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ISIS the Musical Bombs at Box Office

Funny story: ISIS the Musical Bombs at Box Office

In an attempt to soften the image of the infamous terror group, ISIS has formed a theatre group.They refer to themselves as "The Musical Jihadists" and wish to prove to the world at large that they truly are lovers of the arts and theatre and that th...

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NRA Endorses "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program"

Funny story: NRA Endorses "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program"

The NRA and GOP have finally found a free school lunch program that they feel comfortable endorsing. The "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program" is a pilot program in selected rural areas that teaches firearm safety, hunting, trapping and self sufficien...

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Pentagon Vows to Invade Cascadia as Soon as They Find it on a Map

Funny story: Pentagon Vows to Invade Cascadia as Soon as They Find it on a Map

The Pentagon and the NSA are in a fury over the growing independence movement in Cascadia. Cascadia which is regarded by many as the Scotland of North America. Cascadia is nestled in the Pacific Northwest from the redwoods of California and north...

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SWAT Raids Lawn Dart Tournament, Gun Rally Participants Relieved

Funny story: SWAT Raids Lawn Dart Tournament, Gun Rally Participants Relieved

It was a sunny afternoon of family fun, barbecues and lawn darts in Auburn, Washington. The Cascadian Lawn Darts Association was hosting a local tournament between the Renton Renegades and the Auburn Avengers. Sharing the the park was also local gun...

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Chris Christie Wages War on Anorexia

Funny story: Chris Christie Wages War on Anorexia

Some say that embattled New Jersey Governor has bitten off more than he can chew with his growing bridge scandal while some of his closest allies in Trenton have rallied around him and decided that he should go on the offensive by waging a war that h...

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Vatican Official Claims to Have Exorcised 160K Demons: Demons File Class Action Suit

Funny story: Vatican Official Claims to Have Exorcised 160K Demons: Demons File Class Action Suit

Fr. Gabriel Amorth, The Head of International Association of Exorcists which is a Vatican sanctioned organization has recently made the claim that he has rid the world of 160,000 demons and sent them back to Hell. Fr. Amorth was one of the exorcists...

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Fox News Reports Muppet Related Crime at All Time High, Romney Vows War on Vowels

Funny story: Fox News Reports Muppet Related Crime at All Time High, Romney Vows War on Vowels

It's the opinion of many reputable contributors at Fox News that Muppet related crime is spilling over unto our our streets and something must be done to curb this disturbing trend. Gov. Romney is meeting this challenge contrary to the wishes of man...

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Romney Hires Charlie Sheen to Manage His Troubled Campaign, Charlie is About WINNING and So AM I

Funny story: Romney Hires Charlie Sheen to Manage His Troubled Campaign, Charlie is About WINNING and So AM I

In a recent and unexpected turn of events the Romney Campaign hires Charlie Sheen who is renowned for his WINNING philosophy as well as resurrecting seemingly dead careers as well as making several comebacks. Both Mr. Sheen and Gov. Romney desp...

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GOP Scientist Explains Romney's "Retroactive Retirement Dilemma" with His Theory of Retro-Activity

Recently on CNN's State of the Union, Romney's adviser Ed Gillespie stated that Gov. Romney retroactively retired from Bain Capital in 1999 though it actually occurred in 2002. Mr. Gillespie as of this date has offered no explanation on how one i...

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Sweet Home Allah'bama?

Funny story: Sweet Home Allah'bama?

The President released this statement while traveling to the Midwest during one of his Campaign stops. The President said, "I'd like to put and end to the rumor that we have a plan to transform our country in my second term into The United Sharia...

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Ron Paul Clinches Tweaker and Junkie Vote, Stoner Vote Split

Funny story: Ron Paul Clinches Tweaker and Junkie Vote, Stoner Vote Split

Recent polls show that Ron Paul out polls all other candidates in popularity among methamphetamine and heroin users. Ron Paul's popularity stems from his drug legalization platform. However his popularity is split with President Obama among marijuana...

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Santorum Seeks Rights to Trademark Frothy

The Rick Santorum campaign is seeking to trademark the term "Frothy" for merchandising purposes. Everywhere he goes people are chanting Frothy in support of Santorum's campaign. We inquired how he got the name Frothy and why it's gone viral? Acco...

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Recent Poll States 3 out of 4 Residents of Mordor Prefer Mitt Romney

Not since the fall of Sauron has a candidate excited the citizens of Mordor as much as Mitt Romney. During a recent stump speech in Mordor, he spoke to a group of former Orcs now working as bankers, stock brokers and wealthy industrialists. He tol...

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Kim Jong Un Reveals Gay Crush for Rush Limbaugh?

Recently a French reporter, Jacques Maison interviewed Kim Jong Un who revealed a bizarre and intimate attraction for Rush Limbaugh, the right-wing radio show host known for his vitriolic tirades against women, liberals and the working class. Apparen...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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