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Funny story: ISIS leader commits self-immolation to initiate new beheading program throughout jihadis across the middle east

ISIS leader commits self-immolation to initiate new beheading program throughout jihadis across the middle east

In a surprising new development, Mr. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State (aka IS/ISIS) has come forth with a program titled "put a sack in your sacrifice" aimed at jihadis waging holy war across the region. This has involved a maneuver in th...
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Funny story: Mr. Boehner explains XL pipeline

Mr. Boehner explains XL pipeline

Speaker of the House Mr. Boehner has shown some impatience with the Senate in refusing approval of the XL pipeline program. The controversy will return in January with the new Republican majorities in Congress, leaving a possible veto by President...
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Funny story: ISIS Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi holds secret meeting in Mosul to consider new avenues on to the world stage

ISIS Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi holds secret meeting in Mosul to consider new avenues on to the world stage

In a stunning development that bodes well for world peace as we approach this Christmas time, world famous football team Manchester United has revealed a recruiting drive aimed at Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, head of ISIS. A representative of Manchester...
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Funny story: Sweden intel utilizes full resources on mystery submarine with spectators, waders, and bottom chasers

Sweden intel utilizes full resources on mystery submarine with spectators, waders, and bottom chasers

Sweden's hunt for its mystery submarine turned virulent today with reports the mini-submarine may have been an experimental fish launched from an Iceland or Denmark laboratory. This fish is an underwater midget marine laboratory for examining sea...
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Funny story: Barrie and Vlad get down over flaming duck in Beijing restaurant

Barrie and Vlad get down over flaming duck in Beijing restaurant

Spokespersons for both Mr. Obama and Mr. Putin have "cleared the air" that there is no new odor of disagreement between the two nations. Last night both joined China's President Xi Jinping at The Flaming Canard Orientale Restaurant in Beijing, on...
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Funny story: GOP celebrates control of congress for the next two years with never-saw-a-war-they-didn't-like policies

GOP celebrates control of congress for the next two years with never-saw-a-war-they-didn't-like policies

Eager to get to it, Republicans are already holding planning meetings on how to expand the nation's wars. Come January they will be in position to move their committees toward war for the new year, buttressed with the thinking of President George...
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Funny story: ISIS expands oil business to include gas stations with cafes plus religious services at the barbecue out back

ISIS expands oil business to include gas stations with cafes plus religious services at the barbecue out back

Current reports indicate ISIS is not only looking for managers for its oil refineries, with a $225,000 annual salary, but also establishing a chain of gas stations across the middle east. The name CALron is being considered, inspired by Chevron,...
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Funny story: New products for Ebola scare proposed plus additional restrictions and theories

New products for Ebola scare proposed plus additional restrictions and theories

A new company named KRAP Inc. has stepped forward to take action in the Ebola crisis. KRAP Inc. (Kaci Risks and Preventions) maintains it is responding in the spirit of Salem in the 1690's, Senator McCarthy in the 1950's, and the anthrax scare on...
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Funny story: Sweden sends female prosecutor to question Assange she disappears into his room for two hours

Sweden sends female prosecutor to question Assange she disappears into his room for two hours

The prosecutor's office in Sweden has finally sent a representative to question Julian Assange in Ecuador's London embassy. This assistant prosecutor is Ms. Valerie Thighborg, 29, brunette, slender, wearing Madame Orientale rouge lipstick, and att...
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Funny story: Bibi and Barry to settle "chickensh*t" controversy with duel using Glock pistols and other paraphernalia

Bibi and Barry to settle "chickensh*t" controversy with duel using Glock pistols and other paraphernalia

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and President Barack Obama have decided to settle recent differences, and the spat over Mr. Netanyahu being called "chickensh*t," at the firing range. This contest is becoming known as "the grassy knoll" duel ser...
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Funny story: Turkey answers Cantlie video with new hostage reporter on the Kobani border

Turkey answers Cantlie video with new hostage reporter on the Kobani border

The startling John Cantlie video from Kobani just posted by ISIS has been answered from across the border in Turkey by a new video featuring a reporter named Clarence Willnotlie. Analysts suspect this new "reporter" may not be a hostage under any...
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Funny story: Denial of service Spoof attacker found, gives sordid confession

Denial of service Spoof attacker found, gives sordid confession

Investigation has revealed the DOS or denial of service attacks recently experienced by The Spoof were the work of an international gang named FECAL. This acronym stands for frequent efforts to collude against levity, the group's "mission," leadin...
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Funny story: Netanyahu given 29 standing ovations by Congress at "It's Not Our Fault" ceremonies

Netanyahu given 29 standing ovations by Congress at "It's Not Our Fault" ceremonies

Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel has delivered a special address to the US Congress yesterday, along the theme of "Carnage in the Gaza Strip is regrettable, but not our fault." He was then recipient of the "It's Not Our Fault" award. A second...
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Funny story: Rockets rockets everywhere and not a time to think

Rockets rockets everywhere and not a time to think

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's attack on the Gaza Strip is located inside a just and merciful response to Hamas rockets, echoed by President Obama's, "No country on Earth would tolerate missiles raining down on its citizens from outside its bord...
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Funny story: Blame Russia and Putin (BRAP) Day to become annual rite and special holiday like July 4

Blame Russia and Putin (BRAP) Day to become annual rite and special holiday like July 4

A new movement for a special day of celebration is popular with the President, backed by Senator McCain, with enthusiasm showing in the mainstream press. The Blame Russia and Putin Day, or BRAP Day, is gathering steam. A summer day, probably in...
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Funny story: Statue of Liberty to be replaced with new structure that looks like a New York police officer

Statue of Liberty to be replaced with new structure that looks like a New York police officer

Spearheaded by Senator John McCain, a new bipartisan movement inside the Congress is working toward tearing down and replacing the Statue of Liberty. So far no one in the government has raised any objections, with the President himself saying, "We...
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Funny story: President contracts new misspeaking disease is rushed to Mt. Sinai Hospital

President contracts new misspeaking disease is rushed to Mt. Sinai Hospital

Doctors at Mt. Sinai Hospital are not yet clear on a peculiar new disease affecting the President, where he is temporarily hospitalized. The problem emerged directly after his return from a retreat at Camp David where he spent solitary time ponde...
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Funny story: Netanyahu wins FOX news decency award

Netanyahu wins FOX news decency award

FOX news has just announced Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as winner of its Summer 2014 annual decency award. Ceremonies will be held at FOX News headquarters in New York City and attended by President Obama and other dignitaries. P...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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