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117 Year old woman gives birth to cat

Funny story: 117 Year old woman gives birth to cat

The world's oldest living person received quite a shock on July Fourth. Gladys Over knew something was wrong. She had been experiencing stomach cramps and irregular bowel movements for two months. A visit with her doctor revealed a large mass in...

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Kerry will Debate...Kerry

Funny story: Kerry will Debate...Kerry

Tom Brokaw announced today that John Kerry will debate himself in three nationally televised events. The longtime anchorman believes this is a first in American politics and is very much needed.

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Chinese Swim Team Banned

Funny story: Chinese Swim Team Banned

Athens Greece.In a decision that suprised no one, the International Olympic Committee banned the Chinese Womens swim team for illegal substances and having fins.

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Shaq To Buy Coach K

Funny story: Shaq To Buy Coach K

Los Angeles Ca. An identified source, close to Shaq O'Neal, stated today that the superstar L.A. Lakers center has made a bid to buy Coach K personally. The Lakers front office has denied any knowledge of the purchase, and are not speaking to any...

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Wooden people to get real legs

Funny story: Wooden people to get real legs

Researchers in a small medical facility in Camden Maine announced today they have invented real legs and feet for wooden people.

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Murdered With Own Saliva

A man in Columbus Ohio was stopped by two teens this morning and was beaten to death. It seems the victim was leaving a twenty four hour bubble blowing contest on the city's east side when the two youths jumped out of a stolen 1963 Ethelbaker and...

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