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Funny story: Surveys show US electorate ready for military coup and search for "a real leader"

Surveys show US electorate ready for military coup and search for "a real leader"

Exhaustive spoof surveys show the mood of the public is basically at "fed up" with the current presidential candidates. Which candidate is actually the WORST indicates a dead heat. On "the lesser evil" question, Mr. Trump scored as many points...
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Funny story: Large toy Elephant built for GOP convention malfunctions and may not be ready in time

Large toy Elephant built for GOP convention malfunctions and may not be ready in time

A Host Committee representative for next week's GOP convention in Cleveland has indicated problems with upcoming ceremonies. The concept is brilliant, he explained, somewhat as with the old idea of the Trojan Horse, in which a large toy Elephant w...
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Funny story: The Berneesta merging with Hillary Rodham Clinton leads to gag order at the Democratic National Convention

The Berneesta merging with Hillary Rodham Clinton leads to gag order at the Democratic National Convention

Yesterday, Mr. Sanders announced his endorsement of Ms. Clinton while she stood to one side clapping her hands and nodding, as one observer put it, "ad nauseum." Directly following, officials for the upcoming Democratic National Convention in Phi...
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Funny story: Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI

Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI

In breaking news yesterday, FBI Director James Comey has cleared Ms. Clinton of nothing more than "extreme carelessness" in compromising national security with her private email server. That she also misled investigators and the country in denying...
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Funny story: Brexit moving quickly toward nexit, hexit, and feckit as financiers scramble for the too big to fail handbook

Brexit moving quickly toward nexit, hexit, and feckit as financiers scramble for the too big to fail handbook

Brexit's financial fall out explained in brief is the monkey lost his stash out of his jungle nest and let out a moan fit to get everybody's teeth grinding. It is unfortunate, of course, when the clientele suddenly disappears and all that potentia...
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Funny story: Hillary super delegates hold news conference to dangle Mr. Butter Smooth

Hillary super delegates hold news conference to dangle Mr. Butter Smooth

Hillary Clinton's recent victories put her at 2,184 delegates, 198 short of the required 2,382 to win the nomination. Sanders has 1,804 at 578 short. That Clinton has "won the nomination" depends on the votes of her additional 571 super delegat...
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Funny story: Trump denies California drought wins MPPC award and extra doughnuts for his next rally

Trump denies California drought wins MPPC award and extra doughnuts for his next rally

Mr. Trump's award from Washington's prestigious IDD (Institute for Distortion and Delusion) comes as no surprise for this year. Mr. Trump easily carried the vote for The Most Popular Political Circus Award, with outstanding merit for sedulously ba...
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Funny story: Massive rock named "the Lewandowsky" strikes Jupiter plus other developments in outer space

Massive rock named "the Lewandowsky" strikes Jupiter plus other developments in outer space

Scientists have named the massive rock that struck Jupiter last Monday "The Lewandowsky," after Donald Trump's campaign manager. At this time Mr. Lewandowsky has been charged with assault on reporter Michelle Fields, and there is some scientific i...
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Funny story: Trump anger management program backfires

Trump anger management program backfires

Presidential candidate Donald Trump has moved on strongly with his anger management program, including a new line of WSP tee shirts, black on white. Campaign directors explained that yes there is a lot of anger and it needs to be channeled for Tru...
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Funny story: Spoof reporter unearths transcripts of Hillary Clinton speeches to Goldman Sachs and how she earned the money

Spoof reporter unearths transcripts of Hillary Clinton speeches to Goldman Sachs and how she earned the money

In recent dazzling investigative work, Spoof reporting is able to finally bring out the contents of Hillary Clinton's controversial speeches to Goldman Sachs. These speeches occurred as part of her early campaign to win the Democratic nomination f...
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Funny story: Trump announces plans to be world leader and how he will instruct the globe to behave

Trump announces plans to be world leader and how he will instruct the globe to behave

Last night in a news conference, Mr. Trump laid out his vision for his coming global leadership and how to improve world affairs. He made it plain his notions for world order would brook no nonsense to his instructions as leader of "the greatest c...
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Funny story: UK Secretary Hammond comments further on Julian Assange

UK Secretary Hammond comments further on Julian Assange

Amidst the hurly burly of the nightclub 10 Downing Street Tomorrow in downtown London, UK Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond has offered more viewpoints on Mr. Assange's case to enquiring journalists. During the interview the Secretary tapped his fi...
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Funny story: Trump and Sarah Palin talk cabinet positions in Iowa diner

Trump and Sarah Palin talk cabinet positions in Iowa diner

Last night Mr. Trump and Sarah Palin met at Royal Star Super Burger, an Iowa diner, and the event turned into a campaign rally. Hunkered down with super burgers, macaroni and cheese, plus diet Pepsis all was going quietly until somebody yelled: "P...
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Funny story: Oregon cowboys to open Malheur Refuge to a McDonalds, rodeo, and drive-in movie

Oregon cowboys to open Malheur Refuge to a McDonalds, rodeo, and drive-in movie

Moving right along as soon as the media spotlight faded, the cowboys at Malheur ("bad hour"/aka "bad luck") Refuge, have torn down federal fence to install a gate to allow ranchers onto federal land. The question What Next? hangs heavy, according...
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Funny story: Collapse of Trump's campaign compared to the sound of the longest flatulence on record

Collapse of Trump's campaign compared to the sound of the longest flatulence on record

As is well known in science hot air rises, but it also accumulates interiorly as a nation responds to candidates in the US 2016 presidential election. The sensation of this election season has been the way two mavericks have taken center stage in...
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Funny story: Affluenza studies to include buckteria, greedoscopy, and the psychohath

Affluenza studies to include buckteria, greedoscopy, and the psychohath

Recent attention to "affluenza," also known as "sudden wealth syndrome," has brought forward Philip "Filith" Von Lucre, formerly very wealthy but now transformed to humble student of the disease. Mr. Von Lucre descended from the families of Madiso...
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Funny story: Trump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house

Trump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house

Mrs. Clinton having finally said "Enough!" to Mr. Trump's comments led directly to her challenge to Mr. Trump "To come on out and let's see how tough you are!" A jammed in crowd with extra seating in the rafters and TV cameras from every angle ass...
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Funny story: Valerie Thighborg returns from Swedish prosecutor's office to question Julian Assange

Valerie Thighborg returns from Swedish prosecutor's office to question Julian Assange

Ecuador and Sweden have finally worked out details for a Swedish prosecutor to visit the embassy in London and question Mr. Assange. Accordingly, Ms. Valerie Thighborg has visited Mr. Assange for a second time (also see Spoof News Nov 1 014 same i...
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Donald Trump Abducted by ISIS

His captors have reportedly strapped him to a chair, Clockwork Orange style, and are forcing him to watch Speedy Gonzales, Machete, and Cheech & Chong, until he volunteers to cut his own throat.
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