Abu Hamza was unable to be extradited to the U.S. to face terrorist charges when it emerged he had landed a starring role in the coming seasons Pantomime "Peter Pan" at Kings Theatre , Brombton.
The trial Judge was overjoyed to hear that Hamza wil...
Schoolteacher Mr P Doe File has not been seen since last Monday where he failed to show up for his algebra class and it is believed he has run off to start a new life overseas with an embryo he has been grooming.
He told a close friend that the co...
A source in the Government has revealed that persons high up in the treasury have lost all the UK gold resources spread betting them away on the Facebook share offering.
"We thought we could gamble our way out of debt with 80% used buying the shar...
The Police have stepped in to insist that all get away drivers are tested under new Bank Robbery rules.
Chief Constable Pinhead declared that getaway drivers are giving the British Motorist a bad name, often parking on double yellows outside the B...
Abu Hamza has asked the Court if he can be allowed to walk to the U.S. as part of a sponsored walk to collect for Charity.
Hamza said he wanted to save the UK taxpayers money and at the same time do something useful..
Using the little known rou...
The entire British Olympic team are having to return all medals after it was revealed that government agents had been spraying "slowing down" gas through the vents at the opposition sleeping quarters.
Whistleblower Agent Dodgy Noseybastard thought...
The government are having a cut back on the size of car park spaces so that only smart cars will be able to fit in them.
MP Ted Slime states: "With the country in the state it's in we need to save money wherever we can , so we can save on the pain...
In a bid to increase its profile, national supermarket chain Asburyco are going to allow those suffering under the cut backs to have free food in a soup kitchen / food parcel kind of arrangement.
During daylight hours any participant can go to any...
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