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US reported mulling application of Khashoggi case to Assange

Funny story: US reported mulling application of Khashoggi case to Assange

Mr. Trump, concerned over an arms sales deal with Saudi Arabia worth $110billion, is being cautious over the Jamal Khashoggi case. An investigation with teeth in it could interrupt his friendship with the Saudis and affect arms deals down the road...

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FBI Report on Kavanaugh gets Sir Speedy Award for 'no-stone-unturned' investigation

Funny story: FBI Report on Kavanaugh gets Sir Speedy Award for 'no-stone-unturned' investigation

Ordered to further investigate Mr. Kavanaugh over a six day period, the FBI is now up for the Sir Speedy DDI (“due diligence investigation”) Award for 2018. The award is reputed for its “no-stone-unturned” and “no-keg-ignored” approach to Supreme...

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Suds ‘n duds op launders Kavanaugh

Funny story: Suds ‘n duds op launders Kavanaugh

With the FBI Investigation ending at any moment, analysts now believe Mr. Kavanaugh's confirmation to the Supreme Court can move right ahead. Given the limitations to the FBI, as with a time-limit of one week, the likelihood is: Candidate AOK.

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Trump’s brain removed in routine maintenance for lube and oil change plus size assessment

Funny story: Trump’s brain removed in routine maintenance for lube and oil change plus size assessment

Mr. Trump is currently at rest in a dark room at The White House with a bandana across his eyes. A crack team of scientists from MIT has quickly removed his brain and will replace it (some say) with application of krazy glue. The President fore...

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Nun steps forward from the old days to defend Judge Kavanaugh

Funny story: Nun steps forward from the old days to defend Judge Kavanaugh

Immediately following the Senate Judiciary Committee's confirmation of Mr. Kavanaugh, Senate investigators are urging caution. A new witness, Sister Rose, has appeared from the past, in support of Mr. Kavanaugh, and just in time for the complete...

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“What do you like to drink, Senator?” question turns into country-wide enquiry by concerned citizens

Funny story: “What do you like to drink, Senator?” question turns into country-wide enquiry by concerned citizens

Republican senators on the Senate Judiciary Committee have denied that Mr. Kavanaugh was sipping alcohol during the hearing Thursday. That is, with his periodic need to refresh his throat with what might have been water (Ms. Ford was sipping from...

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Judge Kavanaugh accused of expanding the classic “4 F’s” to “6 F’s”

Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh accused of expanding the classic “4 F’s” to “6 F’s”

Mr. Kavanaugh’s troubles continue to mount as this week new accusations have surfaced from a) a new female accuser and b) Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti. Mr. Avenatti, who also aspires to candidacy in the 2020 presidential election, claim...

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Sex doll brothel laundering jobs boost US employment

Funny story: Sex doll brothel laundering jobs boost US employment

A new industry has arisen to aid the nation’s unemployed, under-employed, and full-time employed who have only three part-time jobs. At this time, machine laundering in the sex doll brothel movement has not sufficiently developed, and humans are...

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Kavanaugh, Ford and others to undergo “I don’t remember” testing analysis re bio records at under twenty something

Funny story: Kavanaugh, Ford and others to undergo “I don’t remember” testing analysis re bio records at under twenty something

Chairman of the Judiciary Committee, Senator Grassley of Iowa, announced today that additional to testimony next week in the Kavanaugh affair, special memory testing procedures have been initiated. Not the same as lie detector testing, the new mem...

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Stormy Daniels on the President’s appendage in exclusive interview

Funny story: Stormy Daniels on the President’s appendage in exclusive interview

Investigators were able to speak to Ms. Daniels yesterday on revelations that may play a vital role in the upcoming midterm elections. That is,Ms. Daniels has declared there is some abnormality in the President’s physiology, possibly indicating he...

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Trump initiates lie detector testing plus water treatment in White House basement

Funny story: Trump initiates lie detector testing plus water treatment in White House basement

President Trump is aware that previous presidents, as with Mr. Obama, have used lie detector testing on staff. The President has also been in contact with newly appointed head of the CIA, Gina Haspel, on water boarding, as needed, in search of the...

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New York Times runs interview with anonymous op-ed author wearing mask in dark underground cellar

Funny story: New York Times runs interview with anonymous op-ed author wearing mask in dark underground cellar

Hard on the heels of Bob Woodward’s book Fear in the White House, the nation has once again been startled by insider views attacking the Trump administration. Echoing Woodward’s charges of incompetence, an anonymous op-ed appeared yesterday in The...

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WFFC reviews collusion blues and tap dance show with Skripal Chorale for the 2018 midterms

Funny story: WFFC reviews collusion blues and tap dance show with Skripal Chorale for the 2018 midterms

WFFC (World Federation of Fed Up Citizens) reps have come forward to evaluate the current roadshow out of Washington: “The Collusion Blues Festival.” This performance has been touring the globe on the theme Trump is controlled by Vladimir Putin, w...

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V-Beer takes off, warehouses bursting and a month’s delay on orders

Funny story: V-Beer takes off, warehouses bursting and a month’s delay on orders

The latest in 'tempting the taste buds' from the brewery department is now taking the country by storm--plus sweeping out across the globe. Take a look at the label of the next bottle of brew you purchase, with the comely maidens all over the labe...

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Mueller to indict Republican Party at large as colluding with Russia to steal the 2016 election

Funny story: Mueller to indict Republican Party at large as colluding with Russia to steal the 2016 election

Special counsel Robert Mueller is reported close to another indictment—of the entire Republican Party as well as Mr. Trump. The indictment will name every verifiable Republican-associated official and party representative in 2016. Republican v...

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WFFC reports Trump and Rouhani to square off in the desert Bolton and Pompeo in the corner

Funny story: WFFC reports Trump and Rouhani to square off in the desert Bolton and Pompeo in the corner

Following recommendations of the WFFC, which allies itself with the UN and the ICC, the leaders of these two disputing countries, Mr. Trump of the US, and Mr. Rouhani of Iran, have decided on personal resolution. The WFFC (World Federation of Fed...

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Brennan admitted to Age Reversal Clinic with pink uniforms and teddy bears

Funny story: Brennan admitted to Age Reversal Clinic with pink uniforms and teddy bears

Pioneered by Oscar J. Rankle some years ago, Age Reversal Therapy (ART) has developed a pivot switch in the human brain to reverse the aging process. Politics, biology, and cerebral engineering thus come together at this important time in America.

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Comey diagnosed with NDCR syndrome as doctors warn of new virus and spreading epidemic

Funny story: Comey diagnosed with NDCR syndrome as doctors warn of new virus and spreading epidemic

Former Director of the FBI James Comey has been hospitalized and isolated in a special care facility in Washington, D.C. He is diagnosed with a severe outbreak of the new virus NDCR, particularly virulent this summer. This facility remains cla...

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Breaking news…

Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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