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Funny story: Massive rock named "the Lewandowsky" strikes Jupiter plus other developments in outer space

Massive rock named "the Lewandowsky" strikes Jupiter plus other developments in outer space

Scientists have named the massive rock that struck Jupiter last Monday "The Lewandowsky," after Donald Trump's campaign manager. At this time Mr. Lewandowsky has been charged with assault on reporter Michelle Fields, and there is some scientific i...
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Funny story: Trump anger management program backfires

Trump anger management program backfires

Presidential candidate Donald Trump has moved on strongly with his anger management program, including a new line of WSP tee shirts, black on white. Campaign directors explained that yes there is a lot of anger and it needs to be channeled for Tru...
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Funny story: Spoof reporter unearths transcripts of Hillary Clinton speeches to Goldman Sachs and how she earned the money

Spoof reporter unearths transcripts of Hillary Clinton speeches to Goldman Sachs and how she earned the money

In recent dazzling investigative work, Spoof reporting is able to finally bring out the contents of Hillary Clinton's controversial speeches to Goldman Sachs. These speeches occurred as part of her early campaign to win the Democratic nomination f...
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Funny story: Trump announces plans to be world leader and how he will instruct the globe to behave

Trump announces plans to be world leader and how he will instruct the globe to behave

Last night in a news conference, Mr. Trump laid out his vision for his coming global leadership and how to improve world affairs. He made it plain his notions for world order would brook no nonsense to his instructions as leader of "the greatest c...
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Funny story: UK Secretary Hammond comments further on Julian Assange

UK Secretary Hammond comments further on Julian Assange

Amidst the hurly burly of the nightclub 10 Downing Street Tomorrow in downtown London, UK Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond has offered more viewpoints on Mr. Assange's case to enquiring journalists. During the interview the Secretary tapped his fi...
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Funny story: Trump and Sarah Palin talk cabinet positions in Iowa diner

Trump and Sarah Palin talk cabinet positions in Iowa diner

Last night Mr. Trump and Sarah Palin met at Royal Star Super Burger, an Iowa diner, and the event turned into a campaign rally. Hunkered down with super burgers, macaroni and cheese, plus diet Pepsis all was going quietly until somebody yelled: "P...
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Funny story: Oregon cowboys to open Malheur Refuge to a McDonalds, rodeo, and drive-in movie

Oregon cowboys to open Malheur Refuge to a McDonalds, rodeo, and drive-in movie

Moving right along as soon as the media spotlight faded, the cowboys at Malheur ("bad hour"/aka "bad luck") Refuge, have torn down federal fence to install a gate to allow ranchers onto federal land. The question What Next? hangs heavy, according...
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Funny story: Collapse of Trump's campaign compared to the sound of the longest flatulence on record

Collapse of Trump's campaign compared to the sound of the longest flatulence on record

As is well known in science hot air rises, but it also accumulates interiorly as a nation responds to candidates in the US 2016 presidential election. The sensation of this election season has been the way two mavericks have taken center stage in...
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Funny story: Affluenza studies to include buckteria, greedoscopy, and the psychohath

Affluenza studies to include buckteria, greedoscopy, and the psychohath

Recent attention to "affluenza," also known as "sudden wealth syndrome," has brought forward Philip "Filith" Von Lucre, formerly very wealthy but now transformed to humble student of the disease. Mr. Von Lucre descended from the families of Madiso...
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Funny story: Trump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house

Trump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house

Mrs. Clinton having finally said "Enough!" to Mr. Trump's comments led directly to her challenge to Mr. Trump "To come on out and let's see how tough you are!" A jammed in crowd with extra seating in the rafters and TV cameras from every angle ass...
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Funny story: Valerie Thighborg returns from Swedish prosecutor's office to question Julian Assange

Valerie Thighborg returns from Swedish prosecutor's office to question Julian Assange

Ecuador and Sweden have finally worked out details for a Swedish prosecutor to visit the embassy in London and question Mr. Assange. Accordingly, Ms. Valerie Thighborg has visited Mr. Assange for a second time (also see Spoof News Nov 1 014 same i...
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Funny story: Putin vs Erdogan war of words escalates to showdown in downtown Baghdad at "Club Unspeakable"

Putin vs Erdogan war of words escalates to showdown in downtown Baghdad at "Club Unspeakable"

The imbroglio between Russia and Turkey over shooting down a Russian warplane and ISIS oil trade through Turkey has led to a decisive confrontation in downtown Baghdad. The meeting took place at a nightclub which translates to "Club Unspeakable" (...
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Funny story: White House Song and Dance Ensemble to perform the "Turkey is no turkey!" ballet at Christmas festivities

White House Song and Dance Ensemble to perform the "Turkey is no turkey!" ballet at Christmas festivities

Reports are emerging that Mr. Obama has been busy in his off hours in White House recreation rooms producing and directing the "Turkey is no turkey!" Christmas ballet. The upcoming ballet is designed for conviviality, joy, getting White House duck...
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Funny story: Doctors psychoanalyze Trump's slump plus Director of Inherently Nasty Chorale quits

Doctors psychoanalyze Trump's slump plus Director of Inherently Nasty Chorale quits

Insiders have insisted the Trump campaign is in trouble, due to his numbers dropping plus personal problems and defection of the Director of The Inherently Nasty Chorale. This Director, insisting on anonymity, stated that The Inherently Nasty Chor...
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Funny story: Reporters in disguise attend Trump strategy meeting featuring new ideas plus innovative bobblehead scheme

Reporters in disguise attend Trump strategy meeting featuring new ideas plus innovative bobblehead scheme

According to a team of CNN reporters who went deep undercover in a recent Trump strategy meeting, Mr. Trump is about to release a new round of pummeling blows meant to win the 2016 presidential election. These reporters, originators of the "better...
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Funny story: Phishers and scam artists hold meeting inside mountain cavern to decide new ploys and schemes to take to the public

Phishers and scam artists hold meeting inside mountain cavern to decide new ploys and schemes to take to the public

Breaking news from an undercover investigator posing as phishing artist who calls himself Yam Yam Fusillado indicates there was a large gathering of scam professionals this week. According to Mr. Fusillado, the group gathered for a semi-annual me...
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Funny story: Pentagon officials and war planners to be given holy grail award for their grasp of the ISIS attack in Paris with additional recognition to CNN, MSNBC, et al

Pentagon officials and war planners to be given holy grail award for their grasp of the ISIS attack in Paris with additional recognition to CNN, MSNBC, et al

Stunned by the quickness and acerbity of its grasp of cause-effect on the problem of ISIS, the US Pentagon and assorted MSM organizations have quickly been recognized and promoted for this year's "holy grail award" (the HGA). Due to widely broadc...
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Funny story: Secretary Carter further explains "challenges to international order" as with belligerence in Ukraine, Syria, plus other issues

Secretary Carter further explains "challenges to international order" as with belligerence in Ukraine, Syria, plus other issues

Defense Secretary Ashton Carter yesterday clarified his recent remarks that Russia and China are "challenging international order." The basic problem is failure to answer the question, "Who, after all, has been the world's policeman for the last...
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Obama in Hiroshima

Mr. President saying all the 'right' things.

"Death fell from the sky.", said he.

Never rains but it pours, eh?
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