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Funny story: Kobe Bryant's poem about retiring from basketball isn't so bad, so all you 'literary' and writing hacks need to lighten up!

Kobe Bryant's poem about retiring from basketball isn't so bad, so all you 'literary' and writing hacks need to lighten up!

Kobe Bryant wrote a heartfelt poem about retiring from NBA Basketball and all he's faced, just about, is flagrant abuse from some members of the writing community. Sure, some die-hard Kobe and Lakers fans think Shakespeare or Chaucer actually wrote t...
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Funny story: 'Fellatio Cafe' is slated to open in Switzerland and will feature a high-priced cup of coffee with some little something included as a bonus

'Fellatio Cafe' is slated to open in Switzerland and will feature a high-priced cup of coffee with some little something included as a bonus

The 'Fellatio Cafe', set to open in Geneva, Switzerland, by end of the year, will allow its customers to order a coffee before choosing a prostitute on their iPads. Men will have to pay more than £40 for the hot, robust drink and lascivious sex act,...
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Funny story: Pluto could have an underground ocean: So let's not swim in the the Kuiper Belt

Pluto could have an underground ocean: So let's not swim in the the Kuiper Belt

Lurking somewhere way down under the icy crust of the planet which is now no longer a planet could lie an ocean. Deep under a layer of ice, 186 miles deep, may lie this humongous mass of liquid. In a paper published this week in Geophysical Resear...
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Funny story: Jacko and Feducious T. are on a trek to grab ahold of the 'world's perfect beer glass'

Jacko and Feducious T. are on a trek to grab ahold of the 'world's perfect beer glass'

My friend and neighbor Jacko and my old English Comp teacher Feducious T. Flynt stopped by the other day and informed me they were on a sojourn for what they considered to be the quest for the holy grail. "We're taking a road trip, then we'll be t...
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Funny story: 'Classic Rock' rolls on, to where and who, who knows, but it's out there, man! It's out there and it's free!

'Classic Rock' rolls on, to where and who, who knows, but it's out there, man! It's out there and it's free!

Classic rock. The scourge of the airwaves. Only Baby Boomers listen to the radio anymore, so Classic Rock rules the airwaves. If you want to tune in to what young musicians are banging and booming out, you won't find it on the "free radio". Maybe the...
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Funny story: New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

So you just graduated from that pricey and prestigious liberal arts college and you and your sweetie owe an astronomical conglomeration of more than $125,000 in student loans. Neither of you have job prospects yet, but they're coming, baby, they're c...
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Funny story: We love our dogs so much that we love to see them in the news

We love our dogs so much that we love to see them in the news

We love our canines. They're our best friends. Whether they're lap dogs or monstrosities, they're full of love and we can't live without these furry and friendly beasts. Is it any wonder that so many news stories and TV snippets are made about our...
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Funny story: Modern Day Robin Hood of a Waiter gives away so many free drinks at a NYC restaurant that he is feloniously charged

Modern Day Robin Hood of a Waiter gives away so many free drinks at a NYC restaurant that he is feloniously charged

New York, (NY) - William F. Powell, 27, was arrested on March 2 for giving distressed and disadvantaged IHOP patrons so many free drinks between Aug. 7, 2015 and Feb. 18 of this year that he might go to prison. Yes, these horrid acts of benevolent ca...
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Funny story: Donald Trump: "I'm Anointing The Motor City Madman as my Sergeant-at-Arms!"

Donald Trump: "I'm Anointing The Motor City Madman as my Sergeant-at-Arms!"

Donald Trump announced yesterday while he was on the campaign trail that he is "Anointing the Motor City Madman as my Sergeant-at-Arms." Ted Nugent, who was unavailable for comment yesterday and early today, may or may not accept the anointing fro...
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Funny story: A 'Sploid' expose of a California sex doll factory sets blazing-glory journalism afire

A 'Sploid' expose of a California sex doll factory sets blazing-glory journalism afire

When you're not in the mainstream media, you have to look for oddball and off-the-chain sorts of stories to write about. And that's exactly what writer Bryan Menegus and photographer Robert Benson did when they wrote an expose', coupled with a collag...
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Funny story: AK-47 factory to be built in Florida: Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat and let's go to the landfill and shoot some rats!

AK-47 factory to be built in Florida: Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat and let's go to the landfill and shoot some rats!

POMPANO BEACH, Fla - The Sunshine State will soon be the home of Kalashnikov USA. The company has announced plans to manufacture the famous AK-47 assault rifles in Florida sometime soon. According to an article that ran Jan. 28 on WNCN North Carol...
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Funny story: Not to worry, Big Brother is really your Big Buddy, at least when it comes to hoverboards

Not to worry, Big Brother is really your Big Buddy, at least when it comes to hoverboards

Who says the U.S. government is mean and nasty? Big Brother is watching out for you and doesn't want to see you get injured or killed on what it designates as a "counterfeit hoverboard". U.S. Customs officials have nabbed more than 16,000 counterf...
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Funny story: New York Yankees on the verge of running out of uniform numbers, so they opt for Roman Numerals up to MMMMI

New York Yankees on the verge of running out of uniform numbers, so they opt for Roman Numerals up to MMMMI

NEW YORK, N.Y. - Primarily because of a rich history in professional baseball and retiring so many jerseys and numbers of its all-time greats, the New York Yankees are running out of uniform numbers. So the team is considering using Roman Numerals...
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Funny story: Two robbers chased down by lionhearted Englanders on a combine harvester

Two robbers chased down by lionhearted Englanders on a combine harvester

SOMEWHERE NEAR A CROP CIRCLE IN ENGLAND - When a fleet of fast police patrol cars isn't available, there's always a very odd chance that the trusty combine harvester might be around to go after rogue criminals. A trio of Englishmen stopped gun-wie...
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Funny story: Ten possible name changes for the Washington R$ds$kin$

Ten possible name changes for the Washington R$ds$kin$

The name of the Washington NFL team is offensive to the majority of American Indians. And this isn't some satire writer's opinion, 67% of American Indians say they find the team name offensive. Even Canadian Indians don't like it. Not to mention a lo...
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Funny story: Portsmouth County Sheriff chases Portsmouth Mayor in high speed chase following a city council meeting in Virginia

Portsmouth County Sheriff chases Portsmouth Mayor in high speed chase following a city council meeting in Virginia

PORTSMOUTH, Va. - A wild car chase involving the Portsmouth County Sheriff following the city's mayor, Kenny Wright, shouldn't be marked down as 'political' but rather, a very poor decision made by the city's top dawg. And the mayor is now facing som...
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Funny story: An Englishman named George Bush is jailed for selling dead monkey heads and having beastiality images

An Englishman named George Bush is jailed for selling dead monkey heads and having beastiality images

LONDON, England - Some psycho named George Bush (no, he's from the Erith section of London, England, and he is not, and I will repeat, he is not from the powerful, influential, Republican, Texas family of U.S. Presidents), has been jailed for 14 mon...
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Funny story: Cincinnati Zoo names ugly baby penguin chick after David Bowie

Cincinnati Zoo names ugly baby penguin chick after David Bowie

CINCINNATI Ohio - You'd think a legendary musical artist who suffered for a year and a half with cancer before his death would just be allowed to rest in peace. But no, a zoo named a baby blue or fairy penguin, who arrived to this world weighing 46 g...
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