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Funny story:  New York City to give away terminal building at La Guardia Airport

New York City to give away terminal building at La Guardia Airport

New York-In an unexpected development concerning a key component of this city's transportation infrastructure, Mayor Bill de Blasio announced that the troubled Central Terminal Building at La Guardia airport would be given away for free to anyone who...
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Funny story:  Plans for Family Circus movie announced

Plans for Family Circus movie announced

Hollywood-20th Century Fox, the producer of the movie based on the cartoon panel Marmaduke and the forthcoming movie based on the long-running comic strip Peanuts, is moving along with its 3D version of another cartoon panel-The Family Circus.
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Funny story:  Hollywood Might Assist Ukranians By Filming Tennyson Poem

Hollywood Might Assist Ukranians By Filming Tennyson Poem

KIEV-Reports indicate that Arseniy Yatsenyuk, the acting prime minister of the beleagured nation of Ukraine, and acting president Oleksandr Turchynov, have appealed to an unlikely source for help in their attempt to keep Russian military forces a...
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Funny story:  Credit Company Training SWAT Teams to Collect Bills

Credit Company Training SWAT Teams to Collect Bills

TYSONS CORNER, VIRGINIA-The collection department at CapitalCard is in the process of training SWAT teams to collect delinquent payments from customers' accounts using methods perfected by the Los Angeles Police Department under the regime of Police...
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Funny story:  Documents Reveal That Beatles Almost Joined Lawrence Welk's TV Show

Documents Reveal That Beatles Almost Joined Lawrence Welk's TV Show

ESCONDIDO, CA-Recently discovered archives at the Lawrence Welk resort near this city, belonging to the eponymous bandleader suggest that the Beatles might have joined Welk and his Musical Family when they visited the United States in 1964. There...
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Funny story:  Military airlifts planned for future traffic jams during Sunbelt snow/ice storms

Military airlifts planned for future traffic jams during Sunbelt snow/ice storms

Marietta, GA-Representatives of Lockheed-Martin, the United States Air Force, the United States Army, the Federal Emergency Management Agency and various local state agencies are drafting contingency plans for a Berlin-airlift response which official...
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Funny story:  Cruise lines bid on historic nuclear-powered aircraft carrier to resolve industry's persistent woes

Cruise lines bid on historic nuclear-powered aircraft carrier to resolve industry's persistent woes

WASHINGTON DC-Representatives of Princess Cruises, Royal Caribbean International, Carnival Cruises, Disney Cruises and other cruise services are reportedly bidding for the U. S. Navy's first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, the USS Enterprise, for u...
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Funny story:  Lobbyists push for National Cupcake Day to be a three-day holiday

Lobbyists push for National Cupcake Day to be a three-day holiday

Washington DC-Lobbyists for the cupcake and bakery industry are pushing to make the weekend of December 15 each year, unofficially observed as National Cupcake Day, as a three-day national holiday. This holiday would give federal, state and local...
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Funny story:  Electronics Giants to offer TV Screens With 3D, Smell, Transportation -- and Even Disaster -- in a Living Room Near You!

Electronics Giants to offer TV Screens With 3D, Smell, Transportation -- and Even Disaster -- in a Living Room Near You!

LAS VEGAS-Unconfirmed reports indicate that Samsung, Panasonic, Sony and LG, not content with just bringing out television screens which are 105-inches wide, are planning to add three-dimensional vision in the near future, along with smell, taste and...
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Funny story:  Alec Baldwin to play Archie Bunker in All in the Family reboot

Alec Baldwin to play Archie Bunker in All in the Family reboot

NEW YORK-In the spirit of remakes of such classic shows as Hawaii Five-O, Charlie's Angels and Leave it to Beaver, executives at CBS have confirmed rumors that Norman Lear intends to do a remake of his classic TV series All in the Family with a conte...
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Funny story:  Embattled Toronto Mayor to go on one-way trip to Mars?

Embattled Toronto Mayor to go on one-way trip to Mars?

TORONTO-Members of the Toronto City Council and the premier of the province of Ontario have made scandal-ridden Toronto mayor Rob Ford an offer they hope he will not be able to refuse-a chance to go on a one-way trip to the planet Mars, sources close...
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Funny story:  Did Joseph Kennedy want his son killed for his own egomania?

Did Joseph Kennedy want his son killed for his own egomania?

BOSTON--A just-found treasure of diaries, tape recordings, scribblings and notes on napkins from the John F. Kennedy presidential library here has conspiracy theorists involved with the assassination of President John F. Kennedy almost half a century...
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Funny story:  Valentine's Day Sales Promotions to Start on Christmas Day

Valentine's Day Sales Promotions to Start on Christmas Day

BENTONVILLE, AK-Sources close to the marketing department of Walmart Stores, Inc., the world's largest retailer, have confirmed that all Walmart stores will open at 1 p.m. local time on Christmas Day in order to kick off the frenzy of sales of Valent...
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Funny story:  Santa Claus to move workshop to Australian Outback

Santa Claus to move workshop to Australian Outback

SPITSBERGEN, Norway-A source close to St. Nicholas, also known as Santa Claus or Kris Kringle, reports that the patron saint of the Christmas season might be permanently relocating to a warmer, drier location in the next few years. The source...
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Funny story:  Hollywood to make movie based on Lawrence Welk show

Hollywood to make movie based on Lawrence Welk show

Hollywood-The latest trend coming out of Hollywood-if it could be called that-the remake of old television shows, movies and remakes of old television shows and remakes of old movies such as Fame, The Wizard of Oz, Star Trek, Wonder Woman and Remingt...
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Funny story:  Postal Service To Feature Celebrities, Some Notorious, On Stamps To Raise Money

Postal Service To Feature Celebrities, Some Notorious, On Stamps To Raise Money

After announcing its default of $5.6 billion on payments for health benefits for retired personnel, the United States Postal Service is in the process of coming up with a variety of ways to raise money to keep the pension fund and the postal service...
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Funny story:  Brett Favre and Cher to go on Dancing With The Stars

Brett Favre and Cher to go on Dancing With The Stars

Brett Favre, the legendary NFL quarterback who has made a career of retiring and un-retiring for many a season may be doing it again, albeit on a TV show. This time, he plans to make an appearance on the ABC reality show Dancing With The Stars.
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Funny story:  Airline to start charging for use of term "Friendly Skies"

Airline to start charging for use of term "Friendly Skies"

Word has leaked about the real reason behind United Airlines' new advertising campaign featuring its classic "Fly the Friendly Skies" slogan-a steady cash flow. Not only will the slogan be used to lure passengers and prospective customers into t...
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Michael Moore's Latest Film in Current Previews

Conspiracy sniffer-head Moore has cinematically digitized his latest gambit to expose a secret scheme in the baking industry. His Rotundity's new film is entitled "Wall Street Tookover My Twinkies!"

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