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Funny story: Government to Help Workers Boost Earnings by Sending Them Text Messages

Government to Help Workers Boost Earnings by Sending Them Text Messages

Under new plans from The Department of Work and Pensions, part-time workers could receive monthly statements telling them how much better off they would be if they increased their hours. They could also be sent texts telling them that working mor...
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Funny story: Jobseeker's Allowance Now Paid in Biscuits

Jobseeker's Allowance Now Paid in Biscuits

David Cameron announced to the House of Commons yesterday the Tories latest plan to ensure that it always pays to work. 'Too many people on benefits see it as a free lunch,' said the Prime Minister. As of Friday, Jobseeker's Allowance will be paid in...
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Funny story: State Representative Banned for Saying "A***e"

State Representative Banned for Saying "A***e"

Liza Grey, State Representative for Michigan, was banned from speaking in the House of Representatives for saying the word "a***e" during a recent speech to the House. The word was used as the anatomically correct way to describe the part of the...
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Funny story: David Cameron Accidentally Leaves Nick Clegg in the Peak District

David Cameron Accidentally Leaves Nick Clegg in the Peak District

The Prime Minister and the Deputy Prime Minister were in the Peak District for a slap-up lunch with business people who cannot be named. Afterwards, David Cameron was due to travel back to Downing Street in the same car as Nick Clegg. However, the ca...
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Funny story: Church of England Rebranded "Architectural Tours Ltd."

Church of England Rebranded "Architectural Tours Ltd."

The Church of England is undergoing a name change and will henceforth be known as Architectural Tours Ltd. The alteration is taking place to reflect the changing role of the Church in the life of the nation. A spokesman from St Paul's Cathedral...
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Funny story: Recruitment Consultants Outnumber All Other Workers.

Recruitment Consultants Outnumber All Other Workers.

The number of recruitment consultants has increased exponentially over the last six months say analysts at NecroManPower Ltd. It has got to the extent that there are five recruitment consultants to every other job in the UK. The majority of the p...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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