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Funny story: Oorah!!! DC NFL team to possibly become the few and the proud with rebranding

Oorah!!! DC NFL team to possibly become the few and the proud with rebranding

WASHINGTON, DC-In response to continuing criticism about his team's name, National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell and Daniel Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, are considering changing the name of Snyder's team to something mor...
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Funny story: NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots

NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots

NEW YORK--In an attempt to deal with domestic violence cases which have blackened the reputation of his league, as well as to forestall the further growth of class-action suits pertaining to dementia, concussions and other disorders by National Footb...
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Funny story: TV Judge Alex Wants To Decide Pending House Lawsuit Against President Obama-Sources

TV Judge Alex Wants To Decide Pending House Lawsuit Against President Obama-Sources

Washington DC-Florida judge Alex Ferrer, the host of the syndicated courtroom TV show Judge Alex, is purportedly talking to representatives of President Barack Obama and House of Representatives Speak John Boehner about hearing the lawsuit which the...
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Funny story: For Everyone to See: Divorce Notices via Jumbotron

For Everyone to See: Divorce Notices via Jumbotron

Arlington, TX-A group of local divorce lawyers have teamed up with Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, to offer a newfangled way of delivering divorce notices to spouses. They will put them on the over 3,000 Sony® LCD displays around th...
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Funny story: United Airlines to Use Cloud Seeding, Psychics to Control and Predict the Weather-And Make Money

United Airlines to Use Cloud Seeding, Psychics to Control and Predict the Weather-And Make Money

CHICAGO-United Airlines, upon announcing a historic first quarter loss of over $600 million dollars due in part to stormy weather, will embark upon a weather modification program in conjunction with the scientific community, Native American tribal da...
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Funny story: New York City to give away terminal building at La Guardia Airport

New York City to give away terminal building at La Guardia Airport

New York-In an unexpected development concerning a key component of this city's transportation infrastructure, Mayor Bill de Blasio announced that the troubled Central Terminal Building at La Guardia airport would be given away for free to anyone who...
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Funny story: Plans for Family Circus movie announced

Plans for Family Circus movie announced

Hollywood-20th Century Fox, the producer of the movie based on the cartoon panel Marmaduke and the forthcoming movie based on the long-running comic strip Peanuts, is moving along with its 3D version of another cartoon panel-The Family Circus.
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Funny story: Hollywood Might Assist Ukranians By Filming Tennyson Poem

Hollywood Might Assist Ukranians By Filming Tennyson Poem

KIEV-Reports indicate that Arseniy Yatsenyuk, the acting prime minister of the beleagured nation of Ukraine, and acting president Oleksandr Turchynov, have appealed to an unlikely source for help in their attempt to keep Russian military forces a...
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Funny story: Credit Company Training SWAT Teams to Collect Bills

Credit Company Training SWAT Teams to Collect Bills

TYSONS CORNER, VIRGINIA-The collection department at CapitalCard is in the process of training SWAT teams to collect delinquent payments from customers' accounts using methods perfected by the Los Angeles Police Department under the regime of Police...
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Funny story: Documents Reveal That Beatles Almost Joined Lawrence Welk's TV Show

Documents Reveal That Beatles Almost Joined Lawrence Welk's TV Show

ESCONDIDO, CA-Recently discovered archives at the Lawrence Welk resort near this city, belonging to the eponymous bandleader suggest that the Beatles might have joined Welk and his Musical Family when they visited the United States in 1964. There...
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Funny story: Military airlifts planned for future traffic jams during Sunbelt snow/ice storms

Military airlifts planned for future traffic jams during Sunbelt snow/ice storms

Marietta, GA-Representatives of Lockheed-Martin, the United States Air Force, the United States Army, the Federal Emergency Management Agency and various local state agencies are drafting contingency plans for a Berlin-airlift response which official...
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Funny story: Cruise lines bid on historic nuclear-powered aircraft carrier to resolve industry's persistent woes

Cruise lines bid on historic nuclear-powered aircraft carrier to resolve industry's persistent woes

WASHINGTON DC-Representatives of Princess Cruises, Royal Caribbean International, Carnival Cruises, Disney Cruises and other cruise services are reportedly bidding for the U. S. Navy's first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, the USS Enterprise, for u...
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Funny story: Lobbyists push for National Cupcake Day to be a three-day holiday

Lobbyists push for National Cupcake Day to be a three-day holiday

Washington DC-Lobbyists for the cupcake and bakery industry are pushing to make the weekend of December 15 each year, unofficially observed as National Cupcake Day, as a three-day national holiday. This holiday would give federal, state and local...
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Funny story: Electronics Giants to offer TV Screens With 3D, Smell, Transportation -- and Even Disaster -- in a Living Room Near You!

Electronics Giants to offer TV Screens With 3D, Smell, Transportation -- and Even Disaster -- in a Living Room Near You!

LAS VEGAS-Unconfirmed reports indicate that Samsung, Panasonic, Sony and LG, not content with just bringing out television screens which are 105-inches wide, are planning to add three-dimensional vision in the near future, along with smell, taste and...
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Funny story: Alec Baldwin to play Archie Bunker in All in the Family reboot

Alec Baldwin to play Archie Bunker in All in the Family reboot

NEW YORK-In the spirit of remakes of such classic shows as Hawaii Five-O, Charlie's Angels and Leave it to Beaver, executives at CBS have confirmed rumors that Norman Lear intends to do a remake of his classic TV series All in the Family with a conte...
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Funny story: Embattled Toronto Mayor to go on one-way trip to Mars?

Embattled Toronto Mayor to go on one-way trip to Mars?

TORONTO-Members of the Toronto City Council and the premier of the province of Ontario have made scandal-ridden Toronto mayor Rob Ford an offer they hope he will not be able to refuse-a chance to go on a one-way trip to the planet Mars, sources close...
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Funny story: Did Joseph Kennedy want his son killed for his own egomania?

Did Joseph Kennedy want his son killed for his own egomania?

BOSTON--A just-found treasure of diaries, tape recordings, scribblings and notes on napkins from the John F. Kennedy presidential library here has conspiracy theorists involved with the assassination of President John F. Kennedy almost half a century...
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Funny story: Valentine's Day Sales Promotions to Start on Christmas Day

Valentine's Day Sales Promotions to Start on Christmas Day

BENTONVILLE, AK-Sources close to the marketing department of Walmart Stores, Inc., the world's largest retailer, have confirmed that all Walmart stores will open at 1 p.m. local time on Christmas Day in order to kick off the frenzy of sales of Valent...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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