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Funny story: Putin Tells Trump He Didn't Mess With The 2016 Presidential Election

Putin Tells Trump He Didn't Mess With The 2016 Presidential Election

Vladimir Putin, former head of the KGB and present head of Russia and good friend of oligarchs making money hand over fist, confided in Donald Trump saying that he, Vladimir Putin, had nothing to do with rigging 2016 US Presidential Election. Whew...
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Funny story: The Pussy Grabbing President

The Pussy Grabbing President

Women are no longer sacred, says the general. Women used to know their place. They were sacred. Their place was in the kitchen and cleaning house. The church said so, too. Women silently existed within those walls, finally diving hands first into...
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Funny story: In Defense Of Harvey Weinstein

In Defense Of Harvey Weinstein

Yes, Harvey Weinstein practiced some questionable office procedures during his successful film career at Miramax and The Weinstein company, but no one has described Harvey as an "F…ing moron" as Secretary of State (and top diplomat) Rex Tillerson is...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Not A Bimbo

Donald Trump Is Not A Bimbo

Just because he can't call an American Nazi a terrorist, or a white supremest a terrorist, the World International Society of Psychiatry and Stability, announced that they do not believe that Donald Trump's bone spurs, (the same bone spurs that secur...
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Funny story: Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning To Stink

Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning To Stink

Apparently, the Putin & Trump love affair is beginning to stink. Not like roses and lolly pops, but smell rich with suspicion. What could Trump owe Putin in dollars, real estate, votes, or pee videos, to make him appear oblivious to Putin's knock...
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Funny story: Twin Donald Trump And Kim Jong Bookends

Twin Donald Trump And Kim Jong Bookends

History will question, if there is a history, how this world's greatest super power got into a nuclear war with a third world country that reduced its citizens to famine, in pursuit of becoming a member of the nuclear club of nations. Simple: both...
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Funny story: Trump Signs Russian Sanctions Bill And Putin Is #@%&

Trump Signs Russian Sanctions Bill And Putin Is #@%&

When Trump signed the Russian sanctions bill, (in a White House closet) Putin was #@%&. He threatened to release the Moscow Ritz/Carlton pee video, mentioned in the British MI6 Christopher Steel dossier and set to music by Swan Lake composer Ilyi...
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Funny story: Pardon Trump? Okay?

Pardon Trump? Okay?

Pardon me? Collusion with an adversary, money laundering with the mafia, slandering political opponents, obfuscation, deception and blatant lying are not the equivalency of a sneeze. Achoo! Pardon me. God bless. "I'm being audited. I can't rel...
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Funny story: Trump Trainwreck Tweeting Toward Termination

Trump Trainwreck Tweeting Toward Termination

Americans citizens are gathering in town squares, gas stations, school auditoriums, coffee houses and talk shows throughout the country, scratching their collective heads and questioning whether they are occupying some form of sleeping, nightmare, tw...
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Funny story: Quit Picking On Trump And Trump's Tweets

Quit Picking On Trump And Trump's Tweets

The nation should just plain quit picking on Trump and his tweets! For heaven's sakes! Grow up! What happened to freedom of the press? Doesn't Trump have a right to an opinion? Just because T was allegedly elected to the highest office in the wor...
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Funny story: Enough Is Enough - Send Trump Back To Queens

Enough Is Enough - Send Trump Back To Queens

Enough is enough, send the Trump back to Queens. Forget the antiquated Electoral College. More Americans voted for Hillary Clinton than for the guy from Queens. Even with the Russian interference/collusion and the Comey self-serving interference/hyst...
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Funny story: Putin Confesses to US 2016 Election Meddling? Of Course!

Putin Confesses to US 2016 Election Meddling? Of Course!

Earlier today from the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin announced that: Yes, he rigged the voting machines in Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin during the last US presidential election, and did so just to embarrass that NATO-loving, EU supporting, capitali...
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Funny story: Thank You, Bravo, Merci France

Thank You, Bravo, Merci France

May 7th, France voted for freedom, tomorrow and the future. France is a place on the map rich for its history, elegance, creativity and food. France also recognizes climate change and that clean air isn't negotiable. Thank you France for cr...
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Funny story: Moving Vans Pulling Up In Back Of White House

Moving Vans Pulling Up In Back Of White House

It wasn't the sound of mid-night footsteps coming down the hall that made Trump itchy for action, oh no, it was the three moving vans that suddenly appeared in the moonlight that caught his eye. The secret service insisted that there were no movin...
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Funny story: FBI Director Comey Is Mildly Sicky Poo

FBI Director Comey Is Mildly Sicky Poo

The disturbing thought, that FBI Director James Comey's decision to reopen the Hillary Clinton e-mail investigation eleven days before the election may have swayed the election to Donald Trump, makes Comey mildly nauseous or sicky poo. Oh dear, wrist...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's Wagging Dogs

Donald Trump's Wagging Dogs

While attempting to recreate President Obama's White House situation room during the Bin Ladin raid, Donald Trump looked silly sitting in a low chair, (like Obama) placed at the end of the conference table, (like Obama) surrounded by Trump staff memb...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Requests Pardon From President Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump Requests Pardon From President Hillary Clinton

Actually, Trump was begging. In a strange turn of events, as dramatic as the full 32 fouettes from Swan Lake, (the guy can be nimble) Donald Trump asked for a pardon from President Hillary Clinton. Investigators, using forensic software and wor...
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Funny story: Whoopee! Donald Trump Gave A Presidential-Like Speech

Whoopee! Donald Trump Gave A Presidential-Like Speech

The world held its breath. The ozone layer remained stationary. Planet earth screeched to a halt to listen, both north and south poles cupped an ear to hear, and afterwards, the many of the universe proclaimed: Trump is presidential! Ya hoo! Bell cym...
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Trump Reveals That Putin Said He Didn't Fix Presidential Election, Cross His Heart and Hope to Die

"I'm sure he's serious because Mr. Putin also said, "Stick a needle in my eye," said Trump.
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