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Hallmark Cards Considers Selling Blank Greeting Cards In Order Not To Offend Anyone

Kansas City-Sources close to Donald J. Hall, the president and CEO of Hallmark Cards, headquartered here, have confirmed rumors that Hallmark Cards plans to unveil a line of generic greeting cards for the 2016 Christmas-or as they call it-the "whatev...

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Magazine Associated with Norman Rockwell Paintings to Publish Nude Centerfolds

Indianapolis-"I only read it for the Norman Rockwell tributes." That is what editors of The Saturday Evening Post are hoping to hear from horny readers-old and young-when it starts publishing nude centerfolds of deceased and aging celebrities nex...

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To Appear on Paper Money - Elvis, Goofy and Sequoia Trees?

Funny story: To Appear on Paper Money - Elvis, Goofy and Sequoia Trees?

WASHINGTON, DC-In an attempt to honor the diversity of the United States' ethnic groups and to increase paper currency in circulation, the United States Department of the Treasury plans to put portraits of famous Americans on its currency. Taking...

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Bill Gates Announces His 2016 Presidential Campaign

Redmond, WA-Microsoft tycoon Bill Gates plans to make everyone connected to his software, his internet providers, his self-driving vehicles "if and when" he is elected President of the United States, Gates announced in launching his 2016 presidential...

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You've Got Viewers--Mad Men's Producer's got Radio Shack TV Drama

Vancouver, BC-Lionsgate Television, the producer of the hugely successful period television drama Mad Men, plans to follow up on its success with another period drama set in a woebegone shopping mall. Entitled Radio Shack, this program features a...

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Need a Human Being? Let a 3-D Printer Produce One for You

Goshen, IN-Can't get a date for the prom or the homecoming dance? Need a temporary assistant to run your office while your dependable office assistant is on vacation? Ready to panic? You may not need to panic. A local company which specializes in...

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Need a Human Being? Let a 3-D Printer Produce One for You!

Funny story: Need a Human Being? Let a 3-D Printer Produce One for You!

Goshen, IN-Can't get a date for the prom or the homecoming dance? Need a temporary assistant to run your office while your dependable office assistant is on vacation? Ready to panic? You may not need to panic. A local company which specializes in...

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South Florida mayors consider seceding from the United States to seek world relief from potential high tides and dangerous storms

Miami-The mayors of Miami, Miami Beach, South Miami, Fort Lauderdale and other communities in southern Florida are about to petition the United States and the United Nations to allow them to separate-not just from the rest of Florida, but from the e...

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Oorah!!! DC NFL team to possibly become the few and the proud with rebranding

Funny story: Oorah!!! DC NFL team to possibly become the few and the proud with rebranding

WASHINGTON, DC-In response to continuing criticism about his team's name, National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell and Daniel Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, are considering changing the name of Snyder's team to something mor...

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NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots

Funny story: NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots

NEW YORK--In an attempt to deal with domestic violence cases which have blackened the reputation of his league, as well as to forestall the further growth of class-action suits pertaining to dementia, concussions and other disorders by National Footb...

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TV Judge Alex Wants To Decide Pending House Lawsuit Against President Obama-Sources

Funny story: TV Judge Alex Wants To Decide Pending House Lawsuit Against President Obama-Sources

Washington DC-Florida judge Alex Ferrer, the host of the syndicated courtroom TV show Judge Alex, is purportedly talking to representatives of President Barack Obama and House of Representatives Speak John Boehner about hearing the lawsuit which the...

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For Everyone to See: Divorce Notices via Jumbotron

Funny story: For Everyone to See: Divorce Notices via Jumbotron

Arlington, TX-A group of local divorce lawyers have teamed up with Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, to offer a newfangled way of delivering divorce notices to spouses. They will put them on the over 3,000 Sony® LCD displays around th...

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United Airlines to Use Cloud Seeding, Psychics to Control and Predict the Weather-And Make Money

Funny story: United Airlines to Use Cloud Seeding, Psychics to Control and Predict the Weather-And Make Money

CHICAGO-United Airlines, upon announcing a historic first quarter loss of over $600 million dollars due in part to stormy weather, will embark upon a weather modification program in conjunction with the scientific community, Native American tribal da...

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New York City to give away terminal building at La Guardia Airport

Funny story: New York City to give away terminal building at La Guardia Airport

New York-In an unexpected development concerning a key component of this city's transportation infrastructure, Mayor Bill de Blasio announced that the troubled Central Terminal Building at La Guardia airport would be given away for free to anyone who...

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Plans for Family Circus movie announced

Funny story: Plans for Family Circus movie announced

Hollywood-20th Century Fox, the producer of the movie based on the cartoon panel Marmaduke and the forthcoming movie based on the long-running comic strip Peanuts, is moving along with its 3D version of another cartoon panel-The Family Circus.

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Hollywood Might Assist Ukranians By Filming Tennyson Poem

Funny story: Hollywood Might Assist Ukranians By Filming Tennyson Poem

KIEV-Reports indicate that Arseniy Yatsenyuk, the acting prime minister of the beleagured nation of Ukraine, and acting president Oleksandr Turchynov, have appealed to an unlikely source for help in their attempt to keep Russian military forces a...

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Credit Company Training SWAT Teams to Collect Bills

Funny story: Credit Company Training SWAT Teams to Collect Bills

TYSONS CORNER, VIRGINIA-The collection department at CapitalCard is in the process of training SWAT teams to collect delinquent payments from customers' accounts using methods perfected by the Los Angeles Police Department under the regime of Police...

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Documents Reveal That Beatles Almost Joined Lawrence Welk's TV Show

Funny story: Documents Reveal That Beatles Almost Joined Lawrence Welk's TV Show

ESCONDIDO, CA-Recently discovered archives at the Lawrence Welk resort near this city, belonging to the eponymous bandleader suggest that the Beatles might have joined Welk and his Musical Family when they visited the United States in 1964. There...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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