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Funny story: Canadian Ted Cruz Called Lucifer In The Flesh

Canadian Ted Cruz Called Lucifer In The Flesh

While the last best hope of stopping Donald Trump's run for the White House was defined as "Lucifer in the flesh," by former House Majority leader John Boehner, Mr. Boehner added, (as though calling him 'Lucifer in the flesh' wasn't bad enough) "He'...
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Funny story: Is Free Pizza Making Candidates Fat?

Is Free Pizza Making Candidates Fat?

Apparently, Ohio Governor John Kasich, running for the Republican nomination of president, is just a fellow who can't say 'no' to a platter of food anywhere or anytime. During one sitting at a New York restaurant, the governor ate: two plates of...
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Funny story: Queen Spots Rafael Nadal

Queen Spots Rafael Nadal

While flipping through the April issue of GQ, (Gentleman's Quarterly) Queen Elizabeth reportedly came to a screeching stop and was heard to whistle, "Hail Mary! Who's the suit?" Then added, "He looks familiar. But he's wearing clothes. Strange, I do...
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Funny story: 2016 Election: A New Woody Allen Film

2016 Election: A New Woody Allen Film

If you haven't already guessed, the 2016 election is really a Woody Allen film plot. Donald Trump, to be portrayed by Alec Baldwin, is a closet Democrat and a Hillary Clinton supporter, portrayed by Angela Lansbury. Donald never wanted to be pres...
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Funny story: After Hillary's Emails, Hunt For Who Outed CIA Agent

After Hillary's Emails, Hunt For Who Outed CIA Agent

After the investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails has been exhausted, the same investigative team will turn their attention to who in government, (during the Bush administration) gave the green light to make public the name of CIA undercover agen...
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Funny story: It's Trump's Charisma, Stupid

It's Trump's Charisma, Stupid

Yes, it's his charisma! Donald Trump has charisma. At the last debate, Donald Trump stood masterfully like an elephant between a Chihuahua and the Canadian Mr. Sleaze. Editor's note: Isn't Canadian Mr. Sleaze an oxymoron? Looks more like an ep...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz And Penelope Cruz Not Eligible To Run For President

Ted Cruz And Penelope Cruz Not Eligible To Run For President

Foreign-born Ted Cruz and foreign-born Penelope Cruz are not eligible to run for President of the United States. He was born in Canada and she was born in Spain. Foreign-born Arnold Schwarzeneggar, though married to a niece of a president, also canno...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Picks Joe Biden As Her Vice President

Hillary Clinton Picks Joe Biden As Her Vice President

Hillary Clinton announced she's picking Joe Biden as her Vice President running mate. Naturally, Bernie Sanders is shouting foul, as he defended her on her emails and using the bathroom during the last debate. "Thanks, but you're not getting the...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Hunts Showers On Planes

Jennifer Aniston Hunts Showers On Planes

Best thing about watching the Australian Open is the Jennifer Aniston commercial. She's cute, neat and doesn't appear to be in need of a shower. In the commercial, she is searching for the shower during a flight. No showers? This isn't an Air Emirate...
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Funny story: Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Who's afraid of Donald Trump? Seems like most of the folks in the Republican party. He recently was overheard to have said that Osama bin Laden was still alive and that he spoke to him. Not dead! But Seal Team 6 finished him off and there was a...
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Funny story: Republican House Committee On Benghazi Elects Hillary Clinton President

Republican House Committee On Benghazi Elects Hillary Clinton President

Wow! Not exactly their intention, but the Republican House Committee on Benghazi managed to present Hillary Clinton, the former Secretary of State and US Senator from New York, as knowledgeable, accurate, professional and presidential; clearly, not t...
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Funny story: John Wick II Is Coming

John Wick II Is Coming

Knowing they have a hit on their hands with John Wick, John Wick II is presently in the delivery room. John Wick II opens with a Fed Ex mid-night delivery of a pet carrier. Unlike John Wick I, John Wick II remembers to return the delivery lady her pe...
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Funny story: President Obama's Missing Passport

President Obama's Missing Passport

Seems that President Obama was all set to board Air Force One when an official from the TSA Department at Andrew's Air Force Base stopped him before climbing the steps. The official wanted to check his Passport. Obama said he didn't have one. He expl...
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Funny story: Chorus Line Of GOP Candidates For President

Chorus Line Of GOP Candidates For President

There is a chorus line of candidates running for the GOP nomination for President of the United States. Miraculously missing are both Rudolph Giuliani and Dick Cheney. Everyone else seems to be in the running including Governor Woops (now spor...
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Funny story: Two Mothers Wearing Yellow Dresses

Two Mothers Wearing Yellow Dresses

When the Duchess of Cambridge walked out of the hospital wearing a yellow dress and carrying her new daughter, Charlie, she appeared so radiant and pretty, Russian women questioned whether Kate was the birth mother. They also raised questions about C...
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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Announces Boris Nemtsov Committed Suicide

Vladimir Putin Announces Boris Nemtsov Committed Suicide

After a lengthy ten hour investigation pursuing thousands of clues, tips and accusations, Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin announced that the former Deputy Prime Minister under Boris Yeltsin, Boris Nemtsov, committed suicide by shooting himself...
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Funny story: Brian Williams And The Nightcrawler

Brian Williams And The Nightcrawler

While the character in The Nightcrawler, portrayed by Jake Gyllenhaal, sets out to create his own news stories, NBC's Brian Williams, though confessing to a history of embellishing his off camera activities, has no similarity to the Gyllenhaal fellow...
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Funny story: Democrats To Boycott Benjamin Netanyahu Address To Congress

Democrats To Boycott Benjamin Netanyahu Address To Congress

When Speaker of the House John Boehner invited Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to address a joint session of Congress without White House permission, the tsunami backlash began. It is protocol that before someone is invited to address a joi...
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Obama's New Executive Order 13605

"The law of Cause and Effect can no longer be applied to political decision making. In its place we have established The "Law of Acausal Happenstance". This will henceforth inform our foreign policy.
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