When the State of the Union rebuttal is drowned out by the speaker touching his face and drinking water it's time to admit, "Talking about liberals is just boring."
No one is freaking out enough to watch 24 hour news coverage about fixing bridges,...
Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm the type of Conservative who has God sanctioned missionary style sex with my wife while thinking about Ronald Reagan.
Today's hero of Freedom is Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. Rand is the son o...
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