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Original Whitney Houston Lyrics FoundWho knew? Whitney's 1985 Smash Hit, 'Saving All My Love For You,' was originally penned for a porno flick. The original lyrics appear to have been, 'Shaving All My Muff For You.'
Scientists Discover Early Man Was Stupid and UglyWe have long suspected the ugly part but became sure of the stupid part when we discovered an early skeleton with a harelip and carrying a Chia Pet.
Tom Cruise and John Travolta Quit Scamatology to Become Mormons"Ya, like I was like totally blown away you know man by the magic tablets" said John Travolta, while Tom Cruise just grinned and said "Two words. Mormon Underwear."
iToons Shows Apple Logo Biting Android Robot in CrotchIn an apparent act of retaliation, Apple's iToons website displayed the Aaple logo biting the Android robot in the groin area.
New Study Concludes That Semen Prevents Breast CancerA new study, released Wednesday, has concluded that semen, consumed orally, prevents breast cancer. The study was issued by the National Foundation for Men.
News Media Will Only Report on Women Not Raped by CosbyThere are now so many Bill Cosby rape accusers that a new one is no longer news; what is news is a woman he hasn't drugged or raped.
President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build ClimatronPresident Barack Obama issued an Executive Order Tuesday, directing the National Weather Service to build the Climatron.
NYC Mayor de Blasio 'aims to reduce waist' by 3 million tons by 2030Gets sympathy note from New Jersey Governor Chris Christie suggesting more modest goal of five inches off the hips before 2016
Driver makes statement after car crashes through bank window in ManhattanSays he was just returning their lousy wheels after bank's repo man sent confiscation order
Topless? They'd be 'headless' in downtown Aleppo, SyriaJihadis respond to 'Topless women posing with underage kids in Times Square' headlines in New York Toast
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