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Funny story: Pardon Me? Okay?

Pardon Me? Okay?

Pardon me? Collusion with an adversary, money laundering with the mafia, slandering political opponents, obfuscation, deception and blatant lying are not the equivalency of a sneeze. Achoo! Pardon me. God bless. "I'm being audited. I can't rel...
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Funny story: Trump Trainwreck Tweeting Toward Termination

Trump Trainwreck Tweeting Toward Termination

Americans citizens are gathering in town squares, gas stations, school auditoriums, coffee houses and talk shows throughout the country, scratching their collective heads and questioning whether they are occupying some form of sleeping, nightmare, tw...
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Funny story: Quit Picking On Trump And Trump's Tweets

Quit Picking On Trump And Trump's Tweets

The nation should just plain quit picking on Trump and his tweets! For heaven's sakes! Grow up! What happened to freedom of the press? Doesn't Trump have a right to an opinion? Just because T was allegedly elected to the highest office in the wor...
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Funny story: Enough Is Enough - Send Trump Back To Queens

Enough Is Enough - Send Trump Back To Queens

Enough is enough, send the Trump back to Queens. Forget the antiquated Electoral College. More Americans voted for Hillary Clinton than for the guy from Queens. Even with the Russian interference/collusion and the Comey self-serving interference/hyst...
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Funny story: Putin Confesses to US 2016 Election Meddling? Of Course!

Putin Confesses to US 2016 Election Meddling? Of Course!

Earlier today from the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin announced that: Yes, he rigged the voting machines in Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin during the last US presidential election, and did so just to embarrass that NATO-loving, EU supporting, capitali...
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Funny story: Thank You, Bravo, Merci France

Thank You, Bravo, Merci France

May 7th, France voted for freedom, tomorrow and the future. France is a place on the map rich for its history, elegance, creativity and food. France also recognizes climate change and that clean air isn't negotiable. Thank you France for cr...
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Funny story: Moving Vans Pulling Up In Back Of White House

Moving Vans Pulling Up In Back Of White House

It wasn't the sound of mid-night footsteps coming down the hall that made Trump itchy for action, oh no, it was the three moving vans that suddenly appeared in the moonlight that caught his eye. The secret service insisted that there were no movin...
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Funny story: FBI Director Comey Is Mildly Nauseous

FBI Director Comey Is Mildly Nauseous

The disturbing thought, that FBI Director James Comey's decision to reopen the Hillary Clinton e-mail investigation eleven days before the election may have swayed the election to Donald Trump, makes Comey mildly nauseous. Oh dear, wrist to forehead.
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Funny story: Donald Trump's 59 Wag The Dog Distractions

Donald Trump's 59 Wag The Dog Distractions

While attempting to recreate President Obama's White House situation room during the Bin Ladin raid, Donald Trump looked silly sitting in a low chair, (like Obama) placed at the end of the conference table, (like Obama) surrounded by Trump staff memb...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Requests Pardon From President Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump Requests Pardon From President Hillary Clinton

Actually, Trump was begging. In a strange turn of events, as dramatic as the full 32 fouettes from Swan Lake, (the guy can be nimble) Donald Trump asked for a pardon from President Hillary Clinton. Investigators, using forensic software and wor...
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Funny story: Whoopee! Donald Trump Gave A Presidential-Like Speech

Whoopee! Donald Trump Gave A Presidential-Like Speech

The world held its breath. The ozone layer remained stationary. Planet earth screeched to a halt to listen, both north and south poles cupped an ear to hear, and afterwards, the many of the universe proclaimed: Trump is presidential! Ya hoo! Bell cym...
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Funny story: Trump: A Russian Impersonator

Trump: A Russian Impersonator

The news media has been ignoring the obvious truth since Donald Trump called Mexicans, "…rapists and murderers." The candidate was controversial, provocative and sold money making advertisement for the networks. Money talks, but were networks making...
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Funny story: Warren Beatty Has To Be Scripted

Warren Beatty Has To Be Scripted

He isn't a blond, but apparently Warren Beatty has to be tightly scripted, or he'll be mystified by words on a piece of paper, stumble into a confused state, blink, refocus his eyes, blink again and ask the lady standing next to him to come to his re...
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Funny story: SNL Donald Trump Chorus Line Planned

SNL Donald Trump Chorus Line Planned

Celebrities are clambering at the doors to become members of the Donald Trump chorus line for the next Saturday Night Live program. With Alec Baldwin's success as Donald Trump, followed by Leslie Jones' impersonation, the chorus line was born. And...
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Funny story: Barack Obama: Please Come Back

Barack Obama: Please Come Back

Come back, come back, wherever you are. The feeling of abandonment has set in with the citizens of the United States. That is, the practical wise thinking citizens who wish to get along with people. They don't want an Emmy or an Oscar, they just want...
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Funny story: The Trump Train Wreck Is Coming

The Trump Train Wreck Is Coming

The Trump train wreck is coming January 20th. An adversary of the United States, Russia interfered with the 2016 US Presidential election by hacking into the computers of both the DNC and the RNC, releasing information on Hillary Clinton, but sparing...
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Funny story: Republican House And Senate Members To Impeach Donald Trump

Republican House And Senate Members To Impeach Donald Trump

Meeting at an undisclosed, subterranean, sound proof, command center, located somewhere near or in a branch of the National Defense and Strategic Commission, maybe in Washington D.C., the Republican leaders of both the House and Senate, discussed how...
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Funny story: Russia Admits Hacking Into US Voting Machines

Russia Admits Hacking Into US Voting Machines

While Donald Trump is still in denial about any Russian collusion into his win on election night, the Russian government has now clearly admitted: Yeah, we did it! We did it to embarrass the US and elect a clown the President of the United States! Ha...
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Trump Sends Secret Service to Walter Reed Hospital to Find the Gang of Green

"I just saw somewhere that someone there died because of gang of green. We're on it!" said Trump.
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