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CAIR Honchos to Convene Obamacare Death Panels

Funny story: CAIR Honchos to Convene Obamacare Death Panels

Omar Ahmad (CAIR President), Nihad Awad (CAIR Secretary & Treasurer), and Rafeeq Jaber (CAIR Vice President) and Ibrahim Hooper (Communications Director) were named to head the Obamacare Sunset panel, which is more commonly known as the Death Pan...

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Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon States The UN is Leaving The US

Funny story: Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon States The UN is Leaving The US

New York-- Today in New York, Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon held a press conference to discuss the status of the United Nations and how it is handling the crisis' plaguing the world. UNSYG Ki-Moon took to the podium and expr...

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Playboy Playmate of the Year 1960 Endorsing Bernie Sanders

Funny story: Playboy Playmate of the Year 1960 Endorsing Bernie Sanders

Ellen Stratton, age 73, was Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for its December 1959 issue. She was also the first Playmate of the Year for 1960 and she fully endorses Bernie Sanders for 2016. Ms. Stratton stated the reason for supporting Be...

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Westboro Baptist Church Leader Arrested in Sting Operation with Fake Al-Qaeda Recruiter

Funny story: Westboro Baptist Church Leader Arrested in Sting Operation with Fake Al-Qaeda Recruiter

Topeka, Kansas -- Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps was arrested in a Motel 6 hotel room in a sting operation that lasted over 13-months. In September 2011, members of the anti-terrorist unit within the FBI received information that Fred...

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Fees on Phone Bills Pay For $1.5 Billion Bill for Strippers to Contact their Dealers

Funny story: Fees on Phone Bills Pay For $1.5 Billion Bill for Strippers to Contact their Dealers

A program that provides subsidized phone service to low-income strippers has nearly doubled in size in Ohio in the past year - now covering more than a million strippers. But the size of the program in the state - and profits to the increasing nu...

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Why California shouldn't force porn stars to wear condoms

Funny story: Why California shouldn't force porn stars to wear condoms

Los Angeles --Today the California State Senate brought to the floor a bill that would require the Adult film industry actors to wear condoms. The reason for the bill, according to a state Senator who requested to remain anonymous, is to ensure that...

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President Obama Attempts to Sway Middle Aged Female Voters

Funny story: President Obama Attempts to Sway Middle Aged Female Voters

President Barack Obama sought to woo women voters at a taping of the daytime talk show "The View," by flirting with his wife and bearing gifts of sexual toys and candies for the hosts, but he could not escape tough questions on his and the First Lady...

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Black Panthers interview children about 'Obama Holocaust'

Funny story: Black Panthers interview children about 'Obama Holocaust'

In an astounding episode of Black Panther Radio on Sunday, actual school children were interviewed about Black Panther policies. The practice was to reinforce the need for a "Pan African University of Black Excellence" in America that the New Black...

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Westboro Baptist Church threatening to picket Hillary Clinton

Funny story: Westboro Baptist Church threatening to picket Hillary Clinton

Margie Phelps, daughter of the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church and spokesperson of the group, took to Twitter today to announce that the Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket a fundraiser in honor of Hillary Clinton. "Westboro will picket...

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UN Spokesperson Emperor Wang from Planet Porno Threatens Member Nations with Sex Ray

Funny story: UN Spokesperson Emperor Wang from Planet Porno Threatens Member Nations with Sex Ray

Prompting warnings of a "global governance" thrust, the United Nations spokesperson, Emperor Wang from Planet Porno, released a report Thursday proposing mechanisms including a global vibrator tax, lubrication transaction tax and an "Porn Actor's ta...

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Rainbow Society Event Raided by Leprechauns

Funny story: Rainbow Society Event Raided by Leprechauns

Today at a Rainbow Society fundraiser, participants were shocked and disgusted at the behavior of several little people calling themselves leprechauns. Event organizers stated that the event was to raise awareness of AIDS and HIV within the gay /...

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Porn Film Industry Searching for New Actors / Actresses.

Funny story: Porn Film Industry Searching for New Actors / Actresses.

Remember back in the day when you hid your "stag" films from your mom and dad? How about going to those bachelor parties and watching curvaceous babes popping out of cakes or stripping for the groom-to-be? Those were the good old days but guess what...

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Zombie Slam 2016---Get Your Tickets Now.. Presented by WWE

Funny story: Zombie Slam 2016---Get Your Tickets Now.. Presented by WWE

In keeping with the tradition of pay-per-view wrestling events, WWE has decided to give the fans what they wanted. This is an event unlike any other and will never be copied. All of your zombie favorites will be wrestling to their utter destruction a...

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Stories Too Defamatory

Funny story: Stories Too Defamatory

On CNN, a reporter was given his walking papers because he gave a report that his superiors thought was too defamatory to its subject matter. The reporter had been reporting on a woman naked eating ice cream in a CVS right after having an accident...

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Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women

Funny story: Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women

South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley and Alaska Governor Sara Palin have teamed up and issued a challenge for a beauty contest amongst Democrat and Republican Women. Contestants will vie for a coveted position in politics for their respective part...

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WWE Wrestling Introduces Zombie Wrestling

Funny story: WWE Wrestling Introduces Zombie Wrestling

WWE CEO and Chairman Vincent McMahon announced today that his company will be introducing a new category to his famous wrestling shows. The new category is Zombie Wrestling. Mr. McMahon said in a prepared statement, "For years we've been fighting...

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Zombies Asking For Food Stamps

Funny story: Zombies Asking For Food Stamps

Today world leaders have been barraged with complaints from Zombie United to give aid and comfort to underprivileged zombies. Zombies United conducted a world-wide survey of zombies walking the different countries and found that seven out of ten...

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The Divided States Of America

Funny story: The Divided States Of America

North America --In an effort to please the three major political parties, citizens have conducted a vote to split North America equally between the three parties. As a result, each party and all those citizens who support it will have approximately t...

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