beaver Grooming Prank

Oregon - Animal rights advocates in the state of Oregon are outraged after a recent discovery in the Wilderness areas of their state. Ostensibly a group of hikers, during an expedition spotted an entire colony of SHAVED BEAVERS! "It's sickening.

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New Theme Restaurant Trying New Spin on Old Themes in 2014

Funny story: New Theme Restaurant Trying New Spin on Old Themes in 2014

A new restaurant is trying out a cutting edge theme. The restaurant will be called "Leftover Bliss Diner". "We are a restaurant attempting to capture 2014 nostalgia, for a restaurant in the late 80's that captured the nostalgia of a 1950's restau...

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NYC's Sidewalk Santa Parade Canceled after 100 Years

Funny story: NYC's Sidewalk Santa Parade Canceled after 100 Years

New York, NY - For a century, New York's Sidewalk Santas have marched on Fifth Avenue on the morning after Thanksgiving collecting donations from Black Friday shoppers. Now they're calling it quits. "There's just not as much money in it anymor...

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AMC: Another "Breaking Bad" Spinoff Concept in the Works

Insiders have come across leaked information from AMC, the producer of the recently ended and very popular "Breaking Bad" series. A spinoff series will follow Brad White, nephew of the protagonist/antagonist in the original series. In the new...

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Toronto Mayor Defends Behavior and Not Budging

Funny story: Toronto Mayor Defends Behavior and Not Budging

Crack smoking on police cameras? Smoking weed in the streets? Popping pills, drinking on the job, hiring prostitutes, soliciting sex from employees. Mayor Ford has been in the spotlight for QUITE a crazy lifestyle, or so it seems. With his agon...

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Man Suing Lions Gate Entertainment Over "Hunger Games" Series

Funny story: Man Suing Lions Gate Entertainment Over "Hunger Games" Series

A man is seeking to sue "Lions Gate Entertainment" , the producers of the "Hunger Games" film series. He is citing the title as very misleading. "I thought it was a how to video," states Stu Pidummass. Apparently Mr. Pidummass thought it was a...

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Bus Company Teaming Up With "50 Shades" to Produce Theme Excursion

Funny story: Bus Company Teaming Up With "50 Shades" to Produce Theme Excursion

Greyhound bus lines is teaming up with executives from the "50 Shades of Grey" series to roll out the "50 Shades of Greyhound" themed excursion. "I see this as a great opportunity for travelers to get close to one another and have a thoroughly enj...

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Disney Studios Latest Concept: Floozy Factor

Funny story: Disney Studios Latest Concept: Floozy Factor

The public has seen Disney churning out "Girls and Boys Next Door Gone Bad"types for years now. These stars like Aguilera, Spears, Timberlake, Lohan, Bieber, Cyrus, and Gomez, have been keeping celebrity hounds and the media frenzied year after year...

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Apple to Launch Latest in Technology: "iStoned"

Apple corporation developers are said to have a new product bubbling in the background. Right now details are hazy but there are rumors that they will release a mini marijuana bong equipped with all of the features that are available on other produc...

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Blackout Drunk Attempts Return VHS Movies to Blockbuster to No Avail

A man was severely distruaght when finding out that he could not return his VHS movies to Blockbuster. . . because Blockbuster is no more! The man has been in a drunken stupor for decades. "I'm trying to get on the straight and narrow," he s...

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Another Mayor "Crackin" Up

TORONTO, ON - The mayor of Toronto, ON has admitted recently to smoking crack, but is refusing to resign his position. "How can I afford to give this job up? Do you realize how expensive a CRACK habit is?" states the mayor. Locals are working...

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Pyschics Say Soothsaying Laws Don't Say What they Should Say

In light of recent fraud cases revolving around fortune-telling laws in New York and Florida, psychics are speaking out. The legal system is going after people that seemingly take advantage of vulnerable victims. "Oh," states psychic Yuri Sukka,...

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Breaking news…

Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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