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NSA Reports Someone Somewhere is Planning Something

Funny story: NSA Reports Someone Somewhere is Planning Something

(Undisclosed Location - USA) The National Security Agency published a 100 page document stating that "someone somewhere is planning something" against an as yet unidentified target, location, agency or individual. "We can unequivocally and without a...

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Ninja Bitch Slapper Strikes in Atlantic City - More Than A Dozen Attacks Since Miss America Pageant

Funny story: Ninja Bitch Slapper Strikes in Atlantic City - More Than A Dozen Attacks Since Miss America Pageant

(Atlantic City, NJ) - Following on the heels of the recent Miss America pageant held in Atlantic City, a criminal now known as the Ninja Bitch Slapper has been attacking men in the night. While there have been no serious injuries, victims of the Ninj...

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New Jersey Governor Signs Nation's First Anti-Wimp Bill

Funny story: New Jersey Governor Signs Nation's First Anti-Wimp Bill

(Trenton, New Jersey) - In an effort to bolster spirits and assist victims of Hurricane Sandy, Governor Chris Christie signed the state's first Anti-Wimp Bill. Christie said the bill was passed in an effort to "give New Jersey residents some spine."...

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New Jersey Dad Can Only Speak in Maxims By Ben Franklin

(Ventnor, NJ) - Ventnor resident Mark Hills recently awoke to find he could only speak in wise old sayings from founding father Benjamin Franklin, much to the disappointment of his family, friends and co-workers. Many now believe this bizarre malady...

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Microsoft Announces Creation of iTeam Just To Piss Off Apple

Funny story: Microsoft Announces Creation of iTeam Just To Piss Off Apple

(Silicon Valley, CA) - Microsoft announced their plans to create a new think tank division of the mega-billion dollar company, dubbed Project: iTeam. According to Chet Chitley, Junior iTeam Manager, "From now on whenever somebody says 'there's no...

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New Jersey Home Depot to Partner with Miley Cyrus

Funny story: New Jersey Home Depot to Partner with Miley Cyrus

At a recent press conference in the parking lot of the Egg Harbor Township Home Depot, local ad manager Tom Turvey announced his plans to feature Miley Cyrus in all of the store's in-house, print and local television advertising in 2014. Based on th...

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Brown M&M Arrested as Accomplice to Murder, Mars Fires Chocolate Spokeswoman

Funny story: Brown M&M Arrested as Accomplice to Murder, Mars Fires Chocolate Spokeswoman

Maclean, Virginia - In a hastily assembled press conference given at the manufacturers of the popular M&Ms and other chocolate treats, a spokesman for the candy giant announced they would not be renewing the Brown M&M's contract. This develop...

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Wife Loses Mind Over Powdered Milk, Witnesses Feel Uneasy As a Result

Funny story: Wife Loses Mind Over Powdered Milk, Witnesses Feel Uneasy As a Result

Atlantic City, New Jersey - An overzealous housewife, shopping at the local grocery store, lost her mind upon discovering that there were no small containers of powdered milk available and that she would be forced to purchase the family-sized box. "I...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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