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Funny story: Plane Takes Off, Then Lands. TSA in Hot Water.

Plane Takes Off, Then Lands. TSA in Hot Water.

Due to a glitch in the TSA's Delay Performance System, Trans American Flight 209 left the gate on time, took off, and landed at its intended destination on time. "We are looking into this situation. We take delay tactics very seriously, and if ou...
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Funny story: Bathroom Debate Ends with a Thud

Bathroom Debate Ends with a Thud

Washington (SAPP) - In a strange twist of fate, the bathroom debate has come to a screeching halt. The U.S. EPA, an unlikely actor in this political saga, has settled the issue once and for all. In a blistering beat-down of the political Left and Rig...
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Funny story: Dark Horse: Donald Trump is not one of us

Dark Horse: Donald Trump is not one of us

Manchuria (SAPP) - The Society of Dark Horses (SoDaHo) has announced in a press release that Donald Trump is not one of them. The secret society, known for its yearly festival in Manchuria known as Burning Horse, has claimed that it has no record of...
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Funny story: NRA Complaint: Obama no longer selling guns

NRA Complaint: Obama no longer selling guns

Washington (SAPP) - With the Obexit just months from now, President Obama is no longer the primary source for gun sales. For 7 straight years, US gun dealers have attributed the increased sale of guns and ammunition to Barrack Hussein Obama. The NRA...
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Funny story: Editorial: Restore the First Amendment to the Founders' Intent

Editorial: Restore the First Amendment to the Founders' Intent

(Editor's note: This article is in response to recent concerns about the Second Amendment, and should be interpreted as part of a wider debate, especially on gun control. This article was passed along from a deep thinker who uses a pseudonym. -- Edit...
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Funny story: Olympic Shock: Canada to win 30 Gold Medals with Fast White Suits

Olympic Shock: Canada to win 30 Gold Medals with Fast White Suits

Toronto (SAPP) - The Canadian Olympic Team has entered a new era of competitiveness in the world of sports. Constantly trying to play catch-up to their rivals to the south, Canadian Track and Field is always yearning for that edge to beat the America...
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Funny story: Olympic Torch lights Indiana on fire, Wal-Mart to blame

Olympic Torch lights Indiana on fire, Wal-Mart to blame

St. Louis (SAPP) - The 2012 Olympics in London will be getting no help from the U.S.A. this year. Drought, heatwave, and burn bans have crippled the effort to send the Olympic Flame through the Midwest this year. But this may soon change. "This to...
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Funny story: California to Sell Catalina Island to Pay off Debts

California to Sell Catalina Island to Pay off Debts

Sacramento (SAPP) - When Democrat Jerry Brown took office in 2011 following the end of Arnold Schwarzenegger's term as governor, the warning bells were beginning to sound. "I thought that Brown was going to be a terror on fiscal issues, and I was rig...
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Funny story: Congressman: Replace TSA with New Airport Screening Program

Congressman: Replace TSA with New Airport Screening Program

Washington (SAPP) - To stop a mounting surge of complaints against the Transportation Security Agency (TSA), Congressman Westley Guilder (R-Texas) has introduced House Bill 1202 that would change the way TSA screeners handle passengers entering into...
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Funny story: Japan Melts Down... Blubber?

Japan Melts Down... Blubber?

TOKYO (SAPP) - After many years of international pressure to stop whaling, sources close to the prime minister of Japan, Yoshihiko Noda, have admitted that whaling has become a vital source of energy for the country. Members of Mr. Noda's inner circl...
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