The 87-year-old former Conservative prime minister Lady Thatcher is in hospital after undergoing a minor operation and to the nation's consternation Baroness Thatcher's spokeswoman said she is doing "absolutely fine".
Many parliamentarians lined...
"I think they did it on purpose. They knew what it was and I should have guessed something was wrong when the shop girls started to snigger and point at me. They didn't warn me."
Speaking on condition of anonymity and asking to be referred to as...
In an attempt to instil some sanity back into his ailing football club's affairs, the League Managers Association has made an astonishing offer to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich. The association has offered the services of all its members on a month...
The nation was gripped by baby fever today as news was announced from Buckingham Palace that "Princess" Kate is suffering from extreme nausea and sickness. Media sycophants and lickspittles flooded the airwaves with the "glad tidings" causing Guardi...
In an article in today's Observer leading Tory figures including Lord Norman "On Yer Bike" Tebbit warn Prime Minister "Call Me Dave" Cameron to lose their "arrogant toffs" label.
It has been a tempestuous week for the party, having lost one of its...
British computer hacker Gary McKinnon will not be extradited to the US, Home Secretary Theresa May announced in the House of Commons today. Her decision was greeted by cat calls and expressions of disgust from the opposition benches.
Mr McKinnon...
A deal setting out terms for a Scottish independence referendum was signed today by Prime Minister David Cameron and First Minister Alex Salmond. The settlement followed months of hard negotiations in which Mr. Salmond was finally forced to accept w...
The wife of Australian opposition leader Tony Abbott has come out in defence of her husband who was labelled a misogynist by Prime Minister Julia Gillard in a forthright speech on Thursday.
Kylie Abbott said that she was "spitting blood" after hea...
UEFA chiefs spoke out against hacker attacks made on eastern European teams at Euro 2012 as in a series of concerted assaults unidentified hackers stole vowels from players' names in an attempt to sabotage TV commentaries.
A spokesman angrily stat...
Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife, Samantha, left his obnoxious brat in a pub after having a Sunday drink, Downing Street has confirmed. It said the incident had happened "a couple of months ago".
Baroness Warsi is reported to have spent a...
An elite team of Oxford and Cambridge scientists has come to a surprising conclusion about why the nation was grabbed by hysteria over the past few days: a combination of the transit of Venus and operations at CERN released a large number of the so-c...
An on-line campaign calling for HRH Kate to be artificially inseminated by an unknown donor has been called "disgusting and outrageous" by the Daily Mail and Tory MP's who are in turn campaigning to have the organisers incarcerated in the Tower of Lo...
He once confided to his minions that she is an "unfuckable lard-arse" but a more romantic side to former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has been revealed in a forthcoming magazine article.
Despite that much reported off the cuff insult,...
Prime Minister David Cameron emerged blinking from his Downing Street bunker today accompanied by a scowling chancellor George Osborne and a smirking Alastair Campbell, Tony Blair's former press secretary. He announced that Mr. Campbell would be res...
Politicians of all persuasions united today to condemn the wave of tabloid hysteria sweeping the country which had forced the organisers of "Gay for a Day" to abandon the event and seek police protection in a safehouse somewhere in Brighton.
It wa...
Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich today admitted defeat in his search for a decent manager for his ailing club.
The normally reticent Mr. Abramovich made a preliminary statement that he was able to speak today as had recently undergone a week's crash...
The government of Ukraine hit back at concerned critics today defending perceived racism and homophobia among its citizens as "harmless horseplay and banter".
At a hastily convened press conference for the international media intended as a damage...