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BBC Contemplates Piers Morgan as Last Man Standing to Purge 'festering bog pit?"

Funny story: BBC Contemplates Piers Morgan as Last Man Standing to Purge 'festering bog pit?"

Piers Moron just leaked in a Rolling Stone interview that he'd consider giving up his 'wildly' successful show in America to 'come home to roost' as head of the BBC. He was non committal when asked if he favoured Russell Brand to be the face of...

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Anderson Cooper 360? Newsreader spotted at Chick Fil-A with Robert Pattinson!

Funny story: Anderson Cooper 360? Newsreader spotted at Chick Fil-A with Robert Pattinson!

Following the devastation caused by respective long time partners caught in compromising lip locks, and some say more, Vanderbilt heiress Anderson Cooper, and Twilight Star Robert Pattinson were spotted commiserating over breakfast amidst a crowd of...

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Adding Up the Tab for Speaker Bercow's 'Dirty Weekend' Leaves Taxpayers Holding his Baggage!

Funny story: Adding Up the Tab for Speaker Bercow's 'Dirty Weekend' Leaves Taxpayers Holding his Baggage!

Financial expense questions continue as it can be revealed that Commons Speaker John Bercow spent hundreds of pounds rushing to a tryst with wife "Long Tall Sally' in her ill timed and ill fated efforts to appear on Big Brother! Speaker Berco...

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Julian Assange's Biggest Leak: Wets Himself and flees to Ecuadorian Embassy In Panic Pleading for Asylum!

Funny story: Julian Assange's Biggest Leak: Wets Himself and flees to Ecuadorian Embassy In Panic Pleading for Asylum!

The Australian cyber slut accused of leaking hundred's of thousands of confidential emails and sensitive government documents resulting in the untold misfortune and possibly death for hundreds of confidential government informants, and the embarrassm...

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Michelle Obama's Irish Roots Linked to Loathing of Mashed Potatoes & Mushy Peas!

Funny story: Michelle Obama's Irish Roots Linked to Loathing of Mashed Potatoes & Mushy Peas!

In recent genealogical revelations first lady Michelle Robinson Obama has been tied to an Irish immigrant named Andrew Shields who fought in the Revolutionary War after becoming a citizen of the slave owning state of Georgia. Exhausting investig...

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Justin Bieber channels Michael Jackson with crotch grab. Comes up empty handed!

Funny story: Justin Bieber channels Michael Jackson with crotch grab. Comes up empty handed!

In a vain attempt to usurp the title of "King Of Pop" from the late, lamented MJ, Justin Bieber was seen practicing the ever popular, ever revolting crotch grab dance step popularized by the great one himself. Justin's problem was that the pueril...

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It's That Time of Year! Bad Taste and the Gruesome Twosome Set to Return to Royal Ascot!

Funny story: It's That Time of Year! Bad Taste and the Gruesome Twosome Set to Return to Royal Ascot!

Odds makers are having a bit of fun again his year prior to the kickoff for the Royal Ascot setting the odds on what the Princess Uglies, Beatrice and Eugenie can do for a 'topper' after the Royal Wedding great hat fiasco! Millinery Mavens say the...

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Pension and Working Hour Issues Threaten Sex Workers Strike During Olympics!

Funny story: Pension and Working Hour Issues Threaten Sex Workers Strike During Olympics!

The Home Office has vowed to intercede in a pending work stoppage during the Olympics as the Sex Workers Union (SWU) has threatened a 'Lay Out' during the August Influx of cash carrying tourists for the gala event heralded as a 'boom to the econom...

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Not Again! 'No Child Left Behind' Issue Pops Up as Miriam Clegg Leaves DPM Behind as He Shops for new Dyson

Funny story: Not Again! 'No Child Left Behind' Issue Pops Up as Miriam Clegg Leaves DPM Behind as He Shops for new Dyson

Yet nother embarrassment for the Coalition as Spoof News stinger Aphrodite can now reveal that the haughty wife of Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg lost her patience whilst the DPM was shopping for a new vac at Harrods earlier this week, storming ou...

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HM Prison Services Swamped with Female Applications after Illicit Sex Allegations !

Funny story: HM Prison Services Swamped with Female Applications after Illicit Sex Allegations !

A spokesperson for Her Majesty's Prison Service says the office can't handle the recent inundation of requests by unemployed females for jobs following the conviction of female warder Zanib Khan, 27, found guilty of juggling at least 5 unseemly rela...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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