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Funny story: Conservative plan to catch voters with vinegar backfires spectacularly

Conservative plan to catch voters with vinegar backfires spectacularly

David Cameron has been rebuked for trying to trap voters using acetic acid and water, it has been confirmed. The alluring brown 'PFI Sauce' bottle pictures the Conservative leader promising to transform the NHS. But it has been discovered that the vi...
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Funny story: World at peace, say sources

World at peace, say sources

After roughly half a million years of hatred and war, mankind have finally packed it in. The abrupt move from 'pretty dismal' to 'just groovy' occurred after someone at Cheney School, Oxford, asked during lunch break, "Why don't we just stop all t...
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Funny story: Hosepipe ban causes middle class riots

Hosepipe ban causes middle class riots

A hosepipe ban imposed on the South of England has led to widespread riots of a middle class nature. Towns and villages in England have enjoyed looting and arson at the hands of cardigan-wearing crowds, one Guardian columnist said "we haven't been...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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