Los Angeles, CA - The seven-time "winner" of the Tour De France, now the piñata of the sports world, Lance Armstrong, has been spotted by several people, pushing his bike up the steep canyon roads around L.A. recently.
"I'd recognize those glutes...
London, England - According to sources close to the Royal family, last night's dinner reception for India's Prime Minister, Manhoman Singh, was one for the history books, or perhaps, one to be erased from the history books.
It would appear that Ka...
Manhattan, NY - In a press conference held on Wednesday, Manhattan Mayor Michael Bloomberg, announced that the city's attorneys have filed a lawsuit against the Lenape Indian Tribe. The suit claims that when the original settlers bought the Island of...
Rome, Italy - The Italian Government has grown discouraged with the constant delays that have plagued the engineering efforts to re-float the Costa Concordia cruise ship from where it ran aground, off the Tuscany coast.
The now infamous cruise lin...
Miami, FL - Miami's first openly gay Mayor, Ronaldo "Buddy" Diaz, announced on Tuesday that the entire Miami/Dade police force would soon be taking off their clothes. Every officer in the department will be switching from their very traditional black...
Manhattan, NY - In an announcement on Tuesday, the National Basketball Association released a statement saying that they would allow any team in the league to rename itself to a more appropriate mascot that would better suit their city.
Over the h...
Birmingham, AL - An Alabama man will be the first in the country to have a fetus which had been conceived through a legitimate rape, implanted into the wall of his stomach lining, saving the fetus from being aborted. He has been the only such man to...
San Francisco, CA - now that the Presidential election is over and once again, Democrats will get another kick at the can, certain programs, such as the one proposed by the San Francisco Lesbian Gay Bisexual & Transexual SPCA might stand a better...
Cocoa Beach, FL - a spokesperson for the very successful "Life Is Good" clothing company which was started in a garage by two brothers, has announced that they are diversifying to keep pace with current economic trends.
Siting downward profit marg...
Manhattan, NY - Manhattan has been lighting up the Empire State Building for decades as a symbol of power and wealth but now some New Yorkers are getting mad.
This week, Mayor Bloomberg unveiled a new and improved Empire State Building which has b...
Manhattan, NY - The battle between the three major television networks for the top spot in the morning show ratings has always been a dirty dogfight behind the scenes. Networks snatch interviews and stories from each other like vultures, but now icon...
Sydney, Australia - Oscar Pistorius, the twenty-six-year-old South African sprinter, who ran in the London Olympics with "blades" instead of legs, has accepted a challenge to participate in a race that could give his bank account quite a bounce.
P...
Park Slope, NY - Fuggles the cat wasn't much loved by his new owner, Daniel Stone, who would sooner have gotten rid of him altogether... but then Fuggles became much more valuable.
Fuggles had been bestowed upon Mr. Stone by his girlfriend, Sophie...
Houston, TX - Hughey Longwhistle of Port Arthur, Texas, was on a trip with his family to Greece, which was an amazing fact on its' own, since Hughey had a terrible time making decisions. The slightest fork in the road would give Hughey terrible stom...
Florence, Italy - Italians go to the poles (no pun intended) to vote for a new leader and members of parliament on Monday. Like in America, there are other issues up for public contemplation on the ballot as well, such as austerity measures, pension...
Seaside Heights, NJ - No one took it on the chin by Super Storm Sandy worse than the idyllic little town known for its' beautiful beaches, all-American boardwalk and some of the trashiest assholes to ever have a television show based around them.
Hollywood, CA - Richard Gere, iconic star of mega blockbuster hits such as "Pretty Woman", "An Officer and a Gentleman" and a bunch of other crap that I think my mom probably still owns on VHS, finally found out about the decades-old urban legend tha...
Manhattan, NY - Authorities in New York announced on Wednesday that they had intercepted a man at JFK international airport, suspected of planning to carry out a plot to bring down the plane he was travelling in over New York, upon arrival from Londo...