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Funny story: Whoopee! Donald Trump Gave A Presidential-Like Speech

Whoopee! Donald Trump Gave A Presidential-Like Speech

The world held its breath. The ozone layer remained stationary. Planet earth screeched to a halt to listen, both north and south poles cupped an ear to hear, and afterwards, the many of the universe proclaimed: Trump is presidential! Ya hoo! Bell cym...
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Funny story: Trump: A Russian Impersonator

Trump: A Russian Impersonator

The news media has been ignoring the obvious truth since Donald Trump called Mexicans, "…rapists and murderers." The candidate was controversial, provocative and sold money making advertisement for the networks. Money talks, but were networks making...
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Funny story: Warren Beatty Has To Be Scripted

Warren Beatty Has To Be Scripted

He isn't a blond, but apparently Warren Beatty has to be tightly scripted, or he'll be mystified by words on a piece of paper, stumble into a confused state, blink, refocus his eyes, blink again and ask the lady standing next to him to come to his re...
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Funny story: SNL Donald Trump Chorus Line Planned

SNL Donald Trump Chorus Line Planned

Celebrities are clambering at the doors to become members of the Donald Trump chorus line for the next Saturday Night Live program. With Alec Baldwin's success as Donald Trump, followed by Leslie Jones' impersonation, the chorus line was born. And...
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Funny story: Barack Obama: Please Come Back

Barack Obama: Please Come Back

Come back, come back, wherever you are. The feeling of abandonment has set in with the citizens of the United States. That is, the practical wise thinking citizens who wish to get along with people. They don't want an Emmy or an Oscar, they just want...
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Funny story: The Trump Train Wreck Is Coming

The Trump Train Wreck Is Coming

The Trump train wreck is coming January 20th. An adversary of the United States, Russia interfered with the 2016 US Presidential election by hacking into the computers of both the DNC and the RNC, releasing information on Hillary Clinton, but sparing...
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Funny story: Republican House And Senate Members To Impeach Donald Trump

Republican House And Senate Members To Impeach Donald Trump

Meeting at an undisclosed, subterranean, sound proof, command center, located somewhere near or in a branch of the National Defense and Strategic Commission, maybe in Washington D.C., the Republican leaders of both the House and Senate, discussed how...
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Funny story: Russia Admits Hacking Into US Voting Machines

Russia Admits Hacking Into US Voting Machines

While Donald Trump is still in denial about any Russian collusion into his win on election night, the Russian government has now clearly admitted: Yeah, we did it! We did it to embarrass the US and elect a clown the President of the United States! Ha...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Demands A Vote Recount

Donald Trump Demands A Vote Recount

Clearly, against the advice of his closest supporters, (Giuliani, the son in law, the daughter, Putin, Pence, Breibart, Charo and FBI) Donald Trump is insisting on a voter hand recount as he believes he won the popular vote and that only dead people...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Mitt Romney Appointment

Donald Trump Announces Mitt Romney Appointment

Much to the relief of Trump's campaign manager, (the Charo lookalike without the Cuchi-Cuchi) Mitt Romney failed to receive the cabinet appointment of Secretary of State, but instead was offered the job as White House pool boy. While some specula...
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Funny story: Trump Calls Voter Recount A Scam - What Am

Trump Calls Voter Recount A Scam - What Am

Trump called the voter recount of Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania by Green Party candidate, Jill Stein, a scam. He also said that the Democrats were crybabies. Spoken by the 3-AM storm-tweeter. So why's Trump pouting? Isn't it a good idea...
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Funny story: Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

When Rudy Giuliani heard that Donald Trump planned to appoint head of the FBI James Comey to the US Supreme Court, Giuliani went ballistic, claiming that the job was promised. Nah, Trump was reported as saying, adding that Comey gave him the White...
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Funny story: Hillary Is Elected President

Hillary Is Elected President

In a miraculous and purely patriotic act, the Electoral College, a group of officials no one has ever really seen, have decided that it would be in the best interest of the nation and the world, to dissolve their group and allow the majority of voter...
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Funny story: Trump Said It Would Be Rigged

Trump Said It Would Be Rigged

He said it would be rigged. He blatantly announced that the presidential election would be rigged. The squirrels supporting his presidential election promised the election would be rigged. They would have poll monitors at various neighborhoods to...
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Funny story: Groping Women Shrinks Hands

Groping Women Shrinks Hands

The myth claims masturbation causes blindness. Looking at those tiny hands wave from the podium, it appears that groping women shrinks hands. No wide receiver there, maybe a drummer, but not a pianist. Octaves, don't you know? Will Donald be elec...
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Funny story: There Is Nothing Like A Dame For President

There Is Nothing Like A Dame For President

Yep! There is nothing like a dame for President of the United States! Hillary's won it. Take that Putin and sneaky-weasel Julian Assange. Screams about Hillary's emails and a private server? Peanuts. No one was killed because of one of Hillary's...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Selling Tight Shoes

Donald Trump Is Selling Tight Shoes

Donald Trump, the Republican presidential nominee, is trying to sell a pair of extremely tight shoes to the nation. Angry people are buying these shoes saying they're sick and tired of politics as usual. They want a change. They'll buy into anything...
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Funny story: Taco Trucks On Every Corner

Taco Trucks On Every Corner

Thank you god! A Latino Republican and Donald Trump supporter, one of few, warned that the Latino community was growing by leaps and bounds, (he had six children) and that Latinos are very bold. If the rest of the United States doesn't watch it, he t...
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Breaking News...

Trump Claims He is Helping Elderly People by Cutting Meals on Wheels

"Ivanka read to me that America is too obese. So I want to help these people to eat less." he said.
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