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Funny story: Mob Bank Chief Raises Loan Sharking Rates to 35.5%

Mob Bank Chief Raises Loan Sharking Rates to 35.5%

Jersey City, NJ -- After two full days of meetings with representatives from the five major crime families, Central Mob Bank Chief Al Giorbilini has decided to raise interest rates on all loans by 5000 basis points to 35.5%.
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Funny story: U.S. Handover of Power in Iraq Assures Freedom and Security for Paul Bremer

U.S. Handover of Power in Iraq Assures Freedom and Security for Paul Bremer

"So long Suckers," says giddy former Administrator...
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Funny story: Gambino Family Rejects United Airlines' Loan Request

Gambino Family Rejects United Airlines' Loan Request

Gambino Family Rejects United Airlines' Loan Request...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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