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Funny story: Snoopy Arrested for public urination

Snoopy Arrested for public urination

Snoopy was arrested on Wednesday night for public drunkness and public urination. He was released on bail a few hours later. The Aflac duck picked him up and explained to the media that middle class Americans understood the difficulty of dealing w...
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Funny story: Trump's New Health Plan Provides Emergency Aid to Flat-Chested Chicks

Trump's New Health Plan Provides Emergency Aid to Flat-Chested Chicks

NEW YORK - Donald Trump's campaign today issued a press release detailing a new attempt to sway women voters and appeal to their healthcare concerns. Trump has proposed a national healthcare program which provides free, no-waiting, same-day brea...
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Funny story: Trump Takes Day Off After Discovering He's Fat

Trump Takes Day Off After Discovering He's Fat

Donald Trump is taking a day off the campaign trail to recover after he discovered that he was fat. Trump has made comments about the weight of Rosie O'Donnell, Miss Universe Alicia Machado, a rally attendee, Chris Christie, and others. Yesterday...
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Funny story: Trump's Debate Prep Strategy Leaked

Trump's Debate Prep Strategy Leaked

Initial stories stated that Donald Trump did not spend much time preparing for the Presidential debate. A campaigner staffer who requested anonymity has explained the preparation time and the methods used. The limited time was caused by Trump's need...
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Funny story: George and Weezy Jefferson Offer Dry Cleaning Services to Dr. Ben Carson

George and Weezy Jefferson Offer Dry Cleaning Services to Dr. Ben Carson

New York - Prominent East Side dry cleaning magnate George Jefferson and his wife Weezy have offered support to Dr. Ben Carson's troubled presidential campaign. Speaking from their Deluxe Apartment In The Sky today, the Jeffersons urged Dr. Carson t...
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Funny story: Trump Plans to Nominate Palin for Supreme Court When Elected

Trump Plans to Nominate Palin for Supreme Court When Elected

NEW YORK- Sources inside the Trump campaign have confirmed that Mr. Trump and former partial-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin have discussed her eventual appointment to the Supreme Court. Mr. Trump has apparently made the deal in exchange for Palin'...
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Funny story: Trump Says Bill Clinton's Presidency Marred by Lack of Hot Model Wife

Trump Says Bill Clinton's Presidency Marred by Lack of Hot Model Wife

NEW YORK - Donald Trump continued his assault today on Bill Clinton's presidency during a radio interview. Mr. Trump called President Clinton's administration "really an embarrassment due to the lack of a really hot, young, model wife." The Dona...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz's Daughters Admit to Running Campaign

Ted Cruz's Daughters Admit to Running Campaign

WASHINGTON- Ted Cruz and his untrained, human daughters held a press conference today to announce that his presidential campaign has been controlled from the start by his elementary school aged children. In the wake of a disgusting, unimaginable...
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Funny story: Pepe Le Pew Announces He Is FIV-Positive, Asks Cats For Forgiveness

Pepe Le Pew Announces He Is FIV-Positive, Asks Cats For Forgiveness

Los Angeles- Famed cartoon skunk and international playboy Pepe Le Pew announced today that he has been FIV-positive for the last several years. Rumors of Pepe's condition have been circulating in the cartoon biz for quite a while, according to sou...
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Funny story: A Turkey downs Russian fighter

A Turkey downs Russian fighter

Startled by Thanksgiving revelers, a turkey flew into a Russian fighter's engine, crashing the plane. Cranberry sauce was spilled inside the engine and gravy dripped on the pilot's shirt. The Russian pilot claims that the turkey had stealth capabi...
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Funny story: IRS Says High Income Women Marrying Jesus as Tax Dodge

IRS Says High Income Women Marrying Jesus as Tax Dodge

Officials at the IRS suspect many of the recent marriages involving Jesus Christ and high income women may not be kosher. IRS director Gus Whitney said today, "We received thousands of tax returns last year from women who are newly married to Jesu...
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Funny story: Daesh (aka, ISIS) Whistleblower Speaks to Press

Daesh (aka, ISIS) Whistleblower Speaks to Press

Daesh uses the Western culture's social media while decrying western culture, a whistleblower has revealed. Aasim Al Honest, who spent years consulting to Daesh and Boko Haram, sent emails to leaders explaining his concerns about both organizatio...
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Funny story: Nouveau Gym Offering Manual Labor Classes

Nouveau Gym Offering Manual Labor Classes

The newest exercise craze combines "Throw-back Thursday", green living, altruism, weight loss, and fitness into the hottest new trend in the US. Instead of lifting weights and taking last year's aerobic class, gym members are assigned manual labor in...
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Funny story: NFL Meeting to Develop 2015-16 Season Controversies

NFL Meeting to Develop 2015-16 Season Controversies

Like all businesses, publicity is an important part of the NFL. So important that the NFL is holding a mandatory owners meeting on Monday after the Superbowl to discuss publicity for 2015. "2014 was such a great year with Ray Rice, a gay player,...
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Funny story: Fox News Sponsors "Take Back America Awards Show" Hosted by Dick Cheney

Fox News Sponsors "Take Back America Awards Show" Hosted by Dick Cheney

NEW YORK - Fox News announced today it will be sponsoring and broadcasting a new entertainment awards show on Sunday, February 22. Dick Cheney is the host, Donald Trump is the show's producer and Ted Nugent is the musical guest. Fox bills the sho...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Running In 2016 As Congress Votes to Classify White House Snack Budget

Chris Christie Running In 2016 As Congress Votes to Classify White House Snack Budget

TRENTON, NJ - New Jersey governor Chris Christie says he will run for the Republican nomination in the 2016 presidential election. In a news conference later today, he will endorse what he calls "a monumental piece of legislation". Governor Chr...
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Funny story: German Luxury Car Makers Form A-HOLE Joint Venture for Self-Driving Vehicles

German Luxury Car Makers Form A-HOLE Joint Venture for Self-Driving Vehicles

GERMANY - Leading luxury car manufacturers from Germany today announced they have formed a joint venture for the development of self-driving vehicles for the U.S. market. The Autonomous Hands-Off Luxury Engineering (A-HOLE) Group promises an ult...
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Funny story: Head of NRA Discovers the word "regulated" in the 2nd Amendment

Head of NRA Discovers the word "regulated" in the 2nd Amendment

At a political debate on gun control, the head of the NRA was asked to read out loud the Second Amendment of the US Constitution. He looked it up on his smart phone and began to read "A well regulated militia . . ." Shocked at seeing the word "re...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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