OGDEN, UT- With a spring in his step and a song in his heart, area man Brandon Davis, 30, is high on life, PCP.
"I feel great," said Davis, whose outlook derives from fresh air, warm sunshine, and 5 to 10mg of phencyclidine. "It's like I could tak...
PEORIA, Calif.-The unemployment lines in Peoria have seen a jump in numbers as the local Walmart closes its doors for the last time after succumbing to the pressures of the newly opened Super Walmart.
"When the Super Walmart opened four month...
BERLIN, DE - An excavation in Berlin, Germany, unveiled a secret room inside Hitler's Bunker, decorated with scores of motivational posters.
"The posters range in size and quantity," said Dr. Robert Herzog from the University of Berlin, "from the...
MINNEAPOLIS, MN-In a shocking turn of events ailing Dear Abby advice columnist Pauline Phillips shelved her customary charm by issuing a final declaration for her readers to "go fuck themselves."
"I've always looked to her column for quaint life a...
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