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Obama To Call For Special Daylight Savings Adjustment

President Barack Obama announced yesterday that in order to decrease dependence on foreign oil, he would be calling for a two hour adjustment to clocks in the United States. According to sources close to the White House, this is expected to save an...
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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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