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Funny story: Shark Attacks

Shark Attacks

Holidaying off Torquay with family and friends, Nasher White has reported seeing groups of strange creatures floating and splashing about on the surface of the sea whilst making loud, shrieking calls as if sick or in trouble. Recognisable by the...
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Funny story: Ovary Transplants to end the Menopause

Ovary Transplants to end the Menopause

Celebrations were in full flow at the Grey Locks nursing home in Krupton today as four residents all gave birth to bouncing babies on the same day. Agnes Smith, aged ninety six, who underwent her first ever Caesarian to give birth to baby Karen s...
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Funny story: Fresh Guidelines on Breakfast Cereals

Fresh Guidelines on Breakfast Cereals

The Dietary Information Panel (DIP) has now revised its advice related to breakfast cereals. Rather than eating any number of large bowls of porridge and any number of smaller bowls of Sugary Puffs or Chocky Pops at any one sitting it now recomme...
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Funny story: French Immigration Authorities Clamping Down

French Immigration Authorities Clamping Down

Four passengers arriving from Saudi Arabia at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris have been refused entry into France after they all declined to take off their face veils for French Immigration officials. Despite claiming that they were members of...
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Funny story: Diving from Hotel Balconies

Diving from Hotel Balconies

The British Travel Insurance Industry has announced that it will no longer provide cover for British tourists staying in hotels with more than one floor. This is due to the number of people trying but failing to succeed in the new sport of diving...
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Funny story: Dr A Sinnick - Health Consultant & Entrepeneur

Dr A Sinnick - Health Consultant & Entrepeneur

Reports from the environmental safety organisation, The Ecology Centre, suggest that there are high levels of toxic chemicals in jewellery taken from branches of Claire's, Forever 21, H&M and other retail outlets. Chemicals included lead, cadmium...
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Queen of Sheba Susan Rice Demands Hagel's Head

"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
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