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Funny story: Lack of Words Rhyming With Orange, Silver, and Purple Could Spell End of Hip-Hop

Lack of Words Rhyming With Orange, Silver, and Purple Could Spell End of Hip-Hop

LOS ANGELES- Hip Hop record producers and songwriters are feverishly searching for English words that rhyme with "orange", "purple", and "silver", fearing the end of the genre if no perfect rhymes are found soon. "When you can't even find a word to r...
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Funny story: Crime Boss Whitey Bulger Found Guilty of Cheesy Porn Name

Crime Boss Whitey Bulger Found Guilty of Cheesy Porn Name

BOSTON- James "Whitey" Bulger, the former South Boston crime boss was found guilty by a federal court jury of having one of the cheesiest, inaccurate porn names in recent memory. Bulger, who ran criminal operations in Boston for over 20 years before...
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Funny story: Vatican: New Communion Wafers To Contain 3 More Grams Of Whole Grain

Vatican: New Communion Wafers To Contain 3 More Grams Of Whole Grain

VATICAN CITY-Catholics around the world will enjoy more whole grain in their communion wafers come this fall. Today the Vatican announced that they've re-formulated their recipe for their Eucharistic hosts to include a whopping 3 more grams of whole...
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Funny story: The Expendables 3 To Be Released Straight To Betamax

The Expendables 3 To Be Released Straight To Betamax

HOLLYWOOD,CA-Insider sources at Lionsgate Entertainment say that the upcoming action sequel The Expendables 3 will forgo a traditional theatrical release in favor of home distribution via the Betamax format. "We felt it was the only way to reach our...
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Funny story: FAA To Allow Smoking On All Hijacked Flights

FAA To Allow Smoking On All Hijacked Flights

WASHINGTON, D.C.-The Federal Aviation Administration announced this afternoon that passengers aboard all hijacked commercial airlines would be allowed to smoke during those flights. "We realize that nothing calms down a smoker, like lighting one up,"...
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Funny story: Tiger Skipper Protests: A-Rod's Surgically Repaired Hip "Corked"

Tiger Skipper Protests: A-Rod's Surgically Repaired Hip "Corked"

Following Friday's 9-4 loss to the New York Yankees, Detroit Manager Jim Leyland filed an official protest with Major League Baseball. The charge: Yank's 3rd baseman Alex Rodriguez is playing with a corked femur. "He hit a standup triple off of Sc...
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Funny story: MLB Bans Sunflower Seeds: Create Competitive Advantage By Lowering Cholesterol

MLB Bans Sunflower Seeds: Create Competitive Advantage By Lowering Cholesterol

"This game has no place for chewers, spitters, and cheaters..." With those words, Major League Baseball Commissioner, Bud Selig lowered the gavel on sunflower seeds in big league dugouts. MLB and the Players Association came to the agreement late...
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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