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Downturn at Downton Abbey - Financial crisis can't even escape fictional historical drama

Funny story: Downturn at Downton Abbey - Financial crisis can't even escape fictional historical drama

Many viewers were shocked last Sunday at the appalling and unforeseen downturn that events took at Downton. Firstly, doctor to the knobs Sir Philip was called in as opposed to the family doctor to attend the delivery of the Granthams' first grandc...

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An Elephantine Tale of Woe

Funny story: An Elephantine Tale of Woe

It was reported recently that Schonbrunn Zoo in Vienna have artificially inseminated a pachyderm with frozen sperm from an African elephant. Sadly, the world seems to have forgotten.....it was 20 years ago today Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play...

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Mooning teenager falls through roof of bus stop

Funny story: Mooning teenager falls through roof of bus stop

17-year old Frank Spencer was mooning and jumping up and down on a bus stop roof last night when it gave way and he fell through. 20 stone compulsive eater Fanny Whale was waiting in the shelter at the time. Frank's friend Jack Ladd who was filmi...

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OMG - Simon Cowell's bush is shaped like his head

Funny story: OMG - Simon Cowell's bush is shaped like his head

Britain was reeling from the shock news this weekend that Simon Cowell's bush is shaped like his head. Topiarist to the stars Louie Spence said: "Yes it's true dahling, Simon asked me to shape his bush to look like his head. I was shocked at firs...

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Jesus Christ not another bloody superstar...the story so far

Funny story: Jesus Christ not another bloody superstar...the story so far

In-fighting and jealousy have marred ITV's new talentless show this week. The hostess - every schoolboy's wet dream - Amanda Holden - is still smarting from being usurped in Simon Cowell's affections by a dog and is showing that she is JUST a pret...

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What's Gone Wong At Wonga.com???

Funny story: What's Gone Wong At Wonga.com???

Insults were flying thick and fast on the set of Wonga.com today as directors Betty, Joyce and Earl were recording their latest advertisement. "Things were getting very heated between Betty and Joyce" said an insider who wished to remain anonymous...

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Horley Horror: Man's Face Stayed That Way When The Wind Changed

Funny story: Horley Horror: Man's Face Stayed That Way When The Wind Changed

Horley man, Mr Mann left his family and friends shocked and distraught on Wednesday when according to his wife he was in the garden demonstrating to the kids the traditional Maori "haka" when the wind suddenly changed and his face got stuck. Our r...

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VD Outbreak In Horley

Funny story: VD Outbreak In Horley

The little town of Horley (near Dorking but prettier than Dorking) in Surrey has recently experienced an outbreak of VD according to the monthly medical magazine for hypochondriacs - 'You Name It - I've Got It'. Dr. Brian Badcock at Horley Health...

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Lady GaGa - Wardrobe Malfunction or Bodily Function Malfunction?

Funny story: Lady GaGa - Wardrobe Malfunction or Bodily Function Malfunction?

Fans of Lady GaGa who attended the diva's latest concert tour at the Brighton Dome were shocked and/or amused to see a trail of toilet paper apparently coming from her ladyship's knickers as she mounted the stage last night. As the crowd left the...

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Poundshop Scam - Arrests Made

Funny story: Poundshop Scam - Arrests Made

Following newspaper reports that food items that had been nibbled by mice and had been re-packaged and sold on to the public by the poundshop in the tiny village of Mousehole in Cornwall was in shock today over the arrest of two of its most popular r...

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Topsy-Turvy Summer Weather - Mind Over Matter says Horley Woman

Funny story: Topsy-Turvy Summer Weather - Mind Over Matter says Horley Woman

Horley resident Anna Lee Retentive claims that the weather can be influenced by the power of thought. For example Anna claims that not once has she been caught in any of the recent downpours. "Take this week for instance" says Anna who works as c...

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