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Funny story: TV Painter, Bob Ross, Actually Really Hated Meadows and Streams

TV Painter, Bob Ross, Actually Really Hated Meadows and Streams

Bob Ross became an instant TV celebrity with his easy-to-follow painting techniques on PBS in the late '80's. But now his long time Cameraman, Arty Rivers, has written a tell-all memoir about the painting zen-master, who actually detested nature in g...
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Funny story: Kanye Only Speaking With Doctors Using Auto-Tune Microphone

Kanye Only Speaking With Doctors Using Auto-Tune Microphone

Los Angeles, CA - After his recent concert meltdown, rapper Kanye West is being treated for an extreme case of the 'Rubber Ramada Blues' at UCLA hospital. His Doctors state that he is 'nuttier than a fruitcake' and that he will only speak to them us...
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Funny story: Melania Planning First White House Garden And Fitness Program

Melania Planning First White House Garden And Fitness Program

Trump Tower, NYC - Melania is telling her new aids that not only does she want to help all of the ugly people of the U.S., but that she's also planning the very first White House garden. A nice place where fat kids can come over and they can all eat...
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Funny story: Mother Nature Picketing God Outside Pearly Gates Over Labor Rights

Mother Nature Picketing God Outside Pearly Gates Over Labor Rights

Pearly Gates, Heaven - Mother Nature tips back her raggedy leaf-crown in front of God's famous gates, refusing to go to arbitration over their on-going dispute regarding her wage package. The wand-waving Disastress has been very vocal over the last s...
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Funny story: Hillary and Trump Dressing Up As Each Other For Halloween

Hillary and Trump Dressing Up As Each Other For Halloween

New York , NY - Reports from sources close to both campaigns, leaked the information that each of their prospective presidential candidates will be dressing up as one and other for Halloween this year. When we caught up with Hillary outside her Ca...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan Secretly Longs For Teen Choice Award

Bob Dylan Secretly Longs For Teen Choice Award

New York, NY - After being announced as the winner of the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize for groovy songs, sources close to legendary songwriter, Bob Dylan, say that all he really wants is a surfboard trophy from the Teen Choice Awards. "Mr. Dylan couldn'...
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Funny story: 5K Charity Walk To Stamp Out Hunger In L.A. Totally Works!

5K Charity Walk To Stamp Out Hunger In L.A. Totally Works!

Los Angeles, CA - A 5K charity walk to end hunger in Los Angeles has done the job. 100% problem solved! There are now no more hungry people anywhere in the entire city of L.A.! Go look for yourself. Head Walk Organizer, Debbie Zimmerfeet, explaine...
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Funny story: Hacked Robotic Leg To Blame In London Kicking Rampage

Hacked Robotic Leg To Blame In London Kicking Rampage

London, UK, England - You can buy anything and connect it to the internet these days; TV's and microwaves, toilets and toasters. Even the latest artificial leg comes with online capabilities and is part of our new world's Internet Of Things. Now,...
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Funny story: California Offers "You're Fired!" Voting Method

California Offers "You're Fired!" Voting Method

Sacramento, Calif - The California State Assembly approved a controversial new voting system late Monday night, now known as the "You're Fired!" voting method. "It's so easy and convenient," explained Democratic Chairperson Amy Thumbsdown. "You c...
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Funny story: New Study Finds Yelling At Golf Ball Has No Effect

New Study Finds Yelling At Golf Ball Has No Effect

West Palm Beach, FL - A recent study conducted at golf tournaments on the PGA Tour and LPGA events has uncovered the disheartening fact that yelling at your golf ball during flight has absolutely no effect on how it behaves. "I just can't believe...
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Funny story: God Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Angel Soft Toilet Paper

God Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Angel Soft Toilet Paper

Vatican City, Italy - God has given word to Pope Francis that he wants the pontiff to file a lawsuit in New Jersey's 2nd appellate court, claiming that Angel Soft toilet paper is guilty of defamation of character against his beloved angels. "God w...
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Funny story: Man Playing Pokémon Go App Eaten By Lions

Man Playing Pokémon Go App Eaten By Lions

Kenya, Africa - The instant addiction to the new Pokémon Go game has already reached all corners of the globe, causing its players all sorts of unique injuries in pursuit of hunting Pokémon. But one poor Kenyan fellow won't be Facebooking his injurie...
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Funny story: Jimmy Buffett Opens Chain Of Run-Down Trailer Parks

Jimmy Buffett Opens Chain Of Run-Down Trailer Parks

Gulf Shores Beach, FL - Jimmy Buffett doesn't need to be searching for his 'lost shaker of salt' anymore, he can easily afford to hire someone to find it for him. The music legend, who's been touring the country with his Coral Reefer Band for decades...
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Funny story: Britain Leaves Its Favorite Panties At Old Boyfriend's Apartment!

Britain Leaves Its Favorite Panties At Old Boyfriend's Apartment!

London, UK, Britain, England - It appears that after the torrid and heart-wrenching breakup (which Brexit's boyfriend, E.U. didn't really think she had the nerve to do) she's really leaving this time! But now after storming out, she's forgotten t...
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Funny story: Most Brits Would Rather Call Their EU Exit 'Leavey McLeave Face!'

Most Brits Would Rather Call Their EU Exit 'Leavey McLeave Face!'

Britain, U.K. - After casting millions of votes to name England's new oceanic research vessel Boaty McBoat Face, and then being denied the name by those in charge of naming boats and stuff, most british citizens would now like to stop using the word...
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Funny story: Theologists Confirm Satan Invented Leaf-Blowers

Theologists Confirm Satan Invented Leaf-Blowers

Jerusalem, Israel - A team of Oxford Theologists have confirmed what many believers have suspected for the last twenty years--that the most annoying of all gardening equipment was first thought up by the devil himself. "We stumbled across a very d...
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Funny story: Yoga Studio Farts Away Carbon Emissions

Yoga Studio Farts Away Carbon Emissions

Santa Monica, CA - One of L.A.'s most popular yoga studios has invented a very unique way to solving it's green house gas output - by harnessing farts! "I was in the middle of leading a Hot Bikram class through downward-dog poise," tells Raven Bra...
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Funny story: Pheonix University Now Offering Online Kindergarten

Pheonix University Now Offering Online Kindergarten

Pheonix, AZ - The world's biggest web-based University is expanding to meet new market demands, now offering online classes for all ages. "Our studies found there is a very real demand to leave your toddler in front of a computer screen for at le...
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