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Funny story:  Chris Christie Wages War on Anorexia

Chris Christie Wages War on Anorexia

Some say that embattled New Jersey Governor has bitten off more than he can chew with his growing bridge scandal while some of his closest allies in Trenton have rallied around him and decided that he should go on the offensive by waging a war that h...
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Funny story:  Vatican Official Claims to Have Exorcised 160K Demons: Demons File Class Action Suit

Vatican Official Claims to Have Exorcised 160K Demons: Demons File Class Action Suit

Fr. Gabriel Amorth, The Head of International Association of Exorcists which is a Vatican sanctioned organization has recently made the claim that he has rid the world of 160,000 demons and sent them back to Hell. Fr. Amorth was one of the exorcists...
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Funny story:  Fox News Reports Muppet Related Crime at All Time High, Romney Vows War on Vowels

Fox News Reports Muppet Related Crime at All Time High, Romney Vows War on Vowels

It's the opinion of many reputable contributors at Fox News that Muppet related crime is spilling over unto our our streets and something must be done to curb this disturbing trend. Gov. Romney is meeting this challenge contrary to the wishes of man...
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Funny story:  Romney Hires Charlie Sheen to Manage His Troubled Campaign, Charlie is About WINNING and So AM I

Romney Hires Charlie Sheen to Manage His Troubled Campaign, Charlie is About WINNING and So AM I

In a recent and unexpected turn of events the Romney Campaign hires Charlie Sheen who is renowned for his WINNING philosophy as well as resurrecting seemingly dead careers as well as making several comebacks. Both Mr. Sheen and Gov. Romney desp...
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Funny story:  GOP Scientist Explains Romney's "Retroactive Retirement Dilemma" with His Theory of Retro-Activity

GOP Scientist Explains Romney's "Retroactive Retirement Dilemma" with His Theory of Retro-Activity

Recently on CNN's State of the Union, Romney's adviser Ed Gillespie stated that Gov. Romney retroactively retired from Bain Capital in 1999 though it actually occurred in 2002. Mr. Gillespie as of this date has offered no explanation on how one i...
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Funny story:  Sweet Home Allah'bama?

Sweet Home Allah'bama?

The President released this statement while traveling to the Midwest during one of his Campaign stops. The President said, "I'd like to put and end to the rumor that we have a plan to transform our country in my second term into The United Sharia...
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Funny story:  Ron Paul Clinches Tweaker and Junkie Vote, Stoner Vote Split

Ron Paul Clinches Tweaker and Junkie Vote, Stoner Vote Split

Recent polls show that Ron Paul out polls all other candidates in popularity among methamphetamine and heroin users. Ron Paul's popularity stems from his drug legalization platform. However his popularity is split with President Obama among marijuana...
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Funny story:  Santorum Seeks Rights to Trademark Frothy

Santorum Seeks Rights to Trademark Frothy

The Rick Santorum campaign is seeking to trademark the term "Frothy" for merchandising purposes. Everywhere he goes people are chanting Frothy in support of Santorum's campaign. We inquired how he got the name Frothy and why it's gone viral? Acco...
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Funny story:  Recent Poll States 3 out of 4 Residents of Mordor Prefer Mitt Romney

Recent Poll States 3 out of 4 Residents of Mordor Prefer Mitt Romney

Not since the fall of Sauron has a candidate excited the citizens of Mordor as much as Mitt Romney. During a recent stump speech in Mordor, he spoke to a group of former Orcs now working as bankers, stock brokers and wealthy industrialists. He tol...
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Funny story:  Which World Leader Reveals Gay Crush for Rush Limbaugh?

Which World Leader Reveals Gay Crush for Rush Limbaugh?

Recently a French reporter, Jacques Maison interviewed a world leader who revealed a bizarre and intimate attraction for Rush Limbaugh, the right-wing radio show host know for his vitriolic tirades against women, liberals and the working class. Appar...
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Michael Moore's Latest Film in Current Previews

Conspiracy sniffer-head Moore has cinematically digitized his latest gambit to expose a secret scheme in the baking industry. His Rotundity's new film is entitled "Wall Street Tookover My Twinkies!"

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