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Funny story:  California sex offenders support North Korea

California sex offenders support North Korea

California sex offenders support North Korea's defiant nuclear weapons program amid fears the Communist pariah state is developing a weapon that could strike other parts of the world. In contrast, the outgoing US Defense Secretary said North Korea...
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Funny story:  George Jones sings his way into heaven

George Jones sings his way into heaven

George Jones, the ever inspiring country singer who sang the popular music hit "He Stopped Loving Her Today," died at the age of 81. The Juniper Knights Women's Club held a march in his honor Friday, KFC television reports. Jones died at a hos...
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Funny story:  Reese Witherspoon defends Boston bombers

Reese Witherspoon defends Boston bombers

In a surprising turn of events Reese Witherspoon an animal rights activist told a friend she supports the Boston bombers because they were wild and hairy. Shortly, after the statement the police were notified and Mrs. Witherspoon was taken into c...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga accuses her rival Britney Spears of improprieties

Lady Gaga accuses her rival Britney Spears of improprieties

Britney Spears ridiculed Lady Gaga because of her stinky breath only to anger Gaga who took revenge on Spears by exposing secrets she stole from Spears' private life. The evidence is Gaga's own words: "Could you get it now and leak it to me? Than...
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Funny story:  Fiona Shaw planned out affair with Dakota Fanning

Fiona Shaw planned out affair with Dakota Fanning

Dakota Fanning has added her name to an ever-increasing list of women who have come forward or been called out for reportedly having affairs with old Fiona Shaw, bringing the tally to at least nine. Tabloids over the weekend named teen star Selena...
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Funny story:  Hugh Jackman stalked by Lady Gaga

Hugh Jackman stalked by Lady Gaga

Hugh Jackman got the surprise of his life during the weekend. An ugly looking woman that appeared drunk screamed out "I love you Wolverine" as she chased the handsome actor with a bowl of linguine while he was at a New York City gym, Jackman's pub...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie discovers a way to reduce crime

Angelina Jolie discovers a way to reduce crime

Angelina Jolie attended the G8 Foreign Ministers meeting in London, where she insisted that crimes against women was "not a women's issue" but a "global issue", particularly focusing on a method to halt crimes that affect women. Jolie suggested to...
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Funny story:  Albert Einstein returns from the dead

Albert Einstein returns from the dead

Germany- Albert Eisenstein returned from the dead during a séances to give a lecture on the scientific aspects of sperm banks, in what he calls his theory of the relative sperm. Victoria Safaris a spiritual healer, card reader, and self proclai...
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Funny story:  Aliens Land in New York City

Aliens Land in New York City

New York City mayor Ed Koch announced Thursday that the city will be hosting a race of space aliens that have landed in New York City's Central Park. Koch returned from the dead as a zombie when the aliens discarded green toilet water in the grav...
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Funny story:  It doesn't pay to be fat anymore

It doesn't pay to be fat anymore

Samoan News - A tiny, enterprising, Samoa airline is being accused of price gouging for selling seats by the kilogram. Ninety percent of Samoans weight between 600 pounds and 900 pounds. Samoa Air plans to price its flights based on the weight o...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga had a relationship with Father

Lady Gaga had a relationship with Father

Lady Gaga never wanted to speak out about Father until now when her manager advised her to tell people her side of the story. "I encouraged her to tell people where it hurts, so she can experience psychedelic hypnotherapy, and the world will se...
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Funny story:  Jodi Arias Needs a Man

Jodi Arias Needs a Man

Minutes after Arizona police interrogators told Jodi Arias that she would do life in prison and she would never see a naked man as long as she lives, Arias became psychotic and was caught on video asking about her makeup and doing a 20-second headsta...
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Funny story:  Ellen DeGeneres Adopts Girl From Costa Rica

Ellen DeGeneres Adopts Girl From Costa Rica

Ellen DeGeneres is a proud new mom, now that her adoption of an 8-year-old Costa Rican girl is official, DeGeneres' rep tells Celebrity Gossip Magazine exclusively. The girl's name is Selena Gomez Ramirez, born in November 2005, according to the...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump to Build Artificial Real Estate Lawyer

Donald Trump to Build Artificial Real Estate Lawyer

Donald Trump, the celebrity real-estate magnate, is embarking on a legal enterprise that will revolutionize the efficiency of his Real Estate business dealings. He will be creating an Artificial Real Estate Lawyer that will help him expand his financ...
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Funny story:  Quvenzhane Wallis and the Onion

Quvenzhane Wallis and the Onion

Sympathetic critics came out to attack the Onion because they used Quvenzhane Wallis in satirical comedy. The satire was innocent, but critics quickly made it out to be something that it was not. This is the original concept of the Onion writer:...
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Funny story:  Christian Dating Sites don't Offer One Night Stands

Christian Dating Sites don't Offer One Night Stands

Christian dating sights are Internet dating systems which permit individuals to communicate with each other over the Internet with the intention of developing a personal relationship which eventually leads to marriage. Psychologist, Danny Hembree...
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Funny story:  Virginia to Adopt the Mexican Peso

Virginia to Adopt the Mexican Peso

Virginia is on the verge of separating itself from the nation's wealthy monetary system, to adopt a Mexican economy while at the same time implementing the famed Mexico Peso worth .08 cents to the American dollar. Virginia Republican Del. Robert...
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Funny story:  Watson Computer to Aide Society with Legal Issues

Watson Computer to Aide Society with Legal Issues

IBM is set to create an artificial lawyer, using the Watson computer, to help aide society with their legal problems. The Watson Law TR3 will be the first computer of it's kind that's capable of connecting real life situations to legal outcomes a...
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