A high profile collector of Hollywood memorabilia has reportedly paid $4M for the removed breasts of actress Angelina Jolie who earlier this week revealed that she had a double mastectomy after finding out she carries a defective gene that puts her a...
Philadelphia Eagle Quarterback Michael Vick says he is pleased that most people have no recollection or even knowledge that in August 2007, he pleaded guilty to federal charges in the Bad Newz Kennels dog fighting investigation and that the NFL susp...
Despite his hatred for the British and his lack of regard for the rights of British people living in the Falkland Islands, Pope Francis I has hired two English chefs to prepare his meals.
Marjorie Tomlinson, 54 and Tina Armstrong, 58, were hired b...
An Argentine man who grew up as the neighbor of the future Pope Francis says he was very briefly the object of his affections when the future pontiff was 12.
Pedro Damonte, now 96, still lives four doors down from where Jorge Mario Bergoglio grew...
Drunk, ignorant so called "Irish Americans" will once again celebrate St Patrick's Day, dressed in green, claiming to "have a Great Great Grandfather, who knew a guy from Ireland" and insult true Irish people everywhere by downing "Irish Car Bomb" dr...
After being elected Pope yesterday, Francis I has readily accepted the fact that the wave of interest in him will soon diminish and the glare of the world's media will soon darken to nothing more than a dim pin prick of light and the next time he gra...
24 hours before a ban was set to go into effect in New York City, a state justice has blocked Mayor Michael Bloomberg's controversial regulation curtailing the sale of sodas and other sugary beverages over 16 ounces resulting in a sigh of relief by m...
All eyes will be peeled on the chimney of the Sistine Chapel on Wednesday as the Roman Catholic cardinals tasked with electing the next pope convene for a second day of unadulterated pot smoking.
The 115 voting eligible church leaders will return...
Dennis Rodman's recent visit to North Korea is the main reason why the world stands on the brink of nuclear war and millions of North and South Korean troops are mobilizing and massing on the border of the divided country.
North Korean leader Ki...
Rome is preparing itself for another night of violence, vandalism and mayhem as more cardinals arrive in the Italian city to vote on a new pope.
"It happens every time they need a new pontiff," explained bar owner Luigi Pistone as he swept broken...
Taylor swift has sensationally broken up with herself telling friends and family "That's it, we are done, it is over, we are never, EVER, getting back together!"
The break up has come as a surprise to many but for some it seems it is a regular o...
Taylor Swift has announced that she has broken up with her 54 year old mailman - Eric, the spotty teenager who bags her groceries at her local supermarket, Jose AND Manuel, who provide lawn care for her palatial home and an unknown cyclist who happen...
Steven Spielberg is to make a mini-series based on the life of teeny tiny French Emperor Napoleon and has already earmarked Tom Cruise to star as the dwarf like leader who not only continually tickled his own nipple but also branded and created his v...
Soon-to-be former Bishop of Rome, Successor of St. Peter, Head of the College of Bishops, Vicar of Christ, and Pastor of the Universal Church: Pope Benedict XVI has snagged a new part-time job as a Wal-Mart greeter at a superstore in Raleigh, North C...
Vertically challenged actor Tom Cruise has announced he is to create his own Academy Award show as an alternative to what he claims is "the back slapping and mutual masturbation club that is the Oscars".
Cruise, 4ft 10, made the announcement aft...
Despite receiving poor service at a local diner, Boston couple Dan and Irene Goodwin felt compelled to leave a larger than average tip for their waitress, Brenda Lynch, after she drew a smiley face on their check and then wrote "have a nice day" unde...
After a second African-American family accused a character at a well know theme park of ignoring their child because of the color of their skin the theme park have announced a review of their policies regarding entrance to their parks.
The White...
Florida man, Frank Dobson, has claimed he is being fed subliminal messages from Vice President Joe Biden and says he is "waiting further instructions".
"I first began decoding the messages he was passing me through his appearances on TV and at pre...