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Romney says Big Bird "tastes like chicken"

In the first of three presidential debates, Romney explicitly said that he supports cutting funding for PBS and Sesame Street. Fans of public television were particularly angered that he singled out Big Bird. "I'm a huge fan of Big Bird," said Romney...

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Master Baiter Catches Big Fish

Funny story: Master Baiter Catches Big Fish

Toledo, OH - At the end of a long day on Toledo Bend Lake with very little luck, master baiter Sam Bigton finally caught the winning fish of the day at the annual statewide competition. After three hours of struggling with a 36" Black Bass, he won th...

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Romney Promises to Eliminate All Taxes

Romney took his conservative economic policies to a new extreme today. At a campaign rally in Phoenix, AZ he promised an enthusiastic group of supporters that if elected, he would do everything in his power to end all taxes. The promise struck ev...

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New Gospel Found: Son of Man Was Ladies Man

Funny story: New Gospel Found: Son of Man Was Ladies Man

The recent discovery of a papyrus fragment suggesting that Jesus had a wife has caused a stir in academic and religious circles. While some might be pleased to learn about a more human side of the Messiah, others feel that the evidence is a forgery w...

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Many Americans Also Frustrated by Movies

Funny story: Many Americans Also Frustrated by Movies

The angry riots throughout North Africa and the Middle East over an anti-Islamic movie have sparked intense discussion about American foreign policy and the limits of freedom of speech and religion. While the violent reactions of some extremist group...

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Mitt Romney Chooses Mitt Romney Cyber Clone as VP

Funny story: Mitt Romney Chooses Mitt Romney Cyber Clone as VP

Amidst the media's speculation about presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney's choice for a running mate, it came as a major shock today when he announced his decision: Mitt Romney has chosen Mitt Romney. When asked what would happ...

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Florida's "Stand Your Ground" Law Inspires "Shoot 'em While You Can" and Other Initiatives

Funny story: Florida's "Stand Your Ground" Law Inspires "Shoot 'em While You Can" and Other Initiatives

Despite its controversial status, Florida's "Stand Your Ground" law has suddenly inspired new legislation in Texas, Oklahoma, and Georgia. Texas: The legislature is currently considering a bill known as the "Shoot 'em While You Can" initiative. Su...

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The English Language in Crisis: F-word No Longer Dirty

Funny story: The English Language in Crisis: F-word No Longer Dirty

After a three day closed-door meeting, an elite group of scholars affiliated with various international publishers and academic institutions announced its decision to change the official classification of the F-word. From now on, it's no longer a cur...

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Supreme Court Rejects Obamacare and Declares the Constitution Unconstitutional

After just a few days of discussing the Obamacare mandate, there has been a sudden and surprising turn of events. Not only has the court rejected the controversial mandate, it has also rejected the constitution. In a unanimous vote, the constitution...

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