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Funny story:  Rockets rockets everywhere and not a time to think

Rockets rockets everywhere and not a time to think

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's attack on the Gaza Strip is located inside a just and merciful response to Hamas rockets, echoed by President Obama's, "No country on Earth would tolerate missiles raining down on its citizens from outside its bord...
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Funny story:  Blame Russia and Putin (BRAP) Day to become annual rite and special holiday like July 4

Blame Russia and Putin (BRAP) Day to become annual rite and special holiday like July 4

A new movement for a special day of celebration is popular with the President, backed by Senator McCain, with enthusiasm showing in the mainstream press. The Blame Russia and Putin Day, or BRAP Day, is gathering steam. A summer day, probably in...
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Funny story:  Statue of Liberty to be replaced with new structure that looks like a New York police officer

Statue of Liberty to be replaced with new structure that looks like a New York police officer

Spearheaded by Senator John McCain, a new bipartisan movement inside the Congress is working toward tearing down and replacing the Statue of Liberty. So far no one in the government has raised any objections, with the President himself saying, "We...
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Funny story:  President contracts new misspeaking disease is rushed to Mt. Sinai Hospital

President contracts new misspeaking disease is rushed to Mt. Sinai Hospital

Doctors at Mt. Sinai Hospital are not yet clear on a peculiar new disease affecting the President, where he is temporarily hospitalized. The problem emerged directly after his return from a retreat at Camp David where he spent solitary time ponde...
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Funny story:  Netanyahu wins FOX news decency award

Netanyahu wins FOX news decency award

FOX news has just announced Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as winner of its Summer 2014 annual decency award. Ceremonies will be held at FOX News headquarters in New York City and attended by President Obama and other dignitaries. P...
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Funny story:  Rock hits Netanyahu limo he calls in air strikes and tanks

Rock hits Netanyahu limo he calls in air strikes and tanks

The office of Prime Minister Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu has explained obliteration of four twelve year old Palestinian boys yesterday was due to a likely connection to Hamas rockets buried nearby. According to witnesses the boys were playing near t...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton secretly enters Iraq to assess ISIS and begin pre-presidential negotiations

Hillary Clinton secretly enters Iraq to assess ISIS and begin pre-presidential negotiations

In burqa and nijab, with her signature dark wraparounds, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton recently entered Iraq as part of her presidential campaign. No simple drop in and out with flak jacket, HRC slipped into Iraq and drove north from Bagh...
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Funny story:  Supreme court decision money speaks with first amendment rights and personhood affects whistleblowers

Supreme court decision money speaks with first amendment rights and personhood affects whistleblowers

Today's Supreme Court decision, that money (as with "money speaks") is entitled to first amendment protection and the rights of personhood, has again been hailed with the word "freeeedomm!" on conservative twitter sites. This new "money speaks" de...
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Funny story:  Don't Do Stupid Sh*t party steps forward to challenge duopoly

Don't Do Stupid Sh*t party steps forward to challenge duopoly

The new DDSS party, inspired direct from President Obama's name for his foreign policy, the "Don't Do Stupid Sh*t" policy, is set for a two year run to take the Presidency. It emphasizes program, not personality. A founding principle begins: "We h...
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Funny story:  Obama calls on Hillary for support with review of don't do stupid sh*t policy to traveling press corps aboard Air Force One

Obama calls on Hillary for support with review of don't do stupid sh*t policy to traveling press corps aboard Air Force One

President Obama is once again aboard Air Force One giving the traveling press corps updates on his DDSS (don't do stupid sh*t) foreign policy. The world well remembers the formulation of this policy, aboard his jet, on the President's trip to Asia...
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Funny story:  US sending 500 million down the rathole of Syria to carefully vetted rebels at various sign-up stations directed by Mr. Kerry

US sending 500 million down the rathole of Syria to carefully vetted rebels at various sign-up stations directed by Mr. Kerry

President Obama and his State Department are insisting there is no contradiction whatever between supporting Sunni rebels in Syria and fighting them in Iraq. The key safeguard is the "careful vetting." As Mr. Kerry has shown repeatedly, the US...
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Funny story:  Egypt's al-Sisi bites Kerry's ear

Egypt's al-Sisi bites Kerry's ear

Egypt's president, Abdel Fatah al-Sisi, is claiming his recent response to Mr. Kerry's ear was inspired by world cup soccer player Luis Suarez, and "couldn't be avoided." After the recent verdict concerning the Al Jazeera journalists, Mr. Kerry, w...
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Funny story:  Cheney on the couch in delirium over Iraq with Reagan-uh Megyn-his new psychoanalyst

Cheney on the couch in delirium over Iraq with Reagan-uh Megyn-his new psychoanalyst

Following a recent FOX news interview with Megyn Kelly, Richard Cheney has been reported seeking his psychoanalyst's couch during an attack of "nostalgia hysteria." Coincidentally, Mr. Cheney's psychoanalyst is also named Megyn (last name withheld...
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Funny story:  Richard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks

Richard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks

According to Mr. Cheney's office, a request has been made to Governor Rick Perry, and the state of Texas, for land to be set aside as a special memorial park dedicated to the 2003 war in Iraq. Mr. George W. Bush, now a resident of Texas, has added...
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Funny story:  Not true Washington deploying ancient strategy: "The enemy of my enemy is my enema"

Not true Washington deploying ancient strategy: "The enemy of my enemy is my enema"

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest has reiterated that there is no substance whatever to the notion Mr. Obama was overheard saying, "The enemy of my enemy is my enema," on his way to a White House comfort room. However, wily advisors such as...
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Funny story:  Tony "You know, George, whatever you decide to do, I'm with you" Blair confesses childhood snorting trauma led to prophetical powers

Tony "You know, George, whatever you decide to do, I'm with you" Blair confesses childhood snorting trauma led to prophetical powers

Just today Mr. Blair's office has released further background on his current essay "We didn't cause the crisis," and the 03 decision to attack Iraq as partner with George W. Bush. Apparently during childhood Mr. Blair had a formative experience wh...
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Funny story:  The Maliki must stay policy in Iraq no contradiction to the Assad must go policy in Syria

The Maliki must stay policy in Iraq no contradiction to the Assad must go policy in Syria

White House and State Department officials are claiming no contradictions in a rush to support Mr. Maliki as leader of Iraq. Maliki must definitely stay, according to everyone in Washington with a view on the matter, starting with not-yet-announce...
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Funny story:  Obama snubs Putin at Club Mephistopheles but no duel yet

Obama snubs Putin at Club Mephistopheles but no duel yet

As the world well knows, Mr. Obama has been so annoyed with the President of Russia that Mr. Hollande was forced to host separate dinners. However, both these leaders are fond of Club Mephistopheles, a night club with branches in all major cities,...
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