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Funny story: Obama's Sand Statue Gains New Life

Obama's Sand Statue Gains New Life

A sand statue of President Obama was recently ruined by heavy rains in North Carolina. However, the statue mysteriously came to life and was seen hanging out behind a mall in Charolette. Joe Duffy who works at Starbucks was taking a smoke break...
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Funny story: Gay Navy Seal to release book

Gay Navy Seal to release book

On the eve of the release of, "No Easy Day," there is another book coming out called, "One Really Hot Sexy Sweaty Day," by America's first Gay Navy SEAL appointed by President Obama. In "One Really Hot Sexy Sweaty Day," former Navy SEAL Lance Wort...
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I got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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