With the prospect of plunging off the fiscal cliff looming ever closer, a small trickle of Americans fleeing to Canada has increased into a somewhat larger trickle.
Terrified at the prospect of an economic collapse and the end of life as we know i...
North Korea's Dear Leader, World's Most Sexiest Man Alive and Time Magazine's Man of the Year has saved the world from a Mayan invasion fleet.
Dear Leader reported, "As you may know, I am fluent in all languages, past, present and future and while...
The United Nations has taken steps to shut down Santa's workshop.
A top-secret investigation has revealed that Santa Claus does not employ elves to make toys. In fact, the labor is provided by children.
United Nations spokesman Felix Navidad st...
Scientists have unanimously concluded there is no cause for alarm.
There will be no Mayan apocalypse--or Mayageddon as it is more affectionately known--on December 21 resulting in the end of the world.
Spokesman for the scientific com...
DENVER, Colorado Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney announced he would outsource his spot at the podium in the first presidential debate.
In a cost-cutting move, Romney will be represented by Mahatma Martin of the Mumbai, Indiana...
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