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Funny story: Whole Foods Go Ghetto

Whole Foods Go Ghetto

On Wednesday, a manufacturer of "Whole Foods" announced that it plans to build a store in the poorest and most dangerous section of Chicago. The Englewood neighborhood, 10 miles south of downtown, experienced a 40% increase in homicides last year...
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Funny story: Sales of Hot Flash Barbie Skyrocket

Sales of Hot Flash Barbie Skyrocket

Hot Flash Barbie is the newest addition to the Barbie doll franchise. Hot Flash Barbie features flushed skin, tiny beads of sweat on her brow and thinning hair. Accessories include a fan, a large iced beverage and a bottle of estrogen pills. "The...
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Funny story: Guantanamo Guards Taunt Prisoners with Music from Annie

Guantanamo Guards Taunt Prisoners with Music from Annie

CUBA - Prisoners at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp are entering day 4 of a hunger strike protesting what they refer to as musical torture in violation of Article 3 of the Geneva Conventions. The prisoners have announced that they will not eat...
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Funny story: Buyer's ReMorsi - Egypt's civil unrest continues - Bring back Mubarak!

Buyer's ReMorsi - Egypt's civil unrest continues - Bring back Mubarak!

CAIRO - Egypt's security services killed 72 protesters early Saturday, reasserting its dominance in the wake of President Mohammed Morsi's ouster. Civilians joined police officers in firing live ammunition at the Morsi supporters protesting in Tahrir...
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Funny story: Pope Likes Gay Men Better Than Women

Pope Likes Gay Men Better Than Women

Pope Francis shocked reporters on Monday when he stated that he was "comfortable" with gay men as priests, but was quick to point out that this largesse did not extend to ordaining women to the priesthood. "Gay men may be flawed in the eyes of God, b...
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Funny story: Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox has been used for decades to reduce the signs of aging but only recently have neurophysiologists discovered that the health risks include a 100% chance of dying prematurely with a "poker face." The botulinum toxin A is the most powerful neurot...
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Funny story: Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox has been used for decades to reduce the signs of aging but only recently have neurophysiologists discovered that the health risks include a 100% chance of dying prematurely with a "poker face." The botulinum toxin A is the most powerful neurot...
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Funny story: Jihadist Recruitment Declines Upon Revelation that Number of Virgins was Grossly Exaggerated

Jihadist Recruitment Declines Upon Revelation that Number of Virgins was Grossly Exaggerated

According to The Jihadist Daily, recent recruitment of suicide bombers has declined sharply following the revelation by Tamir Abd ul-Karim that there are fewer than 72 virgins awaiting the martyr in Paradise. "It's more like three and they're old an...
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George Zimmerman On His Way To Ferguson to Help Darren Wilson

George Zimmerman, who got off on shooting Trayvon Martin in stand your ground Florida, has announced he is on his way to help Darren Wilson, the Missouri cop who shot Michael Brown.

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