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Funny story:  Tea Partiers drink more Vodka than Tea - Polls suggest

Tea Partiers drink more Vodka than Tea - Polls suggest

A recent Gallup poll conducted over the last weekend seems to suggest that the Tea Party may consider changing its name. While the nation is coping with the shutdown and many families are struggling to find ways to put food and drinks on the table ma...
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Funny story:  Only 10% of Americans are Crazy

Only 10% of Americans are Crazy

According to a CNN poll released recently only 10% of Americans think Congress is doing a good job. This is an all time low rating for the Congress. There is an ongoing global manhunt to identify, isolate and quarantine these thirty million Americ...
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Funny story:  Ted Cruz goes on a shooting spree in the House of Representatives

Ted Cruz goes on a shooting spree in the House of Representatives

BREAKING NEWS : In a startling and dramatic political gambit Texas junior Senator Ted Cruz (R) invaded the House chamber today brandishing an automatic rifle, two pistols and several hand grenades. The event happened sometime after the lunch reces...
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Funny story:  Google Glass to offer X-Ray Vision in Voyeur Mode

Google Glass to offer X-Ray Vision in Voyeur Mode

According to leaked information obtained by Google snoopers GoogWatch, the search engine and mobile phone system maker has a new plan to breathe fresh excitement into the lackluster reception its flagship innovation has received in the gadget market.
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Funny story:  House Republicans pass Legislation to shutdown the Senate

House Republicans pass Legislation to shutdown the Senate

In a a startling development earlier today the House Republican majority passed a bill to shut the Senate down permanently. The resolution H RES 420 passed 233 - 200, strictly on party lines. While the House and the Senate have often been at odds...
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Funny story:  Russia's Ban on Gays does not apply to Lesbians, Putin clarifies

Russia's Ban on Gays does not apply to Lesbians, Putin clarifies

In an Op Ed published in yesterday's late edition of the San Francisco Chronicle Russian President Vladimir Putin shed some much awaited light into the recent law enacted in his country banning public demonstration of gay activities. While same-se...
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Funny story:  Newt Gingrich not related to Amphibians, authorities confirm

Newt Gingrich not related to Amphibians, authorities confirm

After extensive research the American Amphibious Society has concluded that Newt Gingrich is not a member of the family Salamandridae, of order Caudata, otherwise commonly known as the newt. The groundbreaking research article was published in the...
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Funny story:  Southern States band together to deport Zimmerman to Alaska

Southern States band together to deport Zimmerman to Alaska

A coalition of Southern States led by Florida and Texas have convened a plenary and joint session of their legislatures to draft a bill banning George Zimmerman of domicile in any of the participating states. The same bill proposes to deport him as f...
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Funny story:  Replica of Clinton's Penis to be displayed in his Presidential Library

Replica of Clinton's Penis to be displayed in his Presidential Library

Responding to worldwide criticism that the William J. Clinton Presidential Library has not immortalized some of the former President's more notable achievements during his tenure in the White House, museum curator Christine Jacobs Mouw announced in a...
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Funny story:  Instead of MBAs, Wall St firms will now hire Bullies from Middle Schools

Instead of MBAs, Wall St firms will now hire Bullies from Middle Schools

In a joint press conference held on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange several Wall Street banking and investment firm executives issued a statement about the future direction of talent acquisition in the beleaguered industry. It was made publi...
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Funny story:  Apple Unveils iPhone 5-Z Targeted at the Niche Zombie Market

Apple Unveils iPhone 5-Z Targeted at the Niche Zombie Market

In a private after-party hosted after the public event on September 10 in its Cupertino, California headquarters, mobile phone company Apple's CEO Tim Cook unveiled the latest in the iPhone 5 lineup, a mobile phone made specifically for Zombies. "App...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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