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Funny story: AK-47 factory to be built in Florida: Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat and let's go to the landfill and shoot some rats!

AK-47 factory to be built in Florida: Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat and let's go to the landfill and shoot some rats!

POMPANO BEACH, Fla - The Sunshine State will soon be the home of Kalashnikov USA. The company has announced plans to manufacture the famous AK-47 assault rifles in Florida sometime soon. According to an article that ran Jan. 28 on WNCN North Carol...
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Funny story: Not to worry, Big Brother is really your Big Buddy, at least when it comes to hoverboards

Not to worry, Big Brother is really your Big Buddy, at least when it comes to hoverboards

Who says the U.S. government is mean and nasty? Big Brother is watching out for you and doesn't want to see you get injured or killed on what it designates as a "counterfeit hoverboard". U.S. Customs officials have nabbed more than 16,000 counterf...
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Funny story: New York Yankees on the verge of running out of uniform numbers, so they opt for Roman Numerals up to MMMMI

New York Yankees on the verge of running out of uniform numbers, so they opt for Roman Numerals up to MMMMI

NEW YORK, N.Y. - Primarily because of a rich history in professional baseball and retiring so many jerseys and numbers of its all-time greats, the New York Yankees are running out of uniform numbers. So the team is considering using Roman Numerals...
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Funny story: Two robbers chased down by lionhearted Englanders on a combine harvester

Two robbers chased down by lionhearted Englanders on a combine harvester

SOMEWHERE NEAR A CROP CIRCLE IN ENGLAND - When a fleet of fast police patrol cars isn't available, there's always a very odd chance that the trusty combine harvester might be around to go after rogue criminals. A trio of Englishmen stopped gun-wie...
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Funny story: Ten possible name changes for the Washington R$ds$kin$

Ten possible name changes for the Washington R$ds$kin$

The name of the Washington NFL team is offensive to the majority of American Indians. And this isn't some satire writer's opinion, 67% of American Indians say they find the team name offensive. Even Canadian Indians don't like it. Not to mention a lo...
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Funny story: Portsmouth County Sheriff chases Portsmouth Mayor in high speed chase following a city council meeting in Virginia

Portsmouth County Sheriff chases Portsmouth Mayor in high speed chase following a city council meeting in Virginia

PORTSMOUTH, Va. - A wild car chase involving the Portsmouth County Sheriff following the city's mayor, Kenny Wright, shouldn't be marked down as 'political' but rather, a very poor decision made by the city's top dawg. And the mayor is now facing som...
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Funny story: An Englishman named George Bush is jailed for selling dead monkey heads and having beastiality images

An Englishman named George Bush is jailed for selling dead monkey heads and having beastiality images

LONDON, England - Some psycho named George Bush (no, he's from the Erith section of London, England, and he is not, and I will repeat, he is not from the powerful, influential, Republican, Texas family of U.S. Presidents), has been jailed for 14 mon...
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Funny story: Cincinnati Zoo names ugly baby penguin chick after David Bowie

Cincinnati Zoo names ugly baby penguin chick after David Bowie

CINCINNATI Ohio - You'd think a legendary musical artist who suffered for a year and a half with cancer before his death would just be allowed to rest in peace. But no, a zoo named a baby blue or fairy penguin, who arrived to this world weighing 46 g...
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Funny story: Forty miles is a long way to travel by car, let alone throw passes in untold years of NFL games

Forty miles is a long way to travel by car, let alone throw passes in untold years of NFL games

Forty miles is a long way to travel by car, let alone throw a football. Peyton Manning's 10-yard pass to fellow Denver Broncos wide receiver Emmanuel Sanders about halfway through the game Thursday night (Sept. 17) at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City...
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Funny story: Florida grandmother wants a homeless man 'iced' for giving her grandchildren lice

Florida grandmother wants a homeless man 'iced' for giving her grandchildren lice

NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. (AP) - A central Florida woman may be going to the hoosegow for a while for allegedly making plans to hire a 'hit man' to kill the homeless man who she reportedly believes gave her grandchildren lice. That old adage and comm...
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Funny story: "Carpenter, you have spilled the whiskey!" Bang! Bang! Bang!

