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White House Issues Advice On How To Stop Mass Shootings After Latest Rampage

Funny story: White House Issues Advice On How To Stop Mass Shootings After Latest Rampage

The White House, amid pressure to tighten Gun Control laws and to regulate the sale of firearms has issued advice to millions of Americans, paralyzed by fear as to not if, but when and where, the next mass shooting by a deranged gunman will occur.

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After UK Announce Jane Austen To Appear On Bank Note US Announce Austin Powers Will Appear On Theirs

Funny story: After UK Announce Jane Austen To Appear On Bank Note US Announce Austin Powers Will Appear On Theirs

The news that Jane Austen would become only the third woman, besides Queen Elizabeth II, to appear on an English bank note has prompted US Treasury officials to endorse $10 bills with an equally iconic figure. "We toyed with the idea of having Bio...

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Outrage As British Royals Name Baby After George Zimmerman

Funny story: Outrage As British Royals Name Baby After George Zimmerman

WASHINGTON - The Rev. Al Sharpton announced Friday that he will lead a national "Lets Bomb England day" in 100 cities this weekend in protest at what he claims is the British Royal Families blatant naming the future King after Floridian stand you...

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Rolling Stones Album Burning Protest Vexes Mick Jagger

Funny story: Rolling Stones Album Burning Protest Vexes Mick Jagger

Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger is said to be "horrified" after a small town in Alabama organized a "Burn Your Rolling Stones Albums" event last night in response to a request from the town's Mayor Buddy Horn, in response to what he believed...

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Lack Of Blind African American Singer Song Writers Worrisome

Funny story: Lack Of Blind African American Singer Song Writers Worrisome

Studies, reports and think tanks have highlighted a worrying trend in the world of popular music. In the last 60 years there has been a 200% decrease in the amount of blind African American singer/songwriters. What is even more worrying is that...

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There Will Be A 50-Foot Statue Of Tom Cruise Built Even If I Have To Build It Myself - Says Tom Cruise

Funny story: There Will Be A 50-Foot Statue Of Tom Cruise Built Even If I Have To Build It Myself - Says Tom Cruise

Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise has promised his legion of fans that a proposed statue of him, which had originally received permits but were then revoked, will be built, even if the minute actor has "to build it my god damn self!" The town of Gray...

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I-95 Traffic Snarl Up Leads To Cannibalism

Funny story: I-95 Traffic Snarl Up Leads To Cannibalism

Two college buddies headed to Florida from their home in Richmond have been arrested and charged with murder after eating the third member of their group after being held up in traffic on the I-95. Brian James and Steven Brookes, both 21 year-old...

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So Far It Looks Like Michael Jackson Has Done A Pretty Good Job Faking His Death

Funny story: So Far It Looks Like Michael Jackson Has Done A Pretty Good Job Faking His Death

Nearly fours years after faking his own death many observers, commentators and journalists are praising the former "King of Pop" for his tenacity and determination in continuing his ruse, with some calling Jackson "the best in the business". "I ca...

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Hollywood Collector Pays $4,000,000 For Angelina Jolie's Breasts

Funny story: Hollywood Collector Pays $4,000,000 For Angelina Jolie's Breasts

A high profile collector of Hollywood memorabilia has reportedly paid $4M for the removed breasts of actress Angelina Jolie who earlier this week revealed that she had a double mastectomy after finding out she carries a defective gene that puts her a...

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Spoof News "God" Makes £350.75 A Week!

Funny story: Spoof News "God" Makes £350.75 A Week!

Universally regarded as one of the Internets funniest users, unnamed sources confirmed Friday that famed 45 year old Spoof News icon Bob Taylor, better known as "Nutbuster" by his throng of passionate and loyal fans, makes roughly £17,000 a year, an...

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Michael Vick Happy No One Mentions His Dog Fighting Past As Much As They Used To

Funny story: Michael Vick Happy No One Mentions His Dog Fighting Past As Much As They Used To

Philadelphia Eagle Quarterback Michael Vick says he is pleased that most people have no recollection or even knowledge that in August 2007, he pleaded guilty to federal charges in the Bad Newz Kennels dog fighting investigation and that the NFL susp...

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Despite Hating The British - New Pope Hires English Chefs

Funny story: Despite Hating The British - New Pope Hires English Chefs

Despite his hatred for the British and his lack of regard for the rights of British people living in the Falkland Islands, Pope Francis I has hired two English chefs to prepare his meals. Marjorie Tomlinson, 54 and Tina Armstrong, 58, were hired b...

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Pope's Former Neighbor Recalls Love Letter

Funny story: Pope's Former Neighbor Recalls Love Letter

An Argentine man who grew up as the neighbor of the future Pope Francis says he was very briefly the object of his affections when the future pontiff was 12. Pedro Damonte, now 96, still lives four doors down from where Jorge Mario Bergoglio grew...

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Irish Americans Who Have No Irish In Them Whatsoever Celebrate St Patrick's Day By Drinking "Irish Car Bomb" Drink

Funny story: Irish Americans Who Have No Irish In Them Whatsoever Celebrate St Patrick's Day By Drinking "Irish Car Bomb" Drink

Drunk, ignorant so called "Irish Americans" will once again celebrate St Patrick's Day, dressed in green, claiming to "have a Great Great Grandfather, who knew a guy from Ireland" and insult true Irish people everywhere by downing "Irish Car Bomb" dr...

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Pope Francis Admits He Probably Won't Get This Much Attention Until He Dies

Funny story: Pope Francis Admits He Probably Won't Get This Much Attention Until He Dies

After being elected Pope yesterday, Francis I has readily accepted the fact that the wave of interest in him will soon diminish and the glare of the world's media will soon darken to nothing more than a dim pin prick of light and the next time he gra...

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Obese Tourists Breathe Sigh Of Relief As New York Soda Ban Lifted

Funny story: Obese Tourists Breathe Sigh Of Relief As New York Soda Ban Lifted

24 hours before a ban was set to go into effect in New York City, a state justice has blocked Mayor Michael Bloomberg's controversial regulation curtailing the sale of sodas and other sugary beverages over 16 ounces resulting in a sigh of relief by m...

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Weed Smoking Cardinals Get High To Pick New Pope

Funny story: Weed Smoking Cardinals Get High To Pick New Pope

All eyes will be peeled on the chimney of the Sistine Chapel on Wednesday as the Roman Catholic cardinals tasked with electing the next pope convene for a second day of unadulterated pot smoking. The 115 voting eligible church leaders will return...

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Dennis Rodman Visit Caused Nuclear War Threat After Gangnam Style Confusion

Funny story: Dennis Rodman Visit Caused Nuclear War Threat After Gangnam Style Confusion

Dennis Rodman's recent visit to North Korea is the main reason why the world stands on the brink of nuclear war and millions of North and South Korean troops are mobilizing and massing on the border of the divided country. North Korean leader Ki...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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