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Funny story: Cows Close UK Supermarkets

Cows Close UK Supermarkets

Herds of well trained cows have stormed supermarkets and local government buildings in a bid to support the farmers' strike. A calculated and precise act of terrorism has prevented customers from purchasing milk. It has been alleged farmers have...
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Funny story: End of the Stretched Limo on British Streets

End of the Stretched Limo on British Streets

There is to be a major overhaul of limos and other stretched vehicles bringing an end to the presence of these luxuries to British streets. All limos are to be shipped back to USA. Parliament voted unanimously to return these vehicles to the Stat...
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Funny story: Mobile Networks to Stop Texting

Mobile Networks to Stop Texting

A new law has been invoked to persuade mobile users to speak rather than text. Medical professionals are frequently treating mobile users with Short Thumb Syndrome, a disease which eats away at texting thumbs. Doctor Sawyer of the University of La...
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Funny story: Budget Airline Boss to Reduce Border Control Queues

Budget Airline Boss to Reduce Border Control Queues

Irish budget airline mogul Mick O'Really is set to solve the UK border control crisis with his latest venture. His new 'Pay and Arrive' scheme is set to dramatically reduce queues at London's Heathrow airport this summer. Executive of Pay and Ar...
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Funny story: Olympic Security Problem Solved!

Olympic Security Problem Solved!

Ministers have denied there is to be a shortfall in security in the coming Olympic Games. They insisted this was an "oversight" and security is to be expected at full capacity. Brian Binns, MP for Heathrow and Gatwick said "I don't know what all...
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Funny story: Oil Slick Causes Chaos During The Tour de France

Oil Slick Causes Chaos During The Tour de France

Disruption in the middle of Stage 15 of The Tour de France as Olivier Arbre clumsily clattered off his one hundred year old bicycle, spilling the gallons of olive oil he had earlier collected from the press. When interviewed by passing Bradley Wi...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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