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Funny story:  Mothers and Fathers Day to be Scrapped for one 'Favourite Parent Day'

Mothers and Fathers Day to be Scrapped for one 'Favourite Parent Day'

The latest casualty of the worldwide, global, double dip, triple dip, sherbet dip recession, depression, financial compression, crisis, meltdown, age of austerity looks set to be the commemorative days of Mothers and Fathers Day. The two occasions ar...
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Funny story:  From Timbuktu to Transylvania to Neverland

From Timbuktu to Transylvania to Neverland

After the recent deployment of troops into Mali to counter Islamist rebels it has revealed a somewhat questionable grasp of geography and, more worryingly, reality among the general public. The Average Joe on the street and even Excellent John fo...
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Funny story:  Heaven in Administration as Pope Resigns

Heaven in Administration as Pope Resigns

It has been announced that the Pope is to resign, as the Afterlife proves it is not exempt from the global recession. God has called in the administrators and cutbacks are seen as inevitable. It is understood Pope Benedict offered his resignation...
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Funny story:  Falklands War! What is it good for? Economic Dominance thats what

Falklands War! What is it good for? Economic Dominance thats what

Argentina's Prime Minister Christina Gabriella Diego hey Macarena de Ashton Kirchner has again spoken out about the Falkland Islands by denouncing Britain as colonialists who unethically took the islands, in a reference to the British Empire colonist...
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Funny story:  Horsemeat Contaminated with Cow

Horsemeat Contaminated with Cow

A horse has been found with 60% beef in it. Which technically makes it a cow but the animal is very confused. It has raised concern over how many other horses are infact cows and therefore potentially contaminating our favourite foods. Consume...
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Funny story:  MP Huhne set to gain first-hand knowledge of Prison System

MP Huhne set to gain first-hand knowledge of Prison System

Liberal Democrat Chris Huhne is to resign after he was totally buuusted making a massive u-turn over a driving offence. Initially Huhne was adamant of his innocence, nobly arguing it was infact his then wife who had accrued the speeding points. H...
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Funny story:  Armstrong denies using Apology Enhancing Drugs

Armstrong denies using Apology Enhancing Drugs

Lance Armstrong has appeared on the Oprah Winfrey show to apologise for his performance enhancing drug use over seven seperate Tour de France titles. However he has since denied rumours that he was under the influence of drugs to make the apology.
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Funny story:  Kim Jong-Un responds to Spoof Story with Light-Hearted Missile Launch

Kim Jong-Un responds to Spoof Story with Light-Hearted Missile Launch

North Korean leader Kim-Jong Un has reacted to a satirical story about him by playfully sending a chilling threat to the world. American satirical website The Onion ran a spoof story about Kim Jong-Un being voted the sexiest man alive last month.
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Funny story:  Unrelenting Hoax-Call DJ's in Spoof Apology

Unrelenting Hoax-Call DJ's in Spoof Apology

The Australian DJ's whose prank call led to the death of a nurse have continued their spoofing antics with a tongue in cheek parody of an apology live on Australian TV. Mel Greig and Michael Christian once again displayed their convincing acting a...
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Funny story:  PFA Chief accused of Shifting the Goal-posts with Additional Netting proposal

PFA Chief accused of Shifting the Goal-posts with Additional Netting proposal

PFA Chief Gordon Taylor has been criticised for attempting to move the goalposts after he suggested the introduction of further nets around the pitch, in the wake of yesterdays dour Manchester derby. Glorified shop-steward Taylor suggested the rev...
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Funny story:  Olympic Stadium to take West Ham to next Level

Olympic Stadium to take West Ham to next Level

West Ham United have been awarded preferred bidder status for the Olympic stadium and are now to be known as Olympique Ham*. The Hammers have been given the green light to enter negotiations to acquire the stadium after they beat off stiff competi...
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Funny story:  Public Surprised that Wills "had it in him"

Public Surprised that Wills "had it in him"

As the glorious, unrelenting news of Kate Middleton's pregnancy sinks in, a sense of shock has emanated from sections of the public that William had the spunk for it. We took to the streets of somewhere that's not important to gauge the general feeli...
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Funny story:  Princess' Pregnancy Pissing off Paupers

Princess' Pregnancy Pissing off Paupers

As the joyous, wonderful, life-affirming and hugely significant news broke of the Duchess of Cambridge's pregnancy, it emerged soon after that the general public really could not give a flying fuck. Or a grounded one for that matter. Media coverag...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Deny bringing in Second Hopeless Manager to assist First one

Chelsea Deny bringing in Second Hopeless Manager to assist First one

Chelsea have moved quickly to deny rumours they are looking to bring Avram Grant back to the club to assist permanently interim boss Rafael Benitez. Reports suggest Roman Abramovich is keen on bringing the Israeli back to Stamford Bridge to bright...
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Funny story:  18-Month Inquiry and 2000-page Report into Poor Press standards calls for Better Press standards

18-Month Inquiry and 2000-page Report into Poor Press standards calls for Better Press standards

Lord Justice Leveson has concluded his inquiry and subsequent report into questionable Press standards, commemorated by the customary photograph of him standing statesman-like with the report under his arm. The Judge's report on the industry was c...
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Funny story:  Comedian takes over Bank of England

Comedian takes over Bank of England

It has been confirmed that a Comedian will replace Tubbs from the League of Gentlemen-lookalike Mervyn King as the Governor of the Bank of England. In a surprise move the Chancellor announced the unknown Comedian as the new head, before adding tha...
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Funny story:  SFA search for Miracle Worker

SFA search for Miracle Worker

Craig Levein's sacking as Scotland manager has set in motion the search for a new man to blame for an average group of players. As yet the SFA search has yielded, ironically enough, SFA. Gordon Strachan is the early frontrunner for the job and is...
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Funny story:  Robbie...something 'not relevant' for some Radio station

Robbie...something 'not relevant' for some Radio station

Has-been singer Robbie Williams has been branded a has-been by has-been radio station Radio 1 in what has been an eventful week for the has-been. In a move which is only twenty years too late and in the same week that one of their DJs read out a m...
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