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Funny story: Lord Cameron To Outlaw Poorlessness

Lord Cameron To Outlaw Poorlessness

Tory leader, Lord Cameron of Snooty, announced the largest shake up of welfare reforms this week since Hitlers' rise to power in 1930's Berlin. In a speech, clearly designed to appease the Conservative Right, Lord Cameron launched a blistering at...
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Funny story: British tabloids in Right Wing Nazi Probe

British tabloids in Right Wing Nazi Probe

Armed Response Units surrounded a number of London addresses in the early hours of yesterday morning. In a series of dramatic dawn raids, several high ranking members of staff, believed to be linked to several popular British tabloids, were arrested...
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Funny story: Abba Tribute Act Injured Onstage

Abba Tribute Act Injured Onstage

A performer with the silent Abba tribute act 'Mime-A-Mia' was left pole axed on stage last night after he collided with a previous act's unfinished introductory joke. The joke, an aborted one liner known as the ' A Man Walked Into A Bar' gag, had bee...
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Funny story: OAP Questioned Over Indecent Exposure

OAP Questioned Over Indecent Exposure

Greater Madchester Police questioned an old age pensioner yesterday after she began exposing herself to passes by in a local Lidl's. An eyewitness to the event, described the OAP as losing the plot completely. The traumatised witness said: She came...
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Funny story: Economy Left In Toilet

Economy Left In Toilet

British Prime Minister David Cameron admitted yesterday to accidently leaving the UK Economy "in the shitter" at the weekend. A Downing Street Special Advisory Public Relations Advisor, defended the Prime Ministers' lack of judgement as an act of ex...
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Funny story: Mad Mayor Jorris Bohnson Wears Cat On Head

Mad Mayor Jorris Bohnson Wears Cat On Head

Mad Mayor Of Olde London TownJorris Bohnson has taken a leaf from Dr Zoigbergs famous children's book "Prat In A Cat" and started wearing a large overweight Ginger Tom on his head to official functions. The overweight tom cat Jorris, well known f...
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Funny story: BootyFull Unveils Summer 2012 Collection

BootyFull Unveils Summer 2012 Collection

High street chain BootyFull unveiled its Summer Collection to rave reviews yesterday. A host of minor celebrities attended the launch party after complimentary champagne and canap├ęs were on offer to the B-listers. The party, held at a top London Pre...
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Funny story: Melton Mowbray To Sue The World

Melton Mowbray To Sue The World

The small Leicestershire town of Melton Mowbray issued a high court injunction "against the rest of the world", earlier today. The writ, believed to be a bid to downplay the often quoted concept that The Moon is made of cheese. In a statem...
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Funny story: George Osborne In SID Drama

George Osborne In SID Drama

Chancellor George Osborne was pronounced poorly at his London home yesterday morning after suffering from a near fatal overdose of smugness. The alarm was raised after Mr Osbornes' personal valet failed to wake the Chancellor for his early morn...
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Funny story: Local Couple Told To Get Their House In Order

Local Couple Told To Get Their House In Order

A civil partnership couple, David and Nick, have been told to clean up their backyard by angry neighbours this week, after a tit-for-tat row spilled over into the local media, The McMurdoch Press. Relations within the community had been strained for...
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Funny story: European Union To Ban Austerity

European Union To Ban Austerity

In an unprecedented show of unity 26 of the 27 European Member States agreed to ban the word austerity from their respective languages. As expected, Greece used its' veto against the proposal before releasing the following statement; "In the off...
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Funny story: UKBA Airport Border Control Queue Chaos

UKBA Airport Border Control Queue Chaos

The UK Border Force came under strong criticism yesterday after queues at Heathrow Terminal 5 hit record highs. A spokesman for the UKBA defended its' members in a statement released earlier today. He added; " We are doing absolutely all we can...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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