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Funny story:  Russia Moves to Annex Alaska

Russia Moves to Annex Alaska

Pwetty-Boy Pwethident Poutine announced last night that Russia had recently undertaken plans to reassert its historical claim to the territory of Alaska. Standing outside a theater in Moscow where the Bolshevik Ballet was rehearsing for a gala pre...
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Funny story:  French-Canadian Olympians Crave "Poutine"

French-Canadian Olympians Crave "Poutine"

SOCHI, RUSSIA Canadian athletes--primarily the francophones-- have been spotted wandering the streets of Sochi, phrasebooks and smartphones in hand, asking bewildered restaurateurs, shopkeepers, and ordinary citizens: "Where can we go to eat some po...
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Funny story:  Smiley Virus to Perform at Stupor Bowl "Ralf-Time" Show

Smiley Virus to Perform at Stupor Bowl "Ralf-Time" Show

It has been confirmed that Smiley Virus, along with her band, The Hammerlickers, will be performing their smash hit, "Ball Wrecker" at the Stupor Bowl half-time show. Stupor Bowl spokeschick Melody Booker announced the show line-up this morning.
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Funny story:  Justus Beaver to Rock New "Bad Boy" Image

Justus Beaver to Rock New "Bad Boy" Image

In the wake of teenage clit-throb Justus Beaver's arrest under section 119a of Florida's Motor Vehicle Act, specifically, "...care and control of a motor vehicle while under narcissistic delusions of grandeur and self-importance...", his agent, Mony...
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Funny story:  Man Hospitalized Following Three-Hour Orgasm

Man Hospitalized Following Three-Hour Orgasm

Local couple Dick and Kittie Cummings found themselves in a sticky situation early Saturday after a morning quickie went horribly wrong. "I reckoned he'd be kind of horny after two weeks at sea, but I wasn't expecting this", said a visibly bloated...
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Funny story:  Study:  Twerking Frequently Inspires Jerking

Study: Twerking Frequently Inspires Jerking

Coxville, IN - A seminal paper published by a trio of post-doctoral researchers at the Johnson Institute points to a strong correlation between twerking and jerking. Behavioral psychologists Peter Smallwood, Rod Wang, and Jack Hiscock agreed to me...
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Funny story:  Hammet, Morrissey Split Amicably

Hammet, Morrissey Split Amicably

CAIRO, ILLINOIS Local residents Moses Hammet and Chastity Virginia Morrissey finalized their divorce proceedings on Thursday of this past week. Astute Spoof News reporter Vlad D.M. Paylaw was able to interview the estranged couple in a Pierogie Pal...
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Funny story:  Funding Request Rocks da House, YO!

Funding Request Rocks da House, YO!

Some ten weeks ago, Dr. Astro Blasta (Ph.D., C2H5OH) proposed that NASA build a giant spaceship to send all of our planet's telemarketers to a distant world whose inhabitants might actually welcome them. President Barragh O'Bama encouraged Dr. B...
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Funny story:  Royal Clone Due Shortly

Royal Clone Due Shortly

LONDON A spokesman for the royal family announced today that a clone of the newborn prince would be born to a surrogate mother within a few weeks. The delay, he said, was necessary because it was only possible to draw a DNA sample from Kate's amnio...
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Funny story:  "Moe" Hammet-Morrissey Outed in Coupe

"Moe" Hammet-Morrissey Outed in Coupe

CAIRO, ILLINOIS Local resident Moses ("Moe") Hammet-Morrissey was outed in a coupe on Saturday night when private detective Trixie Scopes photographed him leaving the parking lot of a local gay bar in his Hyundai Elantra, with a much younger man in...
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Funny story:  Bizarre Alien Civilization Actually Likes Telemarketers

Bizarre Alien Civilization Actually Likes Telemarketers

WASHINGTON, D.C. At a press conference yesterday,astronomer Dr. Stella Nightley (Ph.D, THC, LSD) announced that her team had discovered a new planet forty light-years from Earth. Thanks to the unprecedented power of the revolutionary new telescope a...
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