"Carpenter, you have spilled the whiskey!" Bang! Bang! Bang!

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. - Next summer's vacation season, if you visit Daytona Beach, you can stop by a gun range that's connected to a "booze-filled restaurant," do some target practice with your .44 magnum, get a bite to eat, and then you can do some sh...
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Funny story: Crazy "Jackass"-like Norwegian PSA blasts young people for not adding a condom to their sexy times

Crazy "Jackass"-like Norwegian PSA blasts young people for not adding a condom to their sexy times

If you get hit with confetti ejaculated from a giant penis in Norway, you may have been STDed. The joke's on you, but it's no laughing matter. Unprotected sex can make your life as miserable as hell. It can also kill you as dead as a .44 magnum. I...
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Funny story: Super Duper Trooper Terrorizes African-American teens at a swimming pool party in Tex-Ass

Super Duper Trooper Terrorizes African-American teens at a swimming pool party in Tex-Ass

McKINNEY, Texas - A mean-spirited, psychopathic cop in Texas terrorized black teens at a swimming pool party and then posted the video of his brutalizing meltdown to his own YouTube account, dubbing the video a training video. All I can say is WEL...
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Funny story: An unholy terror goes on casino tear, gets an inventory of criminal charges, but is reinstated as an NHL analyst after rehab

An unholy terror goes on casino tear, gets an inventory of criminal charges, but is reinstated as an NHL analyst after rehab

The Arizona Coyotes have reinstalled Nick Boynton as the team's radio analyst. Boynton was suspended by the NHL team after he was charged with assault, disorderly conduct, harassment, resisting arrest, criminal mischief, and obstruction of government...
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Funny story: A science experiment in Boston: Three stories of trash and half a $5 bill encased in ice remain as Old Man Winter heads south for a while

A science experiment in Boston: Three stories of trash and half a $5 bill encased in ice remain as Old Man Winter heads south for a while

BOSTON, Mass. - Remember that horrible Boston winter that had a blizzard effect all over the cable news networks? Well it's still around. It's not snowing on the East Coast now that Memorial Day has come and gone, but the remnants of last winter stan...
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Funny story: Filthy rich Texas oil heir Corey Knowlton kills endangered black rhino in an effort to save rhinos

Filthy rich Texas oil heir Corey Knowlton kills endangered black rhino in an effort to save rhinos

What a man! What a killer! Entitled rich-guy Corey Knowlton spent $350,000 on an auction this winter - in early January - so he could legally and safely kill one of the world's most aggressive and dangerous wild animals. And on Monday, he pulled this...
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Funny story: Motley Crue's Final Tour Won't Be Their Final Tour, But Their Next-to-the-Next-to-the-Next Final Tour

Motley Crue's Final Tour Won't Be Their Final Tour, But Their Next-to-the-Next-to-the-Next Final Tour

Motley Crue's Final Tour, which the bad-boys band has dubbed "The All Bad Things Must Come to an End Tour," won't be their final tour. They've rearranged things to make it the band's next-to-the-next-to-the-next final tour. "It's not official y...
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Funny story: Lost Your Head Over Jesus? Go to Iraq and Protest ISIS, Westboro Baptist, You Certainly Will!

Lost Your Head Over Jesus? Go to Iraq and Protest ISIS, Westboro Baptist, You Certainly Will!

TOPEKA, Kan. - With sister sites on their homepage listed as GodHatesIslam.com, GodHatesTheMedia.com, GodHatesTheWorld.com, JewsKilledJesus.com, BeastObama.com, and PriestsRapeBoys.com, many would think the webpage was home to some whacked-out, meth-...
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