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Funny story:  Sporting Goods Chain Refuses to Pay for Employees' Boner Pills

Sporting Goods Chain Refuses to Pay for Employees' Boner Pills

Self Righteous Sporting Goods Corporation recently announced that their employee health plan will no longer cover medication for erectile dis-function (ED) unless the employee is married, Christian, and seeking to procreate. The closely-held retail c...
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Funny story:  Snowden Leaks GOP-Sponsored Report Blaming White Men For Nation's Problems

Snowden Leaks GOP-Sponsored Report Blaming White Men For Nation's Problems

In 2013, the Republican Party funded an investigation of issues that they consider detrimental to the American way of life. The report, written by the influential Heritage Foundation, cites numerous examples of how white men have messed things up for...
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Funny story:  Climate Study Proves Gays are Cause of Weather

Climate Study Proves Gays are Cause of Weather

Gay marriage and gay rights are causing the wild weather including droughts in California and snow storms in the South, scientists at the Christian Creationists and Scholars Institute have discovered. "Our three year study of weather patterns and...
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Funny story:  West Virginians Drinking Only Wine and Mountain Dew

West Virginians Drinking Only Wine and Mountain Dew

For years educated West Virginians and outsiders criticized rural residents for serving children Mountain Dew. Now, a month into a water crisis caused by a chemical spill, all residents have become Mountain Dew drinkers. "I was very hesitant, but...
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Funny story:  Working at Home Saves Firms Money

Working at Home Saves Firms Money

More companies are encouraging employees to work at home because of the incredible cost savings. Even Yahoo is rethinking their 2013 demand for employees to work in the offices. This change has come about after companies began reviewing the costs...
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Funny story:  Sara Palin Visits Santa Claus

Sara Palin Visits Santa Claus

During an interview publicizing her Christmas book, Sara Palin discussed her trade mission to the North Pole, Inc.'s headquarters. She said, "I can see the reindeer barn from my backyard. Since the best part of Christmas is the gift giving, I wanted...
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Funny story:  US Postal Service Lays Off 200 As Tyler Perry Moves To Online Women's Clothing Catalogs

US Postal Service Lays Off 200 As Tyler Perry Moves To Online Women's Clothing Catalogs

WASHINGTON- The US Postal Service announced today that it has apparently lost one of its largest, most dear customers and will layoff 200 employees in the next few weeks. Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe released a statement indicating that famo...
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Funny story:  Economists: Video Games, Superhero Movies To Be 50% Of GDP By 2025

Economists: Video Games, Superhero Movies To Be 50% Of GDP By 2025

This holiday season brings us another round of comic book-inspired movies and increasingly violent video games. While some parents are cringing, economists throughout the US are rejoicing. Their importance to our economic recovery and future stabili...
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Funny story:  Santa Laying Off 30% of US Elves on Shelves

Santa Laying Off 30% of US Elves on Shelves

North Pole, Inc. today announced drastic workforce reductions and re-alignment of strategic assets, following years of stagnant revenues. Analysts had expected spending cuts for several months but not this close to Christmas. The US Elf on a Shelf D...
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Funny story:  Bachelor Show Defends Next Season's Choice

Bachelor Show Defends Next Season's Choice

WIth the decline of in popularity of the show "The Bachelor", the show's producers were struggling to selection a man for next season. They proudly announced their choice on Thursday. The show decided to explain the choice before announcing him. T...
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Funny story:  Chaos and a surprise winner at 2013 GeoCache competition

Chaos and a surprise winner at 2013 GeoCache competition

This year's International GeoCache competition was headed toward the most successful ever until the US government shutdown took out the GPS satellites, leaving a 91-year-old WWII veteran as the winner. Geocaching is a growing sport where participa...
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Funny story:  Fighting Healthcare Addiction

Fighting Healthcare Addiction

It's that time of year when companies ask their employees to sign up for another year of benefits like healthcare and dental care. As the GOP has been discussing, it is easy for Americans to become addicted to "the sugar" of healthcare. Most empl...
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Funny story:  Kid Mayor Recalled Following Comments About Toy Gun Control

Kid Mayor Recalled Following Comments About Toy Gun Control

Little Bobby Tufts, celebrity 4-year-old mayor of a small town in Minnesota, has been kicked out of office due to his tough stance on toy gun control. Mayor Bobby had been in office for only a few months, after running a juvenile campaign promising l...
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Funny story:  Apple Press Event:  Untucked Shirts Vital To Company's Innovation, Other Stuff Less So

Apple Press Event: Untucked Shirts Vital To Company's Innovation, Other Stuff Less So

CUPERTINO- Tech giant Apple held their latest press event today to demonstrate their slightly updated devices and to lay out the company's future technology path. CEO Tim Cook, looking like he was working on a weekend, took the first 30 minutes of t...
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Funny story:  Corruption Charges Dismissed As China Releases Bo, Apologizes to Obama

Corruption Charges Dismissed As China Releases Bo, Apologizes to Obama

China recently discovered that instead of putting a Communist Elder Bo Xilai on trial for corruption, they had actually prosecuted Bo Obama, the White House dog. China immediately released Bo and apologized to the president and his family. Severa...
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Funny story:  Sleep Number Beds Introduces Sex Number Line Of Mattresses For College Dorms

Sleep Number Beds Introduces Sex Number Line Of Mattresses For College Dorms

As college students return to campuses, many are springing for new mattresses. The biggest seller this year for the dorm room is the new Sex Number line from Sleep Number Beds. The Sex Number Beds have settings for the most common activities, inc...
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Funny story:  Widespread Cooties Outbreak Among School Kids

Widespread Cooties Outbreak Among School Kids

Hundreds of US elementary schools and daycare centers are reporting outbreaks of the devastating childhood disease Moribus Puerilibus, or MP, as kids return from their summer break. Commonly known as "cooties", MP symptoms include uncontrollable scr...
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Funny story:  Thomas The Tank Engine Derails Outside Of London, Texting Suspected

Thomas The Tank Engine Derails Outside Of London, Texting Suspected

LONDON- Thomas the Tank Engine, a veteran of children's television and a worldwide celebrity, derailed a train of 30 cars yesterday in the countryside north of London. Police investigating the incident took Mr. Tank Engine's cellphone because of susp...
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