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Funny story:  David Moyes Wasn't the 'Son of God'

David Moyes Wasn't the 'Son of God'

Although crucified by both press and players, it was revealed this morning that Moyes wasn't 'the chosen one'. Alex Ferguson had described the job of leading the 'Red Devils' as being as difficult as 'Moses parting the waves, or Noah building his...
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Funny story:  Close-Minded Man Not Even Willing To Hear Out Argument On Why Cardio Steals Your Gains

Close-Minded Man Not Even Willing To Hear Out Argument On Why Cardio Steals Your Gains

VENICE BEACH, CA-Gym bros of local resident Justin Fox are becoming tired of his refusal to see other viewpoints. They claim he is totally unwilling to hear out any reasons why doing cardio as a part of his regular work out routine is stealing all of...
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Funny story:  GOP Presidential Hopeful Thinks Earth May Be Flat

GOP Presidential Hopeful Thinks Earth May Be Flat

Presidential aspirant Senator Marco Rubio (R-Fl) responded recently to a question from GQ about the age of the earth: The Tea Party darling said, "I'm not a scientist, man. I can tell you what recorded history says, I can tell you what the Bible s...
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Funny story:  MicroGoo reveals latest wearable technology

MicroGoo reveals latest wearable technology

The international technology conglomerate MicroGoo have released their latest wearable technology this week, and it is sure to be the ultimate fashion accessory for hipsters everywhere. It is the internet monocle and it is the first ever single-eyed...
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Funny story:  Navy Projectile Flies 27 Times Speed of Sound

Navy Projectile Flies 27 Times Speed of Sound

The U.S. Navy's latest innovation comes in the form of a 23-pound projectile that can fly at twenty-seven times the speed of sound. It is launched from what is called a "rail gun." That's fast enough to travel from New York City's Empire State Bu...
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Funny story:  Jimmy Fallon Revealed To Be In Mid-Fifties

Jimmy Fallon Revealed To Be In Mid-Fifties

Last night, Jimmy Fallon made a joke that totally bombed. He was booed, during his monologue, when Fallon talked about the possible gender of Chelsea Clinton's baby. "If it's a girl, it will get some of Chelsea's old hand-me-downs. And if it's a...
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Funny story:  Kansas Legislature Considers Bill Requiring Bras On Dairy Cattle

Kansas Legislature Considers Bill Requiring Bras On Dairy Cattle

Topeka, KS (Kansas City Star) - The Kansas state House of Representatives is currently debating bill HB666 that would at its essence require all dairy cows in the state to wear a brassiere. The bill was introduced by Representative Prudence Uptight,...
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Funny story:  Brit soak's sudden pavement slip RIP...or was he pushed?

Brit soak's sudden pavement slip RIP...or was he pushed?

New York - Well oiled after attending a West 46th St club bash involving loads of booze UK travel writer and elephant obsessive Mark Shand has been reported dead this evening after a mishap involving some treacherous New York pavement slabs. Frie...
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Funny story:  Cardinal Dolan Arrested For Theft Of Contraceptives

Cardinal Dolan Arrested For Theft Of Contraceptives

In response to Cardinal Nolan's erroneously saying that contraceptives can be purchased at 7-11's and implying that they are available even to poor women, the National Coalition of American Nuns has established a Women's Health Center North of 100th...
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Funny story:  Cardinal Searches For Condoms At 7-11's

Cardinal Searches For Condoms At 7-11's

Sunday, On National Television, Cardinal Timothy Dolan of New York said, "Contraceptives, that are now widely available -- my Lord, all you have to do is walk into a 7-11 or any shop on any street in America and have access to them -- is that right...
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Funny story:  Ryan Giggs Eyeing Teenage Talent

Ryan Giggs Eyeing Teenage Talent

Temporary Manchester United manager Ryan Giggs is said to have his eye on a lot of teenage talent, according to reports from Manchester. Giggs is especially interested in 19 year old Kirsty Brown and 18 year old Kelly Goodwin, whom he met outside...
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Funny story:  Flo to Use Charm to 'Perk-Up' Obamacare

Flo to Use Charm to 'Perk-Up' Obamacare

Flo, the permanently perky face of Progressive Insurance, has been named new Secretary of Health and Human Services replacing outgoing HHS czar Kathleen Sebelius. President Obama made the announcement last night. The decision was a tough one and P...
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Funny story:  Manchester United Investigation - Purple Lizard People Cause of Not Winning

Manchester United Investigation - Purple Lizard People Cause of Not Winning

Manchester United's descent into mediocrity is due to a plague of purple lizard humanoids. David Ike, not to be confused with David Icke or David Moyes phoned the Spoof's Manchester United Crisis phone line this morning offering his services as co...
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Funny story:  Bakery delivery boy wins Tour De France

Bakery delivery boy wins Tour De France

A BAKERY delivery boy from Yorkshire has won the Tour De France two months before it is due to begin. Slowly pushing a bicycle up a hill to the tune of 'Going Home' from Dvorak's 9th Symphony, Peter Leyland passed the finish line in Harrogate as e...
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Funny story:  U.N. To Build Small Orbiting Planet

U.N. To Build Small Orbiting Planet

At first it was considered a wild rumor only. "We can't even get along here on the earth, how will we get together on one we build?" However, some of the things we are receiving from Edward Snowden shows that, for our own good, several major natio...
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Funny story:  Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

A spokesman for an unnamed multi-billionaire from Tawain has apparently agreed to pay specialists in Houston Space Center to build him and his family a safe, well-furnished self-supporting space station. "My boss has been watching our government g...
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Funny story:  Local Man Killed By Farts At Dog Races

Local Man Killed By Farts At Dog Races

A local man from Orlando, Florida has cashed in his chips, hit the big one. He was Harry Poltus but most people just called him Doug. No one knows why. Doug had been betting on the dog races all his life and had developed a system where he would w...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber: Looks to Me Like Everyone's Pregnant

Justin Bieber: Looks to Me Like Everyone's Pregnant

Justin Bieber had some friend over and we him paid well to take a mike recorder with him because we knew the Bieber was up to no good. "The grown-ups would all come over and they'd talk and drink and I got sent to bed but I always sneaked back. Us...
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When alarmed, Oprah Winfrey can swell up to five times her normal size. She was taught this by Dr. Oz.

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