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Funny story: Congress changes spelling of "nucleus" to "nuculus"

Congress changes spelling of "nucleus" to "nuculus"

WASHINGTON (API) - In order to eliminate a specific criticism of President George W. Bush, who pronounces "nuclear" as "noo-kyu-lar", the GOP leadership in Congress has passed a resolution changing the spelling of a subatomic part...
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Funny story: Kwanzaa stolen, Grinch held for questioning

Kwanzaa stolen, Grinch held for questioning

WHOVILLE - The Grinch, described by neighbors as a "mean one," was arrested Tuesday at his home near Whoville. He was held for questioning regarding the theft of Kwanzaa, a holiday that falls near Christmas and Hannukah.
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Imperial Palace Announces New Prestigious Appointment

Barack I has named Justice John Roberts as Lord Chancellor of Obamacare with specific authority to condemn all those AntiO'Carelamic terrorists to be waterboarded in perpetuity at Guantanamo Bay Keep.
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