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Funny story:  Russia To Withdraw Troops From Crimea

Russia To Withdraw Troops From Crimea

Russia has quietly started the withdrawal of troops from Crimea, known also as the Florida of the Ukraine. Hearing that the possible threat of war and Armageddon between the US and Russia was now averted, Senator John McCain and Senator Lindsey Graha...
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Funny story:  Governor Christie Negotiating A Presidential Pardon

Governor Christie Negotiating A Presidential Pardon

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is negotiating a presidential pardon from President Barak Obama before Obama leaves office in 2016. As the drip, drip, drip of Christie's managerial practices are revealed: closing three lanes of the George Wash...
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Funny story:  Vladimir Putin Appoints Self Grand Marshal Of Gay Pride Parade In Moscow

Vladimir Putin Appoints Self Grand Marshal Of Gay Pride Parade In Moscow

Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced that he is not anti-gay (no way, says he) and to demonstrate his support of the LGBT community, (before the Winter Olympics are snatched away from Russia and sent to Norway or Canada) he will host and ap...
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Funny story:  Who Knew Nigella Lawson Was On The Grassy Knoll?

Who Knew Nigella Lawson Was On The Grassy Knoll?

Who knew that cooking princess Nigella Lawson was on the grassy knoll, driver of the white Fiat Uno, hunted elephants for their ivory with a machine gun, kept Osama bin Laden hidden in her Aga for several years, the cause of the sub-prime mortgage cr...
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Funny story:  Republicans Ordered To Repay $24 Billion For Government Shutdown

Republicans Ordered To Repay $24 Billion For Government Shutdown

The Supreme Court decided that the Republican members of the House and the Senate who caused the government shutdown, in an attempt to overturn the Affordable Care Act, must repay the US federal treasury $24 billion or resign from their present posit...
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Funny story:  Senate And House To Vote On Controversial Suspicion

Senate And House To Vote On Controversial Suspicion

A green light was signaled earlier today, clearing the way for the House and Senate to take a vote on the controversial suspicion of whether or not Frank Sinatra is or isn't the father of Mia Farrow's son, Ronan, born while she was the inamorata of f...
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Funny story:  Republican House And Senate Members To Burn Healthcare Insurance Cards

Republican House And Senate Members To Burn Healthcare Insurance Cards

In a surprising move, to demonstrate they are sincere about: holding back the debt-ceiling, dismantling ObamaCare, and shutting down the government, Republican House and Senate members are planning to gather at the foot of the Lincoln Memorial, simul...
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Funny story:  Drone Attack Sent After Ed Snowden In Red Square

Drone Attack Sent After Ed Snowden In Red Square

A drone zeroed in on Ed Snowden as he maneuvered his way across Red Square. It wasn't the giant missile deploying drone used in the Bourne Legacy that parted Jeremy Renner's hair just before wiping out a cabin in the middle of the Alaska wilderness,...
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Funny story:  Why Paula Deen Can't Just Add Butter This Time

Why Paula Deen Can't Just Add Butter This Time

The billion-dollar empire of Paula Deen, the butter queen of gastronomic consumption, is collapsing like an undone soufflé, or a door slammed soufflé, or a pin popped soufflé, and adding butter can't help. Companies are dropping Ms. Deen like a hot p...
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Funny story:  Is Behind The Candelabra A Sequel To The Game?

Is Behind The Candelabra A Sequel To The Game?

With the recent HBO premiere of Behind The Candelabra, starring Michael Douglas and Matt Damon, people are inquiring whether the film could possibly be a sequel to the Michael Douglas film, The Game, which co-starred Sean Penn as the kid brother.
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Funny story:  Reese Witherspoon Rips Off A Mel Gibson's DUI In Atlanta, Georgia

Reese Witherspoon Rips Off A Mel Gibson's DUI In Atlanta, Georgia

The DUI Gazette - Instead of sitting politely and waiting for the police officer to reach her automobile, (after being stopped by the officer's flashing lights and sirens for driving on the wrong side of the street) Reese Witherspoon leaned out of th...
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Funny story:  Weiner's Back And New York's Got Him

Weiner's Back And New York's Got Him

It has been hinted that former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner is sort of, kind of, we'll see, maybe going to run for Mayor of New York. His mea-culpa, sad faced photo with wife Huma Abedin on the cover of the New York Times Magazine, appeared to...
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Funny story:  President Zero Dark Fifty/Fifty Turning Hand Guns Into Potato Mashers

President Zero Dark Fifty/Fifty Turning Hand Guns Into Potato Mashers

Besides having drones, the White House and Air Force One, President Zero Dark Fifty/Fifty has spy satellites and the technology to presently zap all guns owned by private U.S. citizens, disable those guns, turning the barrels into a corkscrew and red...
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Funny story:  Why Are They Saying Good-bye To The DMV?

Why Are They Saying Good-bye To The DMV?

The White House announced that the Department of Motor Vehicles, (DMV) will be abolished as soon as they empty the buildings. Judging from its history, (stagnant lines that move at a snail's pace) the lights at the DMV may remain on until the end of...
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Funny story:  Higgs Bosom Discovers Earth Is A Reality Show For The Universe - The Ratings Are Low

Higgs Bosom Discovers Earth Is A Reality Show For The Universe - The Ratings Are Low

There have been many confident announcements by physicists about the latest success of the Hadron Collider, (not to be confused with a fender bender). The Collider is located in a 17 mile ring beneath Switzerland, (land of chocolate and fondue) and F...
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Funny story:  Bill Gates Funding New Condom Design

Bill Gates Funding New Condom Design

Bill Gates is funding a new condom design to be better and more comfortable than the old design. While enormously successful with previous ventures: computers and philanthropy, condom design may prove to be a greater challenge, sort of like: Can anyo...
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Funny story:  Why Republicans Might Pick Daniel Day Lewis As Candidate For President

Why Republicans Might Pick Daniel Day Lewis As Candidate For President

Following the State of the Union speech by President Barack Obama, the Republican rebuttal was presented by Senator Marco Rubio, or as Time Magazine headlined on their cover story: The Savior Of The Republican Party. Instead of turning in a savior ty...
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Funny story:  Who Said England Was 'Just A Small Island': Groucho Marx, Mitt Romney Or Forrest Gump?

Who Said England Was 'Just A Small Island': Groucho Marx, Mitt Romney Or Forrest Gump?

Hold onto you hats, England. Whose pants are on fire: Groucho, Romney, or Forrest Gump by writing: "England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn't make things that people in the rest of the world want...
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