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Funny story: Texas-Hawaii swap creates a 'more profitable, tasteful union'

Texas-Hawaii swap creates a 'more profitable, tasteful union'

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Department of Interior announced today that it will move Texas into the South Pacific and replace it with the Hawaiian Islands in the newly-created Gulf of New Mexico. Officials said the land-swap, among many other be...
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Funny story: Neanderthal 'Swamp Ape' corporation awarded 'Alligator Alley' concession

Neanderthal 'Swamp Ape' corporation awarded 'Alligator Alley' concession

TALLAHASSEE -- The Florida State Legislature on Friday granted the newly recognized Swamp Ape corporate tribe the lucrative I-75 "Alligator Alley" concessions contract, but the Seminole Tribe will be retained to provide labor. The Seminoles salva...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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