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Funny story: Hello Kitty abductor jailed

Hello Kitty abductor jailed

A Tokyo man was jailed today for abducting the children's character Hello Kitty from a playground in Tokyo in May. The man Masahno Takakity had attempted to argue that his actions were justified as he was a scientist investigating the work of Erw...
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Funny story: Lib Dem Leadership vacuum

Lib Dem Leadership vacuum

The Liberal Democrats are heading into the summer recess with an uncertain future. After a mauling at the hands of Labour in the local elections and coming fourth tied with the anti european Greens in the EU elections it seems that Nick Clegg is not...
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Funny story: Britain forced to change name

Britain forced to change name

Britain can no longer call itself Great Britain after a high court ruling today. The Law Lords have decided after seeing evidence of poverty on a scale not seen outside of Africa that from now on Britain should be known as Bit Crap Britain instead.
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Funny story: Dead Sea scrolls contradict Cameron.

Dead Sea scrolls contradict Cameron.

Scholars at the Shrine of the Book museum in Jerusalem were shocked today when a fragment of the dead sea scrolls being studied for the first time under ultraviolet light stated that Jesus did not invent The Big Society and in no way condones the act...
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Funny story: 'Top Gear' getting taxpayers funding

'Top Gear' getting taxpayers funding

As it enters its 25th year the popular BBC show 'Top Gear' has been reveled to receive £3.2m of taxpayers money as it is seen to be an essential part of David Cameron's immigration strategy. "Look 'Top Gear' is hosted by my good chum Jeremy so it...
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Funny story: Current Bun want to kick out Woy

Current Bun want to kick out Woy

Frustrated by the fact that England qualified for the World Cup in Brazil next year at the first time of asking. The Sun newspaper have had to resort to dirty tricks in their attempt to get manager Roy Hodgeson replaced by their man Harry Redknapp be...
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Funny story: Cameron looks to China for inspiration

Cameron looks to China for inspiration

Having sent out the Mayor of London and the Chancellor of Exchequer to forge closer links with China David Cameron is already taking inspiration from Chinese lawmakers about how to deal with the Police Federation in the row over Andrew Mitchell.
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Funny story: Mail demands Government release list of 'Anti British' residents

Mail demands Government release list of 'Anti British' residents

The Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre today called on the department of health to release the name of the 15 million people a year who receive treatment on the NHS. He said in his statement. "The NHS is anti British. Having free at point of service health...
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Funny story: Conservative Conference Special

Conservative Conference Special

Please be advised that this story has been withdrawn due it not toeing the line with the fantasy that everything in the Britain is all lovely and rosy. Please be advised that any story about the Conservative Party Conference must first be checked...
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Funny story: Unemployed to be forced to wear identifying badges

Unemployed to be forced to wear identifying badges

The Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith today announced that the unemployed will from now on be forced to wear a badge identifying them as 'Work Shy' so that members of the public can easily identify them. "For too long the Work Shy have...
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Funny story: Boris to close down the Underground.

Boris to close down the Underground.

London Mayor Boris Johnson today released plans to completely close the tube network. It will be replaced by an exclusive underground cycle path. "Look I hate the Tube it's no secret." Johnson told the press "I really want to have it so that there...
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Funny story: M&M Worlds may have to close after Zimmerman verdict

M&M Worlds may have to close after Zimmerman verdict

Following the acquittal of George Zimmerman for the shooting of Trayvon Martin there has been a call from Zimmerman supporters for the M&M world stores in Las Vegas, New York and Orlando to be shut down. The move comes as stores around the countr...
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Funny story: Daily Mail preparing Mandela Party kits

Daily Mail preparing Mandela Party kits

The Daily Mail has come under fire after it was revealed that the paper was preparing Mandela Death Party kits for readers wishing to celebrate the death of the former South African leader. After the death of Margaret Thatcher the Mail was incande...
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Funny story: Cameron trying to create events to hide behind

Cameron trying to create events to hide behind

Prime Minister David Cameron is desperate to find more big news stories to hide scandals from the public. The latest round of scandals including Lords taking payments from lobbying firms and the collapse of A&E services due directly to his fla...
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Funny story: PFA show their ignorance

PFA show their ignorance

Back in 1983 the Professional Football Association fought a court case on behalf of the player Luther Blissett against 'The Current Bun'. The news paper had alleged that AC Milan had secured a deal with Blissett when in fact they wanted his fellow Wa...
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Funny story: Action group ask for Luis Suarez to be culled

Action group ask for Luis Suarez to be culled

A group of people from West London have petitioned government about the possibility of culling Liverpool Striker Luis Suarez. The move comes after the Uruguayan bit the Chelsea player Branislav Ivanovic during Sunday's Premier League match. Madge...
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Funny story: German comics union claim damages from the UK

German comics union claim damages from the UK

The German Comedians Union are to bring a case before the European Union claiming defamation by generations of British comedians. In the case they state that for years the British said that their comedy was far superior to German comedy and that Germ...
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Funny story: Convicted war criminal scrounges free funeral for mum

Convicted war criminal scrounges free funeral for mum

A man convicted for his part in an attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea has managed to get a lavish funeral for his mother on the Tax Payer. Mark Thatcher who backed the 2004 coup led by close friend Simon Mann has managed to get a £15m ceremonial...
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