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Funny story: Lost Your Head Over Jesus? Go to Iraq and Protest ISIS, Westboro Baptist, You Certainly Will!

Lost Your Head Over Jesus? Go to Iraq and Protest ISIS, Westboro Baptist, You Certainly Will!

TOPEKA, Kan. - With sister sites on their homepage listed as GodHatesIslam.com, GodHatesTheMedia.com, GodHatesTheWorld.com, JewsKilledJesus.com, BeastObama.com, and PriestsRapeBoys.com, many would think the webpage was home to some whacked-out, meth-...
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Funny story: It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's a 61-year-old mailman flying a gyrocopter onto the Capitol grounds!

It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's a 61-year-old mailman flying a gyrocopter onto the Capitol grounds!

Washington, D.C. - An eccentric madman - oh, no wait! I meant to say mailman - wanting to make a political point landed on the Capitol grounds Wednesday (April 15). He flew down on some kind of contraption that looked like it was put together by a k...
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Funny story: Brian Williams: "I've decided to become a fiction writer"

Brian Williams: "I've decided to become a fiction writer"

NBC anchor Brian Williams, with all his credibility as a high-profile journalist apparently shot to hell, has decided that with his very creative imagination, that his next career stop is to become a fiction writer, according to an NBC assistant-to-t...
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Funny story: Alabama Crimson Tide become NFL's newest expansion team

Alabama Crimson Tide become NFL's newest expansion team

The Alabama Crimson Tide have become the NFL's newest expansion team, creating quite a stir in a dysfunctional organization that now seems to be imploding in sundry controversies. NFL spokesman Roger Allovem said it was a tough decision, bringing...
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Funny story: A low-life scum calls concerned citizens "low-life scum"

A low-life scum calls concerned citizens "low-life scum"

WASHINGTON D.C. - When's the insanity going to stop? When is this batshit-crazy old man going to retire? Will his histrionics and induced bedlam never end? The gray-headed, 78-year-old tyrant, the teabagging Republican Senior Senator from Arizona,...
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Funny story: Entirety of Cuba is covered in twelve feet of snow

Entirety of Cuba is covered in twelve feet of snow

All of Cuba was hammered by a snowstorm last night which dumped twelve feet of snow on the island. Both the Cuban government and the U.S. Congress are blaming President Barack Obama. "It's a catastrophe. We've never had this much snow. Adios, amig...
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Funny story: The Jackass Whisperer, Daniel Snyder, now takes center stage

The Jackass Whisperer, Daniel Snyder, now takes center stage

It's time for the worst NFL owner to have his celebrity again. Yes, it's Daniel Snyder's time to shine. Snyder has been the principal owner of the Washington Re*sk*ns pro football team since 1999. This season, Snyder's team went 4-12 - for a wallo...
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Funny story: Vape Rape provides consumers vaping with atomic punch

Vape Rape provides consumers vaping with atomic punch

A new vaping company has come on the market that provides its users with atomic-borne, fracking-waste emissions instead of the water vapor used by traditional vaping horns. Vape Rape LLC, headquartered outside Wheeling, W.Va. on a rezoned piece o...
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Funny story: Mitch McConnell gets rabies from Bo, the Obama family's "First Dog"

Mitch McConnell gets rabies from Bo, the Obama family's "First Dog"

WASHINGTON D.C. - Mitch McConnell, Minority Speaker of the U.S. Senate, has been diagnosed as having rabies after a doctor who makes calls to the area around the Capitol grounds claims the almost comical-looking, eye-glassed, Democrat dragon-slayer w...
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Funny story: Strange Crop Circle of Richard M. Nixon Found on White House Lawn

Strange Crop Circle of Richard M. Nixon Found on White House Lawn

A large crop circle miraculously appeared on the front lawn of the White House overnight Wednesday, Nov. 5, leaving the Washington 'good and great' shaking their heads in disbelief. "I swear, it's a stunning caricature of the head of Richard M. Ni...
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Funny story: Why You Should Vote for Chris Christie for President

Why You Should Vote for Chris Christie for President

Okay, I like Chris Christie. The main reason I like the guy is because he's big and fat, just like me. In a land that's filled with dysfunctional dipshit politics, is that such a bad reason? Am I being too shallow? Too trite? Too outrageous? And...
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Funny story: Former UNC Chapel Hill Standout Offensive Tackle Writes an Op-Ed to the 'Akron Beacon Journal'

Former UNC Chapel Hill Standout Offensive Tackle Writes an Op-Ed to the 'Akron Beacon Journal'

I've been looking over a recent copy of the Akron Beacon Journal. It's not a fair or balanced paper, as I see it, and really should have a sickle and hammer on its flag. And I'm pretty darned liberal myself. I remember back, oh, about 20 years or...
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Funny story: "Thank God It's Monday" is the new Credo of Republican Party

"Thank God It's Monday" is the new Credo of Republican Party

The Republican Party has come out with a new spinoff, the "Thank God It's Monday" cry, which will be present for at least a little while, until they get something going in the way of good PR and also, put a muzzle on those hideous talking heads at FO...
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Funny story: My new pet just arrived UPS, and man is he cool!

My new pet just arrived UPS, and man is he cool!

I just got the best pet in the world. A Goliath Birdeater, a spider that's been shipped from the Amazon Rain Forest to my little abode in New Jersey. My Goliath Birdeater has the dubious honor of being the largest arachnid in the world. It's about...
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Funny story: I Just Bought My Own Drone, And Man Is She a Pretty One!

I Just Bought My Own Drone, And Man Is She a Pretty One!

JERSEY CITY, N.J. - I went online and ordered my very own drone in late July. I purchased the thing from Military Drone Leftovers from the Desert Wars Dot Com. Man, it sure is a pretty thing, too. I guess it originally was a flat black, but b...
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Funny story: After So Many 'Petite Little Women' have been Assaulted by Players, NFL Plans to Recruit from the U.S.'s State Prison Systems

After So Many 'Petite Little Women' have been Assaulted by Players, NFL Plans to Recruit from the U.S.'s State Prison Systems

NFL spokesman Roger Allovem says he's tired of the mamby-pamby wannabe tough guiys whose claim to fame is beating up little women who weigh less than 120 pounds. From now on, Allovem says the NFL won't be looking to the NCAA Division I teams as...
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Funny story: Stephen Harper Has Plans to Turn Canada Into the World's Largest Junkyard

Stephen Harper Has Plans to Turn Canada Into the World's Largest Junkyard

THE GREAT BLACK NORTH (Canada) - Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Canadian Conservative Party head honcho, since 2006 has made a mockery out of environmental policies in "The Great White North." So much so, in fact, that Harper is turning what...
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Funny story: LeBron James Rats Out on Cavaliers, Signs on with Texas Rangers, May Play Hockey with Red Wings this Winter

LeBron James Rats Out on Cavaliers, Signs on with Texas Rangers, May Play Hockey with Red Wings this Winter

CLEVELAND, Ohio - LeBron James has reneged on his contract to play NBA basketball for the Cleveland Cavaliers and instead has signed a three-year deal to be a relief pitcher for the Texas Rangers. Not even a month ago, King James signed a two-yea...
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Fat Albert Disassociates Himself from Bill Cosby

Most people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"
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