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Funny story:  Christie Takes On Brown In Three Mile Race

Christie Takes On Brown In Three Mile Race

Two of the nation's governors, one Republican and one Democrat, have squared off for a grueling three mile race, followed by contests in push-ups and chin-ups. Governor Christie (R) of New Jersey was "only too pleased" to accept Governor Brown (D)...
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Funny story:  Bush And Blair Celebrate Tutu Recommendation

Bush And Blair Celebrate Tutu Recommendation

The world learned today that Archbishop Desmond Tutu has called for George W. Bush and Tony Blair to appear in the dock at the ICC (International Criminal Court). Earlier this year the Kuala Lumpur War Crimes Tribunal in Malaysia found Bush and C...
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Funny story:  Israeli Vice-Premier Scolds "Complicit" Word Re Iran War

Israeli Vice-Premier Scolds "Complicit" Word Re Iran War

Israel's Vice-Premier Moshe Ya'alon has slammed the US because top general General Martin Dempsey said the US would not be "complicit" in an attack by Israel on Iran. The word complicit suggests criminal activity, the Vice-Premier stated indignant...
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Funny story:  GOP Convention Run For New Malarkey "Not Fact-Checkers"

GOP Convention Run For New Malarkey "Not Fact-Checkers"

In keeping with high standards of intellectual guidance and decent politics for a global party, GOP representatives have wound up their convention with leaps and bounds upward in a new official language, quickly becoming known as New Malarkey And Ass...
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Funny story:  Just What Is Made Up On The "You Can't Just Make Stuff Up" Playboard?

Just What Is Made Up On The "You Can't Just Make Stuff Up" Playboard?

The USA is once again awash with stimulating brain materials to help analyze who should lead a nation devoted to "exceptionalism" and "dominant world power." The following questions reflect uncertainties in the citizenry, as to what is reliable v...
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Funny story:  Romney And Trump To Advocate Procto Seal At GOP Convention

Romney And Trump To Advocate Procto Seal At GOP Convention

Inspired by recent breaking news in anal-tattoing, it's now believed Donald Trump first advanced the idea of a national seal in that specific anatomical location--as a proof of citizenship. This seal (specially designed tattoo) will serve as a fi...
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Funny story:  GOP Insider: Lloyd Blankfein Will NOT Be Secretary of the Treasury

GOP Insider: Lloyd Blankfein Will NOT Be Secretary of the Treasury

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has disclosed to an anonymous source that he probably will not appoint Lloyd Blankfein to the office of Secretary of the Treasury. Blankfein is CEO of Goldman Sachs, one of the nation's most distinguished financial...
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Funny story:  GOP Expertise On The How-Dumb-Can-We-Be-And-Get-Away-With-It Index

GOP Expertise On The How-Dumb-Can-We-Be-And-Get-Away-With-It Index

Alarmed due to developments with Congressman Akin's recent comments on a woman's biological response to "legitimate" rape, GOP representatives are distancing themselves from Akin and suggesting he retire from politics. Stepping into the controversy w...
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Funny story:  UK Says Battering Ram Not Likely In Assange Case

UK Says Battering Ram Not Likely In Assange Case

UK officials insist they are not considering a battering ram against the front door of Ecuador's embassy in London, where Julian Assange's asylum has recently been extended to the country of Ecuador itself. It's important, UK officials say, to no...
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Funny story:  "War With Iran" Roadshow Ready For Tour

"War With Iran" Roadshow Ready For Tour

Not content with mere headlines, the Benjamin Netanyahu War-With-Iran-Roadshow is about to get underway. A contingent of drummers, buglers, and dancing dwarfs will parade on American streets beating out their music, using the key refrain, "War with I...
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