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Funny story:  Egyptian President Morsi Steps Down in Order to Reunite with The Smiths

Egyptian President Morsi Steps Down in Order to Reunite with The Smiths

In late-breaking news from conflict-torn Egypt, Egyptian president Mohammed Morsi has announced that he will step down from his presidency in order to reunite with his formerly very successful alternative rock band, The Smiths. In order to make th...
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Funny story:  Downtrodden Obama "Accidentally" Puts Himself on Kill List

Downtrodden Obama "Accidentally" Puts Himself on Kill List

In a shocking Wikileaks disclosure, it was revealed late last night that President Obama, who the New York Times reported maintains a "kill list" of persons targeted for assassination, recently put himself on the kill list - by accident. Or was it...
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Funny story:  Dangerous Stupid Levels Found In NYC Water

Dangerous Stupid Levels Found In NYC Water

The most recent quarterly testing of New York City's water supply revealed dangerous levels of stupid in the city's water - over eighteen times the permissible levels, even by New York's lenient stupid standards (New York is second only to Georgia in...
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Funny story:  Pennsylvania Voter ID Referendum Fails for Lack of Voters with Proper ID

Pennsylvania Voter ID Referendum Fails for Lack of Voters with Proper ID

In the wake of national controversy surrounding Pennsylvania's stringent voter-identification requirements, Pennsylvania governor Tom Corbett called for a public referendum on the voter ID law, the constitutionality of which is currently under review...
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Funny story:  Obama Drones On in Pakistan

Obama Drones On in Pakistan

In the face of criticism from the United Nations regarding the ongoing United States drone program in Pakistan, President Obama held a video press conference to reassure the Pakistani people, many of whom are reportedly too terrified to go about thei...
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Funny story:  New York Woman's Examined Life Not Worth Living

New York Woman's Examined Life Not Worth Living

New York attorney Diana Campbell was proud of having earned her law degree at the age of 54. She had steady work that wasn't too mentally demanding and which served to pay the bills. And, after nearly three decades of therapy and twelve-step work, sh...
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Funny story:  Under Pressure to Release Tax Returns, Mitt Romney Finally Admits He Never Filed Before 2010

Under Pressure to Release Tax Returns, Mitt Romney Finally Admits He Never Filed Before 2010

Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, who has faced pressure from Democrats to make public his federal tax returns from the past ten years, finally revealed that the reason for his refusal to release any returns from prior to 2010 is that he n...
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Funny story:  Bill Clinton Promotes Hitler-Style Vegetarianism at World Rodeo Convention

Bill Clinton Promotes Hitler-Style Vegetarianism at World Rodeo Convention

Many rodeo-goers expressed surprise, even shock, at the announcement that former United States president Bill Clinton would be the keynote speaker at the 2012 World Rodeo Convention in Houston, Texas. For one, media sources have in recent years repor...
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Funny story:  Rhode Island Woman Files for Divorce from Reality, Pleading Domestic Violence

Rhode Island Woman Files for Divorce from Reality, Pleading Domestic Violence

The scourge of domestic violence is not limited to traditional male-female or other intimate human relationships; it may occur between a person and reality itself - at least that's what 28-year-old Newport, Rhode Island resident Regina Bartwell belie...
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Funny story:  Sausage Company Study Shows NO Negative Health Consequences for Vegans Who Double or Even Triple Sausage Intake

Sausage Company Study Shows NO Negative Health Consequences for Vegans Who Double or Even Triple Sausage Intake

Modern-day medical research demonstrates a clear and consistent link between meat consumption and virtually all Western diseases - cancer, heart disease and diabetes, to name just a few. Could sausage possibly be an exception? Sausage company H...
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Funny story:  Poverty-Stricken Christian Boy Asks God to Let Him Out By Side of Road

Poverty-Stricken Christian Boy Asks God to Let Him Out By Side of Road

After his father was laid off from his construction job and his family became forced to subsist on food stamps and public assistance, eight-year-old Chris Peterson of Augusta, Georgia, prayed to God, specifically requesting that he be let out by the...
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Funny story:  Corporate Buddhism Training Helps Employees Understand that Job Dissatisfaction and Malaise Are Actually Nirvana

Corporate Buddhism Training Helps Employees Understand that Job Dissatisfaction and Malaise Are Actually Nirvana

"Mindfulness," a concept with its roots in Buddhism, has become a catch-word in many corporate environments. Benjamin Robinson, President and CEO of the New York City-based marketing firm Market-Based Marketing ("MBM"), has also implemented many othe...
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Funny story:  Obama Loses Track of What He's Supposed to Believe, Actually Believes and Has Said He Believes

Obama Loses Track of What He's Supposed to Believe, Actually Believes and Has Said He Believes

"Being president sounds glamorous," revealed a pensive Barack Obama during a rare private interview in the Oval Office yesterday, "but it's not all fun and games." Obama went on to express how difficult it has been for him to keep track of what he...
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Funny story:  Americans Anxiously Await Matt Damon's Views on Wall Street Abuses and Economy

Americans Anxiously Await Matt Damon's Views on Wall Street Abuses and Economy

Many people, including politicians Barack Obama and Mitt Romney, author/activists Charles Ferguson and Noam Chomsky, and economists Larry Summers and Raghuram Rajan, have weighed in on (or denied) the fraud, political manipulations and criminal wrong...
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Funny story:  Obama Orders Americans to Stop Droning On and On about Drones

Obama Orders Americans to Stop Droning On and On about Drones

President Barack Obama is personally responsible for managing a "kill list" of people targeted for assassination by the American government - no small task. In addition, it's Obama's job to personally approve any additions to the list. At a pres...
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Funny story:  Facebook Sues Hot Brooklyn Chick for Causing Share Value to Plummet by Deleting Facebook Account

Facebook Sues Hot Brooklyn Chick for Causing Share Value to Plummet by Deleting Facebook Account

Facebook has filed an $18 billion lawsuit against 22-year-old Kendall O'Hara of Brooklyn, New York, for intentional interference with Facebook's much-anticipated initial public offering of stock to small-time investors. On the day of the Facebook...
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Funny story:  Obama Seeks Repeat Win of "Marketer of the Year" Award

Obama Seeks Repeat Win of "Marketer of the Year" Award

In 2008, before he'd been declared the winner of the presidential election, Barack Obama was named Advertising Age's "Marketer of the Year." And now, in 2012, Obama seeks a repeat win of the advertising honor. "The presidency has been cool, and I'...
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Funny story:  Obama Sues Noam Chomsky, Chris Hedges and Cornell West for Making Him Look Bad by Challenging National Defense Authorization Act

Obama Sues Noam Chomsky, Chris Hedges and Cornell West for Making Him Look Bad by Challenging National Defense Authorization Act

Following a court decision striking down as unconstitutional a provision in the National Defense Authorization Act ("NDAA"), President Barack Obama, who signed the NDAA into law, filed a defamation lawsuit against the plaintiffs in the case. In his c...
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