Wayne LaPierre, the NRA's CEO, insists we can stop global warming by placing armed guards at the North and South poles. He acknowledges this will be costly, but feels the Earth should not be denied its Second Amendment Rights. "We focus too much on f...
During the 2012 fiscal year the federal government spent more on immigration enforcement-18 billion-than on every other federal enforcement agency combined. We've build endless fences, surveillance towers, and added significantly to the numbe...
In a stunning new move, NYSE Chairman Marsh Carter approved the addition of a new commodity - love - onto the NYSE. Commodities like wheat, corn, soy beans, and pork bellies have long been pedaled through commodities markets. But due to its ethereal...
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