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Funny story: Prima facie evidence we're not fastening the gates of the asylum properly

Prima facie evidence we're not fastening the gates of the asylum properly

Mr. Trump has tweeted General Flynn's resignation was due to his speaking too kindly to Russia. Plus Mr. Pence was upset about it. Mr. Trump added his position toward dialogue with Russia does not indicate "softness" toward Russia. That was...
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Funny story: John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts to perform Shakespeare's Julius Caesar with Senator McCain as Brutus

John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts to perform Shakespeare's Julius Caesar with Senator McCain as Brutus

Additional to this central role going to Mr. McCain, the part of Cassius will be undertaken by Senator Graham, according to breaking news. Caesar himself will be performed by Alex Baldwin, renowned for his satirical reprise of Mr. Trump on Saturda...
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Funny story: King Tweet and his courtiers to enter collective therapy in aircraft carrier commanded by General Mattis

King Tweet and his courtiers to enter collective therapy in aircraft carrier commanded by General Mattis

Stressed after two weeks of hectic executive ordering, Mr. Trump and his entourage will take a break aboard the USS Blue Note, with Mad Dog assuming the helm. General Mattis is reported as having opted out of the therapy, which will take place bel...
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Funny story: US intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award

US intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award

Last evening Mr. Clapper, Mr. Comey, and Mr. Brennan accepted The ASFD's (Academy of Science and Forensic Duty) most distinguished award. The Bird Blossom Award last appeared in 2003 following Mr. Bush's work on discovering WMD (weapons of mass de...
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Funny story: Senators McCain and Graham perform Russia-themed duet as ballerinas to packed house

Senators McCain and Graham perform Russia-themed duet as ballerinas to packed house

The Bijou Theater and Playhouse in the nation's capital reported a sold-out audience last evening eager to applaud the senators' performance (some audience also danced in the aisles). The event celebrated and commemorated Friday's intelligence rep...
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Funny story: The sound of uh huh uh huh uh huh accompanying themrussians themrussians analysis

The sound of uh huh uh huh uh huh accompanying themrussians themrussians analysis

Today electors meet to confirm the winner of the 2016 presidential election--or will they? The latest: Mr. Podesta states Mr. Putin is responsible with his sinister, if not evil, actions to turn Mr. Trump into a "lapdog." Why? Beyond interferen...
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Funny story: Art of the deal to be renamed fart of the deal

Art of the deal to be renamed fart of the deal

Due to the numerous winds swirling around the president-elect, his renowned study of how to succeed in business may get another title. Encouraged by a recent internet meme on this possibility, The Fart of the Deal could become a companion piece to...
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Funny story: New Spoof team BustYourProp will join Kremlin propaganda sniffing

New Spoof team BustYourProp will join Kremlin propaganda sniffing

Spoof Investigations will immediately aid The Washington Post and its research tool PropOrNot in surfacing Russian propaganda throughout the US. Our own BustYourProp team is now fully operational and scouring the country for fake news. WAPO ma...
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Funny story: Swedish prosecutor sends Valerie Thighborg to London to summarize the Assange case

Swedish prosecutor sends Valerie Thighborg to London to summarize the Assange case

A new update on the Assange case is again rising to the surface. Ms. Valerie Thighborg, who has visited Mr. Assange twice previously (reported in these pages) has returned to Ecuador's London embassy to review Mr. Assange's current interrogation.
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Funny story: Amurexit from NAFTA TPP Wall Street and Global Policeman

Amurexit from NAFTA TPP Wall Street and Global Policeman

Despite the continuing wailing and tears and gnashing of teeth from angry Hillary supporters, the Trump Party is officially the winner of the 2016 presidential election. Foremost now in all the post-election sound and fury is the new United States...
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Funny story: Backbone rebuilding surgery and diplomatic pouch protection products emerging after Trump victory

Backbone rebuilding surgery and diplomatic pouch protection products emerging after Trump victory

A variety of new products has swiftly emerged following Mr. Trump's victory and are smoothing the way into the new presidency. Medical experts have been concerned about candidates with the "nothing there" syndrome on repeated backbone tests. Th...
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Funny story: Satellite photos show fecal tornado the size of continental US re FBI and Clinton

Satellite photos show fecal tornado the size of continental US re FBI and Clinton

Photographs released today from outer space show a monstrous cloud of dung hovering over the United States. Pundits theorize the nitty-gritty of this fecal storm comes down to problems between FBI Director James Comey and the Hillary Clinton campa...
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Funny story: Trump celebrates Hillary's weiner problems but would downplay in a quid pro quo over his own

Trump celebrates Hillary's weiner problems but would downplay in a quid pro quo over his own

Mere days from the national election, Mr. Trump's forces are heartened by FBI Director Comey's intent to re-open the Hillary Clinton email case. An anonymous spokesperson from Mr. Comey's office says this decision has nothing to do with a current...
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Funny story: Dakota pipeline company tells justice department to FO plus offers study seminars on the oil business

Dakota pipeline company tells justice department to FO plus offers study seminars on the oil business

Clearing away DAPL protesters from a pipeline route across the twin Dakota states, Energy Transfer Partners oil company has indicated a resounding FO to the justice department. The company is owned by prominent world banks and has financial connec...
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Funny story: Secretary Carter to enter therapy over national guard veterans fiasco plus delirium over middle east

Secretary Carter to enter therapy over national guard veterans fiasco plus delirium over middle east

Spoof Investigations has just learned that the requirement US veterans pay back bonuses, given by mistake, has been suspended by Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter. Mr. Carter has also been ordered into "therapy" by CIC Mr. Obama due to this probl...
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Funny story: Dead people joining protest movements and voter lines

Dead people joining protest movements and voter lines

New studies indicate large numbers of dead people are lining up to vote across the country in advance of November 8. Nigel J. Provender, president of CWS (Cadavers With Soul), is in one of these lines. He reveals that Mr. Trump's claim dead peo...
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Funny story: Both candidates collapse following debate 3 rushed to medical facility

Both candidates collapse following debate 3 rushed to medical facility

Spoof Investigations has just learned that directly following last night's debates the presidential candidates turned pale and in need of emergency services. FOX News insists the presence of their "shamans" backstage can not be held responsible fo...
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Funny story: University of Perception Management releases new studies on Election Trash and State of the Onion

University of Perception Management releases new studies on Election Trash and State of the Onion

The University of Perception Management has just released results of a massive study on "the state of smoke and trash" in the 2016 election. UPM originated in 2003 when the Bush administration demonized and invaded Iraq via claims of non-existent...
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Trump Stops Lieing Supporters Confused

Donald Trump today held and impromptu News Conference making complete and total sense, giving intelligible complete answers. Unfortunately no news media was present and there no witnesses.
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