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Funny story: Prince Really Did Like To Make Doves Cry

Prince Really Did Like To Make Doves Cry

Minneapolis, MN - According to sources closest to the recently deceased Pop/Rock/Fashion and Home Furnishings Icon, Prince, he actually did enjoy making doves and other birds cry, which was the impetus for one of his most beloved songs. "I remembe...
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Funny story: Elephants Revolt Against Republicans

Elephants Revolt Against Republicans

Washington, D.C. - A recent survey of over 1000 elephants from zoos across America, confirmed what biologists who study the great, big animals have thought all along - elephants are very aware that they are the face of the Republican Party - and they...
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Funny story: Trump To Pick V.P. Using 'Apprentice Show' Tactics

Trump To Pick V.P. Using 'Apprentice Show' Tactics

Manhattan, N.Y. - Sources close to the leading Republican Presidential candidate, Donald J. Trump, announced today that Trump's running-mate for the 2016 V.P. nomination, will be chosen in much the same manner as winning contestants, on his highly po...
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Funny story: Belgium Police Say Brussels Bombing Was Sprout Related

Belgium Police Say Brussels Bombing Was Sprout Related

Brussels, Belgium - Investigators in the tiny, lawless land known as Belgium have obtained new evidence that points to the real reason for last Tuesday's deadly bombing attacks in their city -- a complete an utter hatred by those responsible for the...
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Funny story: New Rio Olympic Sport Added - The Kayak Condom Scoop

New Rio Olympic Sport Added - The Kayak Condom Scoop

Rio De Janeiro, Brazil - The Head of the International Olympic Committee announced on Monday that his hard-working team has figured out an interesting approach to dealing with the disgusting cesspool that laps at Rio's shore, also known by its other...
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Funny story: Trump Measures Up Front Of White House For Big 'Uge' Sign

Trump Measures Up Front Of White House For Big 'Uge' Sign

Washington, D.C. - With his Republican Presidential ticket all ready pretty much punched, a self-assured Donald Trump and an elite team of 'big sign' installation experts made a quick trip down to the White House in Trump-Force One this week, to meas...
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Funny story: New Orleans Fortune Teller Arrested For Hexting

New Orleans Fortune Teller Arrested For Hexting

New Orleans, L.A. - Proving you can do just about anything on your cellphone these days, Big Mama Juju, as she is known in her native New Orleans, is the very first person to get arrested in the U.S. for HEXTING. You see, Big Mama Juju has enjoyed a...
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Funny story: Miami Hires SpaceX For 4th Of July Fireworks Display

Miami Hires SpaceX For 4th Of July Fireworks Display

Miami, FL - Miami Mayor, Roberto Pinkipants, needed to find a new fireworks display company for their upcoming 4th of July fireworks extravaganza - and they needed it fast! But, of course, the problem is, every company in the business is pretty busy...
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Funny story: Divorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!

Divorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!

Carson, Calif. - Business has never been better for Max Splitski, a divorce lawyer in the Los Angeles area. And his recent surge in clientele has all come from the very same place - the exit door at the IKEA, just down the road from his offices. "...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Announces Candidacy At A Very Sore Spot

Chris Christie Announces Candidacy At A Very Sore Spot

Livingston, NJ - On Tuesday, infamous New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, finally announced to America that he will indeed be running for the highest office in the land - and he did it underneath the football goal that was once the site of the bigge...
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Funny story: American Pharoah's Jockey Also Commands A Huge Stud Fee! (Comparatively Speaking)

American Pharoah's Jockey Also Commands A Huge Stud Fee! (Comparatively Speaking)

Dallas, TX - Triple Crown winning horsie, American Pharoah, is reportedly getting a record-setting stud fee of over three million dollars from other mega-rich horse breeders, to jam its giant horse dong into their fillies, in an effort to produce the...
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Funny story: Escaped NY Prisoner Shot And Killed Only A Few Miles From Certain Freedom - Canada!

Escaped NY Prisoner Shot And Killed Only A Few Miles From Certain Freedom - Canada!

Malone, NY - New York Police shot and killed one of the two escaped murderers from the Clinton Correctional Facility, Richard Matt, on Friday, only a few miles from the Canadian border - which would have surely been the end of the trail for all polic...
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Funny story: Left Wing Liberal Nuts Go On A Run For The Ages!

Left Wing Liberal Nuts Go On A Run For The Ages!

Washington, D.C - How do you cap off a Democratic Presidency that seems to have gotten almost nothing done for nearly eight long years? Well, a good way to start is to gather all the whack job liberals you can find after a really gruesome, racially m...
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Funny story: NAACP's Rachel Dolezal & John Boehner To Open A Chain Of Tanning Salons!

NAACP's Rachel Dolezal & John Boehner To Open A Chain Of Tanning Salons!

Washington, DC - Disgraced NAACP leader, Rachel Dolezal, who was fired last month for being a secret whitey, didn't take long to get her life heading in a newish direction. It turns out that she quickly found an equally-minded friend in John Boehner,...
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Funny story: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev - The Bob Dylan Years

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev - The Bob Dylan Years

Boston, MA - During the formal sentencing phase of Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokar Tsarnaev, a courtroom full of weeping families and victims of the tragedy finally heard from the mass murderer who had shattered their lives, two long years ago. Be...
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Funny story: South Carolina Agrees To Take Down Flags - And Nooses!

South Carolina Agrees To Take Down Flags - And Nooses!

Chawlstun, South Carolina - Finally, change is a' brewin' in South Carolina this week, in the wake of the tragic slayings which left nine black church-goers dead at the hands of a young white supremacist. Now, feeling the heat for arguably being the...
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Funny story: 'What Would You Do?' TV Show In Trouble With Animal Rights Group

'What Would You Do?' TV Show In Trouble With Animal Rights Group

New York, NY - ABC's hit television show, 'What Would You Do?' has enjoyed years of ratings success by setting up awkward hidden-camera scenes in public, to see how the masses of humanity would react. Usually, the show likes to shed light on bullying...
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Funny story: Rand Paul Filibusters His Wife For Boys Weekend In Vegas

Rand Paul Filibusters His Wife For Boys Weekend In Vegas

Washington, DC - 2016 Presidential candidate, Senator Rand Paul, is well known in Washington circles for being able to talk the hind legs off of a donkey, as demonstrated in his ten and a half hour filibuster on the Senate floor this March to protest...
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Kim Jong-Un Demands Katy Perry Join His Pleasure Squad

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