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Funny story: Steps out say authorities

Steps out say authorities

In a shock move the Health and Safety Executive has announced a ban on stairs. A spokesman said that they had been considering this move for some time and had now reached a firm conclusion. Balls House, headquarters of the Labour Party, announced...
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Funny story: Major US corporation to purchase Manhattan

Major US corporation to purchase Manhattan

In an extraordinary move it appears that a major US corporation may be about to purchase Manhattan. The unusual move was initially laughed off but has been given credence by the Mayor's office not being prepared to deny the move. The list of p...
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Funny story: Location of third Heathrow runway revealed

Location of third Heathrow runway revealed

Leaked news from Balls House, headquarters of the Labour Party, has revealed Mr Milliband's preferred outcome of the airport review project. In an attempt to court support from all parties the Leader of the Opposition (sic) has asked his advisers to...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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