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French horse burgers contained 20% turkey twizzler meat, which contained 100% horse meat.

Funny story: French horse burgers contained 20% turkey twizzler meat, which contained 100% horse meat.

It's been a frantic 24 hours. First, the ironic twist of fate when French horse burgers were found to contain 20% of that great British food, the turkey twizzler. Confusion then reigned after it was found the turkey twizzlers contained up to 100%...

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Rocket Ronnie Not Recovered From His Extended Rest

Funny story: Rocket Ronnie Not Recovered From His Extended Rest

Ronnie O'Sullivan, the lovable cockney pocket filler, is back on the professional snooker tour. But his actions during a recent practice session demonstrated that the troubled player's return to health is very much a long shot. Ronnie re-joined th...

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Banksy Art Removal Sparks Black Market For 'Wall Art'

Funny story: Banksy Art Removal Sparks Black Market For 'Wall Art'

Following the recent mysterious removal and attempted sale of Banksy's street art, a new black market has quickly emerged for the wall plaster behind other valuable artwork. Earlier this week, a London art gallery was broken into and the plaster b...

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'Jobseeker methane' used to preserve packets of value ham

Funny story: 'Jobseeker methane' used to preserve packets of value ham

It has come to light that the manufacturers of low-cost packets of ham have been using human-derived methane as a means of preserving the meat for longer periods. Unpaid staff who were recruited through the government's back-to-work scheme were force...

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Police confirm anti-terror strategy: 'we arrest people who look like terrorists'

Funny story: Police confirm anti-terror strategy: 'we arrest people who look like terrorists'

London Chief Constable, Brian Hogan, today confirmed the Police were exploiting the major weakness in the terrorists' armour: the fact that terrorists consistently look like terrorists. The Commissioner explained, "this gives us the upper hand bec...

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