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Funny story: Monsanto Unveils First Genetically Modified Human

Monsanto Unveils First Genetically Modified Human

Food industry giant Monsanto, Inc. recently announced that it has developed the first-ever genetically modified human ("GMH"), who/which the company claims can virtually singlehandedly save the economy. "GM organisms get a bad rap in many ways," n...
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Funny story: Most Progressive Pope Ever? Pope Francis Admits to Being an Atheist

Most Progressive Pope Ever? Pope Francis Admits to Being an Atheist

Pope Francis, lauded by some and criticized by others for daring to broaching such traditionally papally-undiscussed subjects as climate change, income inequality, and homosexuality, has breached what many Catholics consider the final taboo by admitt...
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Funny story: Mind-Blowing New Study Reveals Link Between Poverty and Depression

Mind-Blowing New Study Reveals Link Between Poverty and Depression

A mind-blowing new study, The Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index, recently revealed a link between poverty and depression, reporting that people living in poverty are actually twice as likely to be depressed as those who are able to provide for their...
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Funny story: Hillary's Latest Trash-Talk! Clinton Equates "Feel the Bern" with Gonorrhea

Hillary's Latest Trash-Talk! Clinton Equates "Feel the Bern" with Gonorrhea

Having had little success calling into question her chief political rival's personal integrity or agenda in light of her own checkered political past, Democratic presidential contender Hillary Clinton recently resorted to some good, old-fashioned tra...
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Funny story: Manhattan MIRACLE! New York Man Born Again Every Day by "Old River East" (a.k.a. East River)

Manhattan MIRACLE! New York Man Born Again Every Day by "Old River East" (a.k.a. East River)

While many consider miracles a thing of the past, New York man Kellogg Tracey experiences spiritual magic every single day, courtesy of the "Old River East" - more commonly known as the East River. "That Old River East is a boon to my spirit and...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Nominates Himself for Vacant Supreme Court Slot

Donald Trump Nominates Himself for Vacant Supreme Court Slot

Following the death of United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, apparently unclear on the rules governing judicial procedure, attempted to nominate himself to fill the vacant judicial slot.
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Funny story: Debate Over Effectiveness of Positive Thinking and Affirmations Rages among Losers; Winners Have Little to Say on Subject

Debate Over Effectiveness of Positive Thinking and Affirmations Rages among Losers; Winners Have Little to Say on Subject

A study recently released by the Self-Center for American Psychology noted a sharp divide among losers regarding the effectiveness of the positive self-statements known as "affirmations"; winners, however, had little to say on the subject. Accordi...
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Funny story: Cold and Fever Exchange New Year's Resolutions to Lose Weight and Gain Weight, Respectively

Cold and Fever Exchange New Year's Resolutions to Lose Weight and Gain Weight, Respectively

At the start of 2016, long-time cohorts Cold and Fever exchanged solemn New Year's resolutions to lose weight and gain weight, respectively. Cold admitted to having really packed on the pounds in recent decades. He pointed to the oft-touted home r...
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Funny story: Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

When 53-year-old Denise Hobson first heard about the standard animal agriculture practice of "forced molting," by which female chickens are deprived of food and light for up to two weeks in order to artificially jolt their weary bodies into producing...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Announces Bid for President Presidentie

Chris Christie Announces Bid for President Presidentie

This week, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie announced that he will seek the Republican nomination for president presidentie in the 2016 election. Christie told a group of supporters in his hometown of Livingston, New Jersey, that he feels he has...
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Funny story: Pessimistic Beverage Packaging Company Begins Manufacturing Aluminum "Can'ts"

Pessimistic Beverage Packaging Company Begins Manufacturing Aluminum "Can'ts"

No longer willing to ignore the stark reality of environmental degradation, global poverty, and deteriorating human health, pessimistic beverage packing company Canned Dreams, Inc., recently announced the launch of a new product line, known as the al...
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Funny story: Hope Stupidly Springs Eternal for Struggling New Yorkers

Hope Stupidly Springs Eternal for Struggling New Yorkers

According to recent polls, over 70 percent of New York City residents remain ridiculously optimistic about their futures despite overwhelming indications that nothing in their personal or professional lives will ever change for the better, thereby pr...
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Funny story: Hot Yoga Blamed for Global Warming

Hot Yoga Blamed for Global Warming

A new study by the Weston A. Price Foundation (WAPF), a nonprofit "nutrition" organization with close ties to the meat industry, blames hot yoga for global warming. The WAPF report has created a lot of additional heat for Bikram Yoga founder Bikr...
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Funny story: Health-Conscious Environmentalist Kills Two Birds with One Stone by Going Vegan

Health-Conscious Environmentalist Kills Two Birds with One Stone by Going Vegan

As someone interested in boosting his own health and the health of the planet, health-conscious environmentalist Luke Jameson decided to kill two birds with one stone by going vegan. Luke was first inspired to go vegan when he learned that animal...
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Funny story: Hot Yoga Blamed for Global Warming

Hot Yoga Blamed for Global Warming

A new study by the Weston A. Price Foundation (WAPF), a nonprofit "nutrition" organization with close ties to the meat industry, blames "hot yoga" for global warming. The WAPF report has created a lot of additional heat for Bikram Yoga founder Bi...
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Funny story: Obama Seeks Balance by Displaying Nobel Peace Prize Alongside Kill List

Obama Seeks Balance by Displaying Nobel Peace Prize Alongside Kill List

A recently leaked National Security Agency recording of a therapy session between President Barack Obama and his personal therapist revealed that Obama, in an effort to achieve mental and emotional balance, has decided to display the Nobel Peace Priz...
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Funny story: Monsanto Seeks to Genetically Modify Food Labeling Laws

Monsanto Seeks to Genetically Modify Food Labeling Laws

Food industry giant Monsanto has announced that it will seek to genetically modify proposed food labeling laws so as to make them better able to withstand the powerful Monsanto-produced insecticide Roundup. In recent years, Monsanto has expended...
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Funny story: New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses

New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio recently made political history by announcing that free universal pre-kindergarten will now be available to all four-year-old children - and to retired New York City carriage horses of any age. Citing the cruel a...
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Obama: Brexit is a good idea after all

In a complete turnaround, President Obama tweeted that he likes a good Brexit after a round of golf and a cigarette. His caddie had no comment.
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