As of August 31st of this year Detroit Michigan will be expelled from the United States and forced into exile. Government officials told us yesterday "Well come on. It's Detroit. Nobody wants Detroit."
With crimes rates in Motown being the highes...
Thomas Johnson, a resident of Bartlesville, OK, has decided to voice his opinion in light of the recent Huggies ad campaign depicting loving fathers easily taking care of their children, without the help and supervision of their wives.
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