The latest casualty of the worldwide, global, double dip, triple dip, sherbet dip recession, depression, financial compression, crisis, meltdown, age of austerity looks set to be the commemorative days of Mothers and Fathers Day. The two occasions ar...
After the recent deployment of troops into Mali to counter Islamist rebels it has revealed a somewhat questionable grasp of geography and, more worryingly, reality among the general public.
The Average Joe on the street and even Excellent John fo...
It has been announced that the Pope is to resign, as the Afterlife proves it is not exempt from the global recession.
God has called in the administrators and cutbacks are seen as inevitable. It is understood Pope Benedict offered his resignation...
Argentina's Prime Minister Christina Gabriella Diego hey Macarena de Ashton Kirchner has again spoken out about the Falkland Islands by denouncing Britain as colonialists who unethically took the islands, in a reference to the British Empire colonist...
A horse has been found with 60% beef in it. Which technically makes it a cow but the animal is very confused.
It has raised concern over how many other horses are infact cows and therefore potentially contaminating our favourite foods.
Consume...
Liberal Democrat Chris Huhne is to resign after he was totally buuusted making a massive u-turn over a driving offence.
Initially Huhne was adamant of his innocence, nobly arguing it was infact his then wife who had accrued the speeding points. H...
Lance Armstrong has appeared on the Oprah Winfrey show to apologise for his performance enhancing drug use over seven seperate Tour de France titles. However he has since denied rumours that he was under the influence of drugs to make the apology.
North Korean leader Kim-Jong Un has reacted to a satirical story about him by playfully sending a chilling threat to the world.
American satirical website The Onion ran a spoof story about Kim Jong-Un being voted the sexiest man alive last month.
The Australian DJ's whose prank call led to the death of a nurse have continued their spoofing antics with a tongue in cheek parody of an apology live on Australian TV.
Mel Greig and Michael Christian once again displayed their convincing acting a...
PFA Chief Gordon Taylor has been criticised for attempting to move the goalposts after he suggested the introduction of further nets around the pitch, in the wake of yesterdays dour Manchester derby.
Glorified shop-steward Taylor suggested the rev...
West Ham United have been awarded preferred bidder status for the Olympic stadium and are now to be known as Olympique Ham*.
The Hammers have been given the green light to enter negotiations to acquire the stadium after they beat off stiff competi...
As the glorious, unrelenting news of Kate Middleton's pregnancy sinks in, a sense of shock has emanated from sections of the public that William had the spunk for it. We took to the streets of somewhere that's not important to gauge the general feeli...
As the joyous, wonderful, life-affirming and hugely significant news broke of the Duchess of Cambridge's pregnancy, it emerged soon after that the general public really could not give a flying fuck. Or a grounded one for that matter.
Media coverag...
Chelsea have moved quickly to deny rumours they are looking to bring Avram Grant back to the club to assist permanently interim boss Rafael Benitez.
Reports suggest Roman Abramovich is keen on bringing the Israeli back to Stamford Bridge to bright...
Lord Justice Leveson has concluded his inquiry and subsequent report into questionable Press standards, commemorated by the customary photograph of him standing statesman-like with the report under his arm.
The Judge's report on the industry was c...
It has been confirmed that a Comedian will replace Tubbs from the League of Gentlemen-lookalike Mervyn King as the Governor of the Bank of England.
In a surprise move the Chancellor announced the unknown Comedian as the new head, before adding tha...
Craig Levein's sacking as Scotland manager has set in motion the search for a new man to blame for an average group of players. As yet the SFA search has yielded, ironically enough, SFA.
Gordon Strachan is the early frontrunner for the job and is...
Has-been singer Robbie Williams has been branded a has-been by has-been radio station Radio 1 in what has been an eventful week for the has-been.
In a move which is only twenty years too late and in the same week that one of their DJs read out a m...