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Funny story: Zimmerman Jailed Again. Authorities Aren't Sure Why

Zimmerman Jailed Again. Authorities Aren't Sure Why

Speaking on the condition of anonymity because he's an imaginary person, Florida Police Officer Jim confirmed reports that George Zimmerman has once again been arrested. While he declined to comment on what landed Zimmerman in jail again, he did o...
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Funny story: In Wake of Naval Yard Shooting, Public Demands Asinine Gun Control Reform

In Wake of Naval Yard Shooting, Public Demands Asinine Gun Control Reform

In the wake of the Naval Yard shooting and subsequent revelations about the gunman, this writer once again did not interview any of the following imaginary people. Because the failure to understand laws and regulations as well as the ignorance dis...
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L.A.P.D Weighs in on Jenner's Transformation

"Bruce Jenner drove like a prick," said a police spokesman. " Caitlyn drives like a cunt. Any questions?"
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