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Funny story: Billy Crystal to be named new Palace Manager

Billy Crystal to be named new Palace Manager

Legendary American funnyman actor Billy Crystal is sensationally set to become the new boss of Premier League club Crystal Palace. It is believed the club wish to retain the recent tradition of loose symmetry between managers name and the club nam...
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Funny story: Welfare Caps to be Introduced

Welfare Caps to be Introduced

MP's have overwhelmingly voted in favour of introducing a Welfare Cap, starting from 2015. In a move proposed by the Chancellor in last weeks Budget, all recipients of Welfare benefits will be required, by law, to wear baseball-style caps. The...
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Funny story: Budget favourable to People with Bingo Wings

Budget favourable to People with Bingo Wings

Chancellor George Osborne has hailed his Budget as one for "makers, doers and savers...with bingo wings" after many measures made seemed to favour those with excess flesh around their upper arm area. The ability for those exhibiting surplus arm sk...
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Funny story: Shock as Actual Difference in Policy Announced

Shock as Actual Difference in Policy Announced

Labour leader and aardvark impersonator Ed Miliband has announced that the party will not offer a referendum on EU membership if they were to gain power, directly opposed to the current Governments promise of holding an In/Out referendum on the issue...
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Funny story: Osbourne Suffers Whiplash

Osbourne Suffers Whiplash

Chancellor of the not-only-English Exchequer George Osbourne has suffered a severe bout of whiplash, courtesy of his considerably hard neck. It is believed it ocurred when insisting that an Independent Scotland would not be allowed to use the Poun...
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Funny story: Daley Gay!

Daley Gay!

A British Olympic hero has bravely admitted to being in a relationship with another man. In what is described as 'coming out', Daley Thompson took to social media to announce that he is dating a man but that he also "still fancies girls". Thomp...
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Funny story: Bozo Bojo in Faux-Pas No-No

Bozo Bojo in Faux-Pas No-No

Boris Johnson's laissez faire approach to inequality and links to intelligence levels have been applauded by a group representing council estate dwellers who are keen to implement his theory in every sphere of life. The Mayor of London gave a spee...
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Funny story: David Cameron's Forehead to get its Own Sitcom

David Cameron's Forehead to get its Own Sitcom

It has been revealed that the Prime Ministers colossal Forehead is set to have its own television show. It is believed the move is designed to deter the Forehead from upstaging it's owner at all public appearances and political television shows an...
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Funny story: Brand Enlightens Paxman to Blatant Obvious

Brand Enlightens Paxman to Blatant Obvious

After his interview with comedian Russell Brand, heavyweight BBC political presenter Jeremey Paxman has undergone a startling transformation in the past week. In the Newsnight interview between the two Russell fireBrand called for revolution and a...
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Funny story: US planning Surgical Strikes on Angela Merkel's face

US planning Surgical Strikes on Angela Merkel's face

After their recent heroic depositions of evil tyrants Saddam Hussein and Colonel Gaddafi as well as Osama Bin Laden, our World Police Force are now turning their attention to the menacing spectre that is - Angela Merkel. The German 'Chancellor', o...
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Funny story: Little Twerp Twerks on Massive Twat

Little Twerp Twerks on Massive Twat

A singing prostitute has caused a stir by twerking on a man widely acknowledged to be an unmitigating twat. In a live performance at the once credible Video Music Awards Hannah Cyrus, or something, danced suggestively with some Thicke guy. Thi...
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Funny story: Conservative Conference : Prime Minister Fingers Balls

Conservative Conference : Prime Minister Fingers Balls

The last of the main three UK Political Party Conferences took place this week and with the sensational entertainment that followed it was less Conservative Conference and more Wild Get-Together. Like an orgy. In response to Labour's Ed Balls drop...
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Funny story: Labour Conference: Balls at root of PM's Tiny penis...jibe

Labour Conference: Balls at root of PM's Tiny penis...jibe

In a rousing, rapturous Labour Party conference where only three elderly members died, the shadow chancellor appeared a shadow of his current shadow self, until his startling observations brought the house down and lit up his rotund face. Ed Balls...
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Funny story: Rooney's Regret at Snubbing Original Hair Follicles

Rooney's Regret at Snubbing Original Hair Follicles

Wayne Rooney has spoken for the first time about the emotional decision to effectively give up on his original hair follicles and have a hair transplant. Speaking to upmarket newspaper The Completely-Dependent, the Manchester United player admitte...
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Funny story: Mothers and Fathers Day to be Scrapped for one 'Favourite Parent Day'

Mothers and Fathers Day to be Scrapped for one 'Favourite Parent Day'

The latest casualty of the worldwide, global, double dip, triple dip, sherbet dip recession, depression, financial compression, crisis, meltdown, age of austerity looks set to be the commemorative days of Mothers and Fathers Day. The two occasions ar...
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Funny story: From Timbuktu to Transylvania to Neverland

From Timbuktu to Transylvania to Neverland

After the recent deployment of troops into Mali to counter Islamist rebels it has revealed a somewhat questionable grasp of geography and, more worryingly, reality among the general public. The Average Joe on the street and even Excellent John fo...
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Funny story: Heaven in Administration as Pope Resigns

Heaven in Administration as Pope Resigns

It has been announced that the Pope is to resign, as the Afterlife proves it is not exempt from the global recession. God has called in the administrators and cutbacks are seen as inevitable. It is understood Pope Benedict offered his resignation...
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Funny story: Falklands War! What is it good for? Economic Dominance thats what

Falklands War! What is it good for? Economic Dominance thats what

Argentina's Prime Minister Christina Gabriella Diego hey Macarena de Ashton Kirchner has again spoken out about the Falkland Islands by denouncing Britain as colonialists who unethically took the islands, in a reference to the British Empire colonist...
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