President Obama today declared war on every country in the world, and upon his own citizens as well.
In so doing, he merely acknowledged what many savvy observers have known or suspected for decades. American troops, private contractors, Homel...
Sources characterized as "intimates" of Russian President Vladimir Putin say that he will disclose his homosexuality in a "personal but not overly emotional fashion" during closing ceremonies for the Sochi Winter Olympic Games on Sunday.
Jeffrey Bezos is giggling his head off, laughing all the way to the headlines. First the Amazon CO got sensational global coverage of his absurd yet adorable (yet rather creepy) plan to have millions of packages delivered "right to your porch" by dro...
Do you know what's really special if you are unemployed, homeless, hungry, despondent, uneducated, bankrupt, and chronically ill?
It's having a cold, frosty beer, you fool!
And President Obama, having utterly failed at every other "solu...
